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Gaiman v. McFarlane Decision Handed Down
aronc writes "In a case of speedy justice a jury today ruled that Neil Gaiman was in the right on all 9 counts in the case he brought against Todd McFarlane. More details at ComiCon Pulse and ICv2. This case revolved around ownership stakes for Medieval Spawn, Angela, Cagliostro, and further contracts involving the rights to Miracle Man."
A woman was in bed with her lover, when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered." Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen, and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the "statue," "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
well, whoop-te-frickin do.... so, who're we bashing today?
I need links to said wife/Pet...
Assistant Attorney General Charles James, who is responsible for antitrust matters, will leave his position to pursue a job in the private sector, the Justice Department revealed on Thursday.
James is best-known for his role in brokering the pending Microsoft settlement with the Justice Department and nine of 18 states. U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly has yet to approve the deal. Her ruling on that matter, and on a request by nine other states to impose stiffer sanctions on Microsoft, could come at any time.
Stifling a big yawn, James said the delaying tactics of Microsoft appear to have won, even thought they were found guilty in appeals court. "There might have been a chance during the previous administration for some semblance of consumer rights, but now they've pretty much gotten the green light to 'crush, crumble and chomp' whatever and whoever they want'", James remarked, downing his 2nd 16oz coffee. "Good grief, at this pace we should get a decision by 2013, but I know the court is also delaying, hoping all the vocal critics on the monopoly gravy train as well as their victims won't notice when she comes out, administers a wrist slap and slinks back to normal life as a federal judge. My career can't wait for this sad drama to play out. Microsoft owns the desktop market and isn't about to let anyone on their cloud, Sherman antitrust be damned."
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Troll??? You asswipes, no one fucking cares and when the real world says so, you mod them down. Fuck you and the troll you rode in upon! No one fucking cares about comic books. No one. Well maybe linux weenies care, but you are the MINORITY and always will be. Always.
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