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eBay finishes PayPal Acquisition

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the one-stop-shopping dept.

Aidenn writes "As some may remember, eBay was in the process of merging with PayPal. It is finally finished. eBay has information here. news.com has a more complete story."

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  1. I love you Lindsay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    -- Eric

    1. Re:I love you Lindsay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      This is what happened with Lindsay and I. I was fucking this girl, pulled out and I meant to shoot on her stomach. Instead, I shot in her eye. So she starts complaining about how her eye stings from the semen so, to alleviate the problem, I joust out her eyeball with my dick. The eye feels like jelly around my phalus, so I decide to keep going, fucking her eye socket as it bleeds all over my cock. After I bust a nut in her skull, I pulled out and made her suck the eyeball jelly right off of it.

      I love you too Lindsay!

  2. L@@K! FIRST POST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  3. This first post is up for auction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'll start the bidding at, a +1 posting bonus :-)

    1. Re:This first post is up for auction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Off topic??? What on earth??? We're talking about an auction site, and I made a joke about auctioning a first post comment. It should be +5 funny. At least it's original.

  4. Internet money WILL succeed. The CIA says so. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Yeah, yeah.

    A powerful on-line economy! (Oh, and you can bet your buns it'll happen!) What wonders! We can all do business easily, quickly, without hassles! Who needs cash? Ah, the FUTURE! Bring it ON!

    Sigh.

    The only problem I see with this, (well, one of the biggest problems, at any rate), is that unless something has changed in the last year, then the CIA has its hand on the switch of virtually the whole stinking internet. They can single you out, and make your website gone if they don't like what you're doing.

    Remy C's End Secrecy List recently ran a look back at SAIC read this item if you're interested in the details.

    (It's a bit of a longish read, and the first article is, of course, SAIC P.R. It gets interesting further down.)

    In any case, unless anything has changed recently, then, well, I must say that I feel just peachy about the new economy being at the total & complete mercy of a bunch of Bushian ex-spooks.

    Come to think of it. . .

    I must wonder ALOUD why there are so few outward looking stories on Slashdot these days that a conspiracy nut like me can leave his spray on. Especially when there is so much fascinating stuff going on in the big blue world. If nerds would really rather keep their noses stuck into the latest unix front-end distraction, then you ain't like the nerds I grew up with.

    Wonder who whispers into Taco's ear these days. . .


    -Fantastic Lad