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Cell Phone-Controlled Household Robot Revealed

Posted by timothy on from the unfortunate-name dept.

rocannon writes "Cellular News reports that Fujitsu Laboratories has developed a new robot for the home, the MARON-1, as a follow-up for the HOAP-1. MARON-1 is equipped with a wide range of functions including telephone, camera, remote control, timer and surveillance equipment, and can be remotely controlled by a cell phone to operate home electronic appliances or monitor household security."

3 of 83 comments (clear)

  1. Re:When I first looked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I want a QUEER

    d00d yu0r ghey!

  2. Re:PRIMVM POSTVM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I poopsie! *wink*

    I got me a full tube of vaseline and an itchy trigger finger!

    whyn'cha come on over and I'll give you a prostate massage that'll have you singing "skater boy" in the key of high C! :) :) :)

    p.s. I pronunce it "goatsex". How do you say it?

  3. SPEAKING OF MORONS (EUGENIA LOLI-QUERU) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You fat fucking smelly Greek whore! Do you even wash on the rare occasions when your husband wants to fuck you? I bet your arse smells like a pig farm after eating all of the fucking pork and potatoes you cook-- you do nothing but sit all day, sweating and farting. It must smell like a swamp where criminals dump bodies in the sweltering heat.

    Do you even shave? You sound like a lazy fucking wart of a housewife who wouldn't even bother. I bet the place is a mess too: dishes needing done, a layer of dust over everything, and stains and spills here and there. What a fucking pig-- a hairy fucking Greek bitch-pig.

    Oh yeah, and your "skills" are laughable. You can't code for shit-- there's more holes in your PHP site than in a Greek brothel. Your English is terrible, which is pathetic for an editor-in-chief of a news site that reports in the language. Your obvious biases and slants make you look even more silly and unprofessional, as well as your multi-paragraph rants and fits of rage you write in your own forums. It's no wonder no one takes you seriously.

    In short, ELQ, FUCK YOU. You are a loser, a no-lifer, a wanna-be, and a fecal smear in the world of technology. You are a detriment to the community you claim you serve. I challenge you to refute one thing I have said. You can't; it's all true.

    And you know it.