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Napster: The Movie

Joey Patterson writes "Looks like the story of Napster founder Shawn Fanning is headed to the small screen. CNET News.com reports that Fanning has signed a deal with MTV to turn his life story into a movie, which will focus on his personal saga during Napster's rise and fall. There's no word yet on who the cast will be (although Fanning may play himself), but Alex Winter (who played Bill in the "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" movies) will write (and possibly direct) the film."

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  1. Kazaa by screenbert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think I can download it off of Kazaa?

    1. Re:Kazaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      you sure as hell aren't going to find it on the RIAA website ;)

    2. Re:Kazaa by hendridm · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Think I can download it off of Kazaa?

      Perhaps, but I reckon you'll see it rerun on Fox before your Kazaa download finishes.

      Status: More sources needed...

    3. Re:Kazaa by Ooblek · · Score: 5, Funny
      You don't need to download it. Here is the script for the movie:

      The scene opens with the camera moving slowly up a concrete walkway towards the front door or a brick house. It is night time and the front porch light is on. Tiki lamps (the type you get at home depot for $29.95 for 20) line the concrete walkway.) When the camera gets to the front step, the scene wipes into the bedroom of a typical suburban teen. Here we meet the protagonist, Rakeesh Mumalalalamynasian

      Rakeesh: Hey, there is that '80s song I've been looking for since I graduated from elementary school. Wow, the memories. I better download it!

      The viewer sees Rakeesh double-click on the song.

      Rakeesh: Yeah, this guy has a phat-pipe! 30kb/sec! I should have it in no time!

      Rakeesh continues to look at the computer screen anxiously....

      Rakeesh: Wait, what?!?! 96% and its stalling at 0kb/sec? Ack, the connection dropped! You snot-sucking mp3 whore! You closed Napster in the middle of my download!!!! Now I have to find someone else who has this song!

      Repeat 152 times, or until the movie is two hours long

  2. bill is still working? by bberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I knew alex winter had a stint with modona a while back, I guess its good to see he is still in the business. I love bill and teds... I aspired to BE Ted for about 8 years of my life (and mabye still a little bit). anyway, hopfully the movie doesn't suck

  3. Blown Away - The NAPSTER Story! by mtrupe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Starring:
    Vin Diesel as 'The Napster'

    and

    Louie Anderson as 'Corporate Bad Guy'

    special appearance by Beatrice Arthur as Mr. Fanning's love interest, and Samuel Jackson as "Angry black man."

  4. You can't see it on MTV... by Gruneun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Although, you may be able to find it if you look for "EmTeeVee" instead.

  5. Potential for a whole new genre of reality shows by ites · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Geeks Alive!"
    Watch as Geeks try to break the system!
    Ten selected geeks are locked up in a Virtual House.
    Each week one geek gets sued by Big Business.
    You GET TO VOTE!!! with your browser!
    Which geeks stay, which geek gets sued into oblivion!
    And... Free...!!! Download all the pr0n and muzik you can cram onto your HD!
    This fall on Fox.

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  6. It's a recipe for ratings success! by El_Smack · · Score: 3, Funny

    And I thought HBO had the best drama's on TV.
    All they need to add is Rosie O'Donnell in a cameo as "The AIMster Girl".

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  7. I think my infobot sums it up very well by motardo · · Score: 5, Funny

    09:44 omg
    09:44 napster: the movie
    09:44 the movie is on the net

  8. Pff.. by Sheetrock · · Score: 5, Funny
    MTV? Theodore Logan? Yeah, this isn't gonna suck.

    FRIEND: Dude, I just like, totally ripped this CD off from the store.

    FANNING: Hey, check this out, man: I just discovered a bodacious way to rip off CDs without shoplifting!

    FRIEND: Excellent!

    FANNING: It works with porn, too!

    FRIEND: Sixty-nine, dude!

    FANNING: Whoa.

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  9. Next up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Windows: The Motion Picture" and "Linux" the miniseries. Soon to be followed by "Mac OS", a sitcom starring doogie howser and the fat chick from that other show.

  10. RIAA sues radio stations for piracy by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 5, Funny

    While on the topic of music and P2P, I hope nobody missed this Onion jewel?

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3836/riaa_sues_radio_ stations.html

  11. Awesome, can I have a part? by Uttles · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want to play the CD ripping geek who spends all of his time finding the perfect audio settings and making everyone's albums into MP3's. Except in the movie, I'd want them to write in a bunch of playboy models who would be my "assistants".

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  12. Dude! by tezzery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude! The RIAA is Bogus!

  13. Who should star... by praedor · · Score: 2, Funny

    First off, Kevin Bacon must have a part in this movie. Doesn't matter what part, but a part he must have. Specific recommendations are:
    The Rock or Russell Crowe to play Shawn Fanning (depending on whether you want an outrageous super-hero or a more realistic, though tough-as-nails hero), Sir Anthony Hopkins in a Lector-like role should play the leading RIAA character. I think that Vin Diesel should also have a role - reprising his character in _Pitch Black_.

    A few _Enemy of the State_ chases and explosions, a super-hot love interest in the form of say, Alyssa Milano (_lots_ of nude scenes), great fight scenes, one of them epic... Do this, and it will be a big-a$$-megahit that I will spend to see on the big screen and then again to buy the DVD when it comes out.

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  14. Hmmm.... by xagon7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "So Shawn .... I wrote this film about how you let people trade White Stallions Album all over the internet!"

    "No way!"

    "Way!"

    "No way!"

    "Way!"

  15. Re:But which point of view? by Java+Pimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Half of their success is based on music that is created by the music industry. The other half is based on those who listen to the music...

    Really? MTV still has something to do with music? I thought it was all about idiots stapling their nut sack to their leg and Girls Gone Wild on Spring Break.

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    Kull: She told me she was 19!
  16. Re:Potential for a whole new genre of reality show by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Watch the Geeks with slim VIAOs beat the livin' bejesus out of the Geek with the OS 10.2 PowerBook, then watch them bitch when they find out the HFS+ iPod won't mount under Windows without some software from Versiontracker!

    Each week a Geek will be voted out of the house if they fail to meet a challenge.

    First Challenge - Uninstall Easy CD Creator 5 from Windows XP without interupting the Metallica CD playing in the Optical Drive

    Second Challenge - Vi vs Emacs - Defend your position

    Third Challenge - KDE vs Gnome - Defend your GUI

  17. About MTV by gabec · · Score: 3, Funny

    anyone else find it ironic that its.. MTV that's making a movie about Napster???

  18. Re:MTV? A movie? by stormpunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quite ironic that HBO used to show music videos at intermission and now the channel that used to show music videos shows movies to break up the music videos.