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Judge In RIAA Test Case Calls DMCA Unclear

otisaardvark writes "BBC News has an interesting article about how the judge has chided Congress for being inept and unclear. There are repercussions for both sides; primarily that the initial verdict will take far, far longer."

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  1. So the Beeb item by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 3, Funny
    Can be summarized:

    "The judge decided what was already known: The DMCA is unclear. Suddenly, not much happened. Then, nobody made a decision. Finally, nobody knows when somebody will."

    Big frickin' deal. Please go back over yesterday's submissions editors. I gave you something much more interesting to post.

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  2. POINTLESS LIMERICKS YOU WILL ENJOY YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There once was an organization,
    known to geeks by its abbreviation,
    that's R-I-double-A,
    they'll take freedom away,
    as soon as Congress gets that "donation"!

    There once was a woman named Rosen,
    trying so hard to get her laws in.
    She's lobbying Congress
    to put an end to Progress,
    but more copying is all that she's causin'.

    There once was a gent named Valenti,
    who sued movie swappers a-plenty.
    But one day he died,
    only his lawyers cried,
    and on Slashdot the cheers were modded +20!

    There once was a Senator named Hollings
    Whose passion for Disney was apalling,
    He accepted their money,
    Called Eisner his "honey",
    And you should see the Mickey-shaped hottub he's installing!

  3. Re:It's sad. . . by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought you were exagerating until I clicked to www.nytimes.com, and found this article on the front page.

  4. News for Felons. Stuff that's illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Face the truth, you nerds will never stop the DMCA. Not only is it 100% constitutional, it is also a very good and well crafted law... and it's here to stay. You DMCA violators out there are destroying the economy and America itself with your hacking and online thuggery.

    You folks are as bad as those gun crazies who think they should be allowed to own guns. Bzzt! Nope, sorry, only the government needs guns. Anyone else who has them is a criminal. The same goes for your hacking tools and your "p2p" or as I like to call it, Pirate to Pirate.

  5. Re:Letters by daniel2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "One of the things we're discovering is that people are not aware that that they are engaging in conduct which is clearly illegal," said RIAA lawyer Cary Sherman.

    I like the clearly illegal comment which comes directly after saying that people are not aware that it is illegal.
    That sounds like it was clear to me!

  6. Time Change? by medscaper · · Score: 3, Funny
    From the article : "But new peer-to-peer systems like Napster have meant..."

    I guess it must be the time change from here to BBC-world, right?

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  7. Re:Unclear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't you love it when you're all smarmy and smug, and think you're the king of the world, then three other posters come along and take a bite out of your ass?

    Payback's a bitch!

    (four. Jackass.)

  8. Re:Recording Inquisition Association of America by Tassach · · Score: 3, Funny
    Although... Isn't there a catch-22 here? The DMCA is a copyright protection device, ruling it unconstitutional would be circumventing a copyright protection device, thus illegal under the DMCA Actually, the DMCA is not a device, it's a law. The "device" refered to by the DMCA is something that you make (a mod chip, a computer program, or even a set of instructions) which allows you to circumvent a copy-protection scheme.

    Even if the scenerio you described was true, remember that the Constitution trumps all other laws The only thing that trumps the Constitution is a Constituitional Amendment.

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  9. So... by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are corporations also allowed to "sponsor" judges in the US? Seems that might be a quicker way for the RIAA to help clear things up...

  10. Re: It's sad. . . by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > This site has become so boring and predictable.

    Bet nobody saw that coming.

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