New Moon for Uranus
Spudley writes "With a headline that is just begging for puns, the BBC has a story about a new moon that has been discovered around Uranus. I wonder if this one will turn out to be a old rocket engine too?"
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"... it's a Space Station!"
Thank god Uranus has never been invaded!!!
In the year 2869 Uranus has been renamed due to all the bad jokes about it. Now its Urectum.
According to the picture provided, this moon actually has its own set of rings. It's almost unbelievable!
I'm going to make the first post that is serious on this topic...
I think it's great that they've found another moon in the outer solar system. It must be rather complicated keeping track of all the objects that are out there, and especially determining whether an object is a brand-new discovery or an old one.
Do they have some kind of database or repository of this information? Perhaps it is available on the web or something. I would be most obliged if someone would point the way.
I should have picked out the nickname Demosthenes!Tecumseh.
So, more like Urine-us?
uranus is a pun free zone
(or at least a less obvious target)
if you pronounce it correctly
u rhymes with goo, to
ra rhymes with ma, ha
nus rhymes with puss
u - ra - nus
Hmm.. kinda small for a moon, more like an asteroid. Aha !! It's a Hemorrhoid !!
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naming a planet uranus was probably not one of the brightest events [because of the jokes]
Who knows, perhaps in some languages "Neptune" means "f*ck your mother". And "Earth" will get you deported.
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That "ring" you see in the picture is the typical circle used to indicate the interesting feature.
That brings up an interesting question: how do you mark an actual ring, such as a ring nebula or a planet ring?
Arrows? Okay, but what if the object actually looks like a ring and an arrow together?
A Rectangle? Okay, but what if. Nevermind. If we find a nebula shaped like a ring + arrow + rectangle, then we have far bigger concerns than how to point to it.
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I wonder if this one will turn out to be a old rocket engine too?
That would be quite a discovery, there's no way it's one of ours.
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'twas discovered some years ago, and it's my
favourite astronomical fact.
Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur (anything said in Latin sounds important)
Well done, AC. That's clever!
Ahh - My eye!
The doctor said I'm not supposed to get Slashdot in it!
it is Klingons!
or
thats no moon, its a...wait a minute, yeah, it's a moon.
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