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What Does The Internet Look Like?

scubacuda writes "What does the Internet have to do with the network of sexual partners? More than you think, according to this Economist article on Albert-Laslo Barabasi's attempt to 'present a general framework for improving the accuracy of Internet models' by treating the net 'as though it were a natural phenomenom.' Dr. Barabasi's findings that the Internet is 'scale free' has a lot of interesting implications: resistance to human failures, as well as vulnerability to malicious attacks. Dr. Barabasi's goal is to create models that are 'statistically indistinguishable from the real Internet. When and if that is achieved, the models should have predictive, as well as descriptive, power.' (BBC and News Factor had stories on his work earlier)"

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  1. bad research by Raiford · · Score: 5, Funny
    "That observation may have implications beyond the virtual world. Research has shown that the network of human sexual partners seems to be scale-free, too. In other words, some people have all the luck, while others have none."

    This person calls himself a scientist. It's not luck. He obviously overlooks the power of a good pick-up line

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  2. Sexual Partners? On Slashdot? by Jouster · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wow, now it makes sense:

    1. Geeks use Internet, which is like sex.
    2. Geeks don't get sex, because they play on the Internet all day.


    3. And I thought it was because I was ugly....

      Jouster
  3. well, it looks like this: by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

    [PC]
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    ["The Internet"]
    |
    |
    [porn]

    See? It's simple. Why the need to do this? The people that get it, get it. Those that don't, probably don't need to, and you sure don't want to try to explain it to them.

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    Sent from your iPad.
  4. So this means that . . . by IndependentVik · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the Internet is like a network of sexual partners, then a slashdotting must be like the most unmerciful gangbang ever.

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    I'd suggest you don't use Slashdot as your only news source, or you will suffer permanent brain damage.
  5. The backbone of sex by Jhan · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, could anyone give me a few examples of the people who are the backbones of sex? I'd sure like to bone them right back, since they obviously handle a large percentage of all sex in the world.

    Even if they won't be boned by me, maybe they could carry my requests to distant parts of the world to someone who might?

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    I choose to remain celibate, like my father and his father before him.

  6. indeed by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hey baby, you know research has shown that the network of human sexual partners seems to be scale-free."

  7. What the internet does look like? by __past__ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, it's mostly white with green with black text, also some parts of it have a grey background. Around it is a black border which on top contains a light-blue ad from Microsoft Small Business Solutions. Oh, and if you've been nice, it contains that neat moderation boxes.