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Hundreds Spot Fireballs In Colorado, Nearby States

Posted by timothy on from the calling-all-coloradans dept.

pingpong writes "Hundreds of people in Colorado and 7 surrounding states have reported seeing "fireballs" in the night sky. They are described as being 10 to 15 times larger than a normal shooting star and bluish in color. Two people even claimed to see one land, but it has yet to be found. The Daily Camera is reporting it online here." Field reports invited.

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  1. It has to be... by cscx · · Score: -1, Troll

    Terrorists!

    1. Re:It has to be... by madsenj37 · · Score: 0, Troll

      In related news, 47% of slashdot likes http://www.goatse.cx

      --
      Choosing the lesser of two evils is a choice for evil.
  2. It's all so damn 'Merican by Quirk · · Score: -1, Troll

    My favourite quote: "in the Gunbarrel area...". Americans! You're so damn steeped in gun culture you name neighbourhoods after weapons' parts. It just makes a canajen boy shake his head and celebrate the difference.

    --
    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
    1. Re:It's all so damn 'Merican by Quirk · · Score: 0, Troll

      My history comes from 6 prior generations of Canadians on my father side; the family beginnings in Canada stem from two brothers originally from Norway. On my mother's side I'm 4th generation Canadian of german extraction. My german forebearers where journey carpenters, and farmers. They came up the Oregon Trail and dispersed throughout the Dakotas and the Canadian prairie. They sheltered the first winter in sod huts made of sod and rootwork. I have had devolve upon me generations of farm lore and gun lore. My family has served in many of Canada' wars and rebellions. My knowledge of guns started at the age of four when my first .22 calibre single shot rifle was purchased for me. I have lived in major metropolitan areas since beginning universtiy and no longer own guns because I think they should be under, supervised lock and key in urban areas and I have no need to kill my own game. ( Although I'm more than able to do so ) So you see I not only know my country's history I am the living history of my country since before it came into being as the modern nation you know it to be. Fuck you :)

      --
      "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
      Cohen
  3. Relevant link by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: -1, Troll

    Almost forgot:

    http://rainof1000flames.cjb.net

    Lots of other fireball sightings are documented on here.

  4. death to eugenia fat bitch cunt whore loli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Those fireballs are EUGENI FAT PIG LOLI's dingleberries streaking like skid marks on her underwear across the lesbian night sky FUCK YOU LOLI DEATH to EUGENIA . Death to EUGENIA FAT PIG BITCH CUNT.

    She is an ugly, fat *fucking* pig. Check out her disgusting fat face here.[http://www.eugenia.co.uk/images/eugenia.jpg]

    Here is her lame shit bio:

    Name: Eugenia Loli-Queru [AKA FAT PIG STUPID BITCH]
    Title: Editor-in-Chief [Editor? HAHAHAHA. That's a laugh. Cant spell or speak and is not technical.]
    Email: eugenia@osnews.com [fat.pig@goatse.cx]
    Personal website: http://www.eugenia.co.uk/
    Birthday: 24th May, 1973
    Current residence: Foster City (San Francisco Bay Area), CA, USA
    Short biography: I worked for 2 years at BeNews, serving the BeOS and its community, and before that I was contributing as a news editor for a well known Gaming news site for about 8 months and I also co- held a fan site (LandOfEden) in the early development days of Lionhead's Black'n'White. For more information about me, you can always check my homepage.

    I am Greek and english is not my native language. We do OSNews for fun (however, OSNews takes most of my time every day), so if you have a problem with my spelling and grammar either a) do not come back (spare us and save your time too) b) send me a proofread version of the article in question.
    Whining about something I can't radically improve overnight, is not an option.

    I have to agree. And now for posterity's sake I will post a fine collection of Eugenia treatises.

    Ok. I am really getting tired of Slashdot reposting the crap rag OSNEWS on here. Please, PLEASE stop "editors". I don't know which of you has a fetish for Eugenia Loli, but this is supposed to be a Nerds site, not a technically impaired idiot site. Please, I implore you, please, STOP RE-POSTING OSNews *Crap* here. Here stuff is devoid of technical cross examinations, rife with conjecture and poor spelling and grammar, and she does what has long been disallowed here, the censoring of Anonymous Cowards. It is bad enough Slashdot isn't critically edited or reviewed, but in the absence of recourse by a commenting public free from censorship and suppression, OSNews is a totalitarian one way street. Please consider that she is likely to be getting kickback to review and announce things, and with her one way system, she could very well be lying to suit the needs of her underwriters without having recourse.

    Hi there fat fucking pig lard ;p How are you you sweaty ugly fat Greek pig?

    Why does anyone listen to Eugenia fat pig. she is a fucking cunt. Did you ever read her shit in OSNews? she censors out fucking everyone. its worse than the cunt moderation here on Slashdot. dude, it is a sad day here on Slashdot when you listen to a stupid fat bitch who is clearly dumber than any Ziff (Sith Davis) Davis idiot, and dare i say it, even fucking lamer than Jon the Jerkoff Katz.

    Eugenia Loli needs to exposed. I will post 3 articles that show how fascist the Greeks can be, and that people like Eugenia perpetrate. Then I will cover My Big Fat Greek Wedding, with Fat being the operative word. Then some random Eugenia quotes. I hate you Eugenia, for being a fascist at OSNEWS. You are a pathetic waif who can not accept dissent, and you dictate to your small and withering community. I hope you get ovarian cancer.

    Fat Eugenia Loli's Friends Ban all electronic games by mistake. Its people like Eugenia Loli that show that the formerly great state of Greece has eroded into a festering inbred, stupid hairy totalitarian fucks like herself. Now is the fatty greases sweltering out of her cellulite that makes it seem like Grease would be a more apropro name than Greece.

    The Night Defender Fat Eugenia Loli Fat

    Sweating and farting nervously on the verge of mental meltdown, ELQ reloads each of her precious OSNews pages, making sure all is well. Fifty Internet Explorer windows are open in Windows XP, it's grinding the hard drive to death. ELQ's cable modem and NIC activity LEDs are nearly solid from the raw frenzy of almost constant browser reloading. Eugenia's eyes twitch rapidly from window to window with Mercurial speed to make sure that any rogue comments do not escape her attention, always hitting her refresh buttons with pinpoint accuracy. No logical order for checking, purely random and impulse driven by raw Mediterranean temper, stopping for the occasional savage bite from a pork loin still affixed to the bone, Eugenia's eyes never leave the monitor.

    "N-n-n-n NO! No TIME for Dance Dance Revolution, oh but it's been so long! I cannot allow the BASTARD flooders' comments to be seen. MY DOMAIN IS SACRED!"

    Hair is frizzled and days unwashed, ass-crack just barely half wiped in a frenzy to return to her monitor, having taken a large shit earlier. No time to flush! Her armpits are over-ridden with pubic hair, her fat flaps reek of B.O. and yeast from days of neglect and hour upon hour of sweating. Relentless sweating.

    "Cannot to be keeps up this pace! I may be need to go to hospital for exhaustions" she pants in desperation, wiping the sweat from a matted hair lock with her week-old t-shirt offering.

    The hour of judgment approaches! Comment number 45 in thread 374 is clearly of anti-Greek sentiment! It reads "Eugenia continues to post yet another story that's simply ripped off from other websites. How much longer can this continue? It's my opinion that she has poor editorial skills. I think they should be revoked."

    "YOU BASTARD FUCK!", Eugenia erupts in raw hatred, simultaneously ripping a 120 decibel-at-1-meter fart into the back of her chair. "Nobody is to be attack my site!" Eugenia blasts away at 10 words per minute in a barely-coherent broken English. She's on a mission. After several hours, the words on the screen are completely shattered and in disarray, they make no sense. Eugenia is impressed with her English progress and submits her lousy retort. Relaxing only for several seconds to savor the rush, she continues her patrol, sleepless into the night.


    Yup, a self-employed pissing loser with a family, 600 acres of deeded land, several automobiles and a four-story house. What do you have? 2,000 British pounds to your name, a playstation2, some computers and a husband that picks up the tab for everything? That's what I thought, you fucking olive-picking, highboot fecal smear of a bridge troll.

    QUIP: Well, what a waste of a good fortune. Assuming that it were true, of course. Which is something that most of us won't do, given your guttermouth rambling and apparent poor breeding.

    Taken from OS News posting by Eugenia 03/04/2000 Your post would be a lot more credible if you omitted like every 25th word to simulate your bad English. Actually I didn't even read it at all, isn't that awesome?

    Eugenia--

    Have you ever taken a step back and looked at your life? Taken a calming deep breath, cleared your head, and
    assessed the situation? Looked around at what you have made for yourself, what you've done and how it's affected
    you? If you had, it wouldn't be hard to see that things aren't as rosy as most people would be comfortable with;
    furthermore, it seems as if you're not comfortable with you or your situation either. It's no large feat to
    realize that things in your life are falling apart, and have been for quite a while. In fact, you don't really
    seem to have a life now and all that you own or have is going to go away eventually because it's not yours. Yes,
    Eugenia, here's the simple, terrible truth: your life is in shambles and it's only getting worse.

    Let's take a look at the swill and depravity that you live in.

    Your Slashdot journal entry from Saturday, March 02, 2002 encapsulates your attitude toward hygiene (or lack
    thereof) in one sordid little pill:

    there is only ONE thing I can't stand: The upstairs people. They do things with the water at 6:30 in the
    morning, every morning     [I though you had a four story house, you fucking lying fat bitch]

    Eugenia, this is known as bathing. The concept may be foreign to your rancid Greek arse but it's a fact of life to millions of Americans everyday. Oops! I forgot you're not an American citizen. Well, we'll touch on that
    later...

    Here are a few quotes out of your Slashdot journal, taken from Sunday, March 03 through Thursday, March 14, 2002 that do well to exemplify your lack of will-power and discipline.

    Today, I started a "real" diet. And yes, this time, the diet IS HERE TO STAY [...] my diet goes well
    [...] Diet goes ok, I suppose. I mean, I feel that I do a more balanced diet now, as opposing of losing
    weight right here, right now. I hope it continues well [...] I feel a bit weak, but it is not too bad
    [...] Argh, I got a terrible headache now [...] I am roasting some pork and oven potatoes

    Within just a short eleven-day period we see a rapid downward spiral into fleshly indulgence and lack of self-
    control, hastened by physical sickness and ailments resulting from simply eating properly. Your body has attuned
    itself so finely to your horrid eating habits that it actually grows ill over these eleven days to the point
    that finally, in desperation over a migraine, you cook up a grease-laden meal to satiate your thirst for all
    things fat.

    Have you no self control? Look at yourself! You have a gut that just won't go away-- you look like an ugly,
    stinky, fat little troll even on your wedding day for Christ's sake! Have you no pride or respect for yourself?
    Not even just enough to make you stave off those pork and potatoes? Gluttony will destroy your life, Eugenia.
    It's already destroyed your body.

    Eugenia, it's clear to me (and everyone else) that you're mentally unbalanced and delusional. Please, seek help
    immediately. You are in dire need of counseling and/or therapy for a myriad of issues, among which are hygiene,
    self-discipline, and proper English grammar. We're behind you all the way, Eugenia, you can do it.

    Eugenia: The Fat Fucking Smelly Greek Pig

    You fat fucking smelly Greek whore! Do you even wash on the rare occasions when your husband wants to fuck you? I bet your arse smells like a pig farm after eating all of the fucking pork and potatoes you cook-- you do nothing but sit all day, sweating and farting. It must smell like a swamp where criminals dump bodies in the sweltering heat.

    Do you even shave? You sound like a lazy fucking wart of a housewife who wouldn't even bother. I bet the place is a mess too: dishes needing done, a layer of dust over everything, and stains and spills here and there. What a fucking pig-- a hairy fucking Greek bitch-pig.

    Oh yeah, and your "skills" are laughable. You can't code for shit-- there's more holes in your PHP site than in a Greek brothel. Your English is terrible, which is pathetic for an editor-in-chief of a news site that reports in the language. Your obvious biases and slants make you look even more silly and unprofessional, as well as your multi-paragraph rants and fits of rage you write in your own forums. It's no wonder no one takes you seriously.

    In short, ELQ, FUCK YOU. You are a loser, a no-lifer, a wanna-be, and a fecal smear in the world of technology. You are a detriment to the community you claim you serve. I challenge you to refute one thing I have said. You can't; it's all true.

    And you know it.

    Eugenia, why you're a drain on society.
    I am Greek and English is not my native language. We do OSNews for fun (however, OSNews takes most of my time every day), so if you have a problem with my spelling and grammar either a) do not come back (spare us and save your time too) b) send me a proofread version of the article in question. Whining about something I can't radically improve overnight, is not an option.

    Ahem, Eugenia. You've been living in English language countries for AT LEAST A DECADE from what I gather. You've spent the last year and a half giggling moronically and getting your bologna tits caught in a wringer after you've been trolled. Here's an idea you smelly twat: Get some advanced ESL text books and read those. Fuck, you've probably spent more time eating the dried phlegm from your nasal cavity than studying English. You are living in an English language nation, and are therefore a burden on society without sufficient language skills. You're not fit to be my house maid, as far as your language skills are concerned. Furthermore, you are a lazy cunt since you've not been motivated to do this relatively simple task as of yet. Please stop polluting the technology/operating system scene with your garbage writing, you seek out the spotlight like a fucking tomahawk missile seeks heat. It's PATHETIC! Get English text books and get a fucking life you stupid little olive-smuggling whore!

    In case Eugenia Loli-Queru is reading
    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Next week on OSNews she's going to review a commercial floppy disk formatting program. She gives it 95%. DUMB CUNT.


    Greeks ban electronic games by mistake
    Beware Greeks writing laws
    By Adamson Rust: Sunday 01 September 2002, 17:40

    ONE OF THE SO-CALLED CRADLES of European civilization appears to have got its Aristotle's all in a twist over computer gaming. And mobile phones, for that matter.
    The Greek government appears to have lost its marbles.

    The government wanted to prevent its people from wasting their money by using electronic slot machines but the democratically appointed government has banned all computer games everywhere by mistake.

    And now the cops are raiding Internet cafes to enforce the said SNAFU.

    The law, according to our Greek correspondents, prohibits any kind of game that is played on any kind of electronic equipment.

    And it appears to have been drafted so loosely that that includes mobile phones.

    Theoretically, the cops could bust into people's homes but so far apparently they have arrested Internet cafe owners and customers who were fighting a few rounds of Q3 CTF.

    Next thing, the cops will be creeping up on people using their mobile phones just to make sure they're not playing a quick game rather than using them for their real purpose.

    Here are some details of the cock up in Greek.

    And there's more details about this at the Greek Net Cafe organization.

    Give us a glass of hemlock, Socrates!

    FAT EUGENIA FAT FAT LARD FAT PORCINE CORPULENT CELLULITE RIDDEN FAT

    Eugenia, is that you? I hate you because of the way you censor. I hate you, and if I had to live in your kingdom in real life I would suicide attack you. Your death would be worthy ends to my means.

    This is just another example of spineless crap moderation by Eugenia. I hate her fucking fascist fat fronds of celluite dripping down her bones and puddling up near here wrists which hinge har fat sausage fingers.

    Mao Tse Tung, Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Pinochet, Mussolini, Marshall Joseph Tito, Slobodan Milosevic, Idi Amin, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam Hussein, Muammar Qaddafi, Juan Peron, Ayatollah Khomeini, Ferdinand Marcos, General Suharto, Pol Pot, Fransisco Franco, and certainly the worst of the bunch, EUGENIA FAT PIG LOLI's editing/moderating [read: censoring] ALL AGREE on ONE THING:

    CENSORSHIP WORKS!


    So, you busy little plebian proletariat BITCH, get busy, you have some censoring to do! FUN!

    Good job you little neo-commies BITCH, EUGENIA FAT. Don't want to hear the other side, shoot the fucker in the head as an ENEMY OF THE STATE [In this case anyone who seeks to improve the sad state of OSNEWS and its fucking lame conjecture.]

    A few haikus to commemorate the sucktitude:
    Crack Pipe
    Crack smoke wafts though air
    Dumb shit LOLI QUERU
    Try to suck less, please

    Humorless
    Crack smoke wafts through air
    Humorless LOLI QUERU
    Why do you hate me?

    The Proletariat
    OSnews Commie
    LOLI QUERU fears new idea!
    Censor him quickly!

    Get busy moderating this down, you little minions of the FAT GREASE LORD obedient prefects of the corrupt CUNT, LOLI! You are the vanguards of chunky brown vaginal discharges, and dissent is not allowed!


    'My Big Fat Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek Wedding' Rolls on
    Wed Aug 14, 3:23 PM ET

    By ANTHONY BREZNICAN, AP Entertainment Writer

    LOS ANGELES (AP) - In a summer of huge movies that last just a few weeks in theaters and are lucky to break even, one little film won't quit.

    Photo
    AP Photo

    The celebration has lasted all summer for "My Big Fat Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek Wedding," a micro-budgeted romantic comedy with great word-of-mouth that has steadily climbed from 20th place on the box-office chart to No. 8 last weekend.

    The film, about a woman who defies the traditions of her loud Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek family by marrying a man who isn't Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek, cost only about $5 million to produce. It has collected nearly $45 million since it's April debut, and the end of the honeymoon is nowhere in sight.

    "I feel like I connected with absolute strangers across America. That's what I love more than anything," said Nia Vardalos, the star and writer, who adapted the film from her one-woman stage show.

    "The money is like, 'Yeah, yeah.' ... That works in the Hollywood system," she added. "But this is the greatest feeling in the world: when women are coming up and saying 'I'm you.'"

    Vardalos, 39, said she had thought the film would cover its cost and maybe turn a small profit. "I thought I could just die happy that I made a Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek-American movie and I actually got to star in it and that's it," she said.

    While "Men in Black II" and "Minority Report" have earned three times as much as Vardalos' film, they also cost about 20 times more to produce. Once marketing costs are factored in, those movies will likely show a profit only on home video.

    By comparison, "My Big Fat Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek Wedding," playing in only 723 theaters, continues to add screens and draw packed houses. Brian Fuson, box-office analyst for The Hollywood Reporter, said it could hold a spot in the top 10 for several more weeks.

    "It was a slow roll-out, a few more theaters each week, building its way up," said Fuson. "It's basically what every small independent film hopes will happen."

    The project developed after actor Tom Hanks and his wife, Rita Wilson, who is Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek-American, saw Vardalos' Los Angeles stage play in 1998. They liked it so much that Hanks purchased the rights through his production company, Playtone Co., and agreed to let Vardalos adapt the story and take the starring role.

    Other producers had shown interest in the story, but most wanted to change the family's ethnicity to Hispanic or Italian, saying Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greeks wouldn't resonate with mainstream audiences, Vardalos said.

    "They came to me and said, 'We saw your play,' and it's almost like the subtext was: 'And now we're gonna wreck it,'" Vardalos said. "They said, 'Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek, Italian it's the same, isn't it?'"

    The difference may just be the details baklava vs. cannoli but Vardalos wanted to express pride in her heritage while poking fun at universal idiosyncrasies: prying parents, overprotective brothers, oddball aunts and uncles, and the ritualistic force-feeding found at big family gatherings.

    Raised in Winnipeg, Canada, Vardalos started her career studying musical theater and worked in the box office of the Second City comedy troupe in Chicago. When one of the actors missed a performance one night, she filled in because she knew all the lines.

    The next day, the group hired her as a performer, and the rest played out like a Hollywood movie: Among the Second City performers was her future husband, Ian Gomez, who appears in the movie as her fiance's best friend.

    Her own traditional Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek wedding full of boisterous relatives, oodles of food and the grudging fusion of cultures inspired her stage act.

    She is considering a sequel set in Greece, perhaps something along the lines of "My Big Fat Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek Honeymoon," and has received numerous other acting offers.

    Vardalos is reluctant to specify future plans or take a guess at her movie's final box-office take. She doesn't want to jinx anything.

    "I'm a Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek tragedian, so we're scared of stuff like that," she said.

    A public service announcement for Eugenia's husband. I know you are Greek, and you are gay, so I have to tell you this. Eugenia is not a man, despite the convincing attempt to look like one. Her penis is really a prolapsed oversized clitoral frond/outcropping of genetic deformity hall of fame quality! You took vows to each other as MEN, and your marriage MUST BE annulled! The vows were done in deception!

  5. Re:Witness to fat pig eugenia pig bitch loli stain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Those fireballs are EUGENI FAT PIG LOLI's dingleberries streaking like skid marks on her underwear across the lesbian night sky FUCK YOU LOLI DEATH to EUGENIA . Death to EUGENIA FAT PIG BITCH CUNT.

    She is an ugly, fat *fucking* pig. Check out her disgusting fat face here.[http://www.eugenia.co.uk/images/eugenia.jpg]

    Here is her lame shit bio:

    Name: Eugenia Loli-Queru [AKA FAT PIG STUPID BITCH]
    Title: Editor-in-Chief [Editor? HAHAHAHA. That's a laugh. Cant spell or speak and is not technical.]
    Email: eugenia@osnews.com [fat.pig@goatse.cx]
    Personal website: http://www.eugenia.co.uk/
    Birthday: 24th May, 1973
    Current residence: Foster City (San Francisco Bay Area), CA, USA
    Short biography: I worked for 2 years at BeNews, serving the BeOS and its community, and before that I was contributing as a news editor for a well known Gaming news site for about 8 months and I also co- held a fan site (LandOfEden) in the early development days of Lionhead's Black'n'White. For more information about me, you can always check my homepage.

    I am Greek and english is not my native language. We do OSNews for fun (however, OSNews takes most of my time every day), so if you have a problem with my spelling and grammar either a) do not come back (spare us and save your time too) b) send me a proofread version of the article in question.
    Whining about something I can't radically improve overnight, is not an option.

    I have to agree. And now for posterity's sake I will post a fine collection of Eugenia treatises.

    Ok. I am really getting tired of Slashdot reposting the crap rag OSNEWS on here. Please, PLEASE stop "editors". I don't know which of you has a fetish for Eugenia Loli, but this is supposed to be a Nerds site, not a technically impaired idiot site. Please, I implore you, please, STOP RE-POSTING OSNews *Crap* here. Here stuff is devoid of technical cross examinations, rife with conjecture and poor spelling and grammar, and she does what has long been disallowed here, the censoring of Anonymous Cowards. It is bad enough Slashdot isn't critically edited or reviewed, but in the absence of recourse by a commenting public free from censorship and suppression, OSNews is a totalitarian one way street. Please consider that she is likely to be getting kickback to review and announce things, and with her one way system, she could very well be lying to suit the needs of her underwriters without having recourse.

    Hi there fat fucking pig lard ;p How are you you sweaty ugly fat Greek pig?

    Why does anyone listen to Eugenia fat pig. she is a fucking cunt. Did you ever read her shit in OSNews? she censors out fucking everyone. its worse than the cunt moderation here on Slashdot. dude, it is a sad day here on Slashdot when you listen to a stupid fat bitch who is clearly dumber than any Ziff (Sith Davis) Davis idiot, and dare i say it, even fucking lamer than Jon the Jerkoff Katz.

    Eugenia Loli needs to exposed. I will post 3 articles that show how fascist the Greeks can be, and that people like Eugenia perpetrate. Then I will cover My Big Fat Greek Wedding, with Fat being the operative word. Then some random Eugenia quotes. I hate you Eugenia, for being a fascist at OSNEWS. You are a pathetic waif who can not accept dissent, and you dictate to your small and withering community. I hope you get ovarian cancer.

    Fat Eugenia Loli's Friends Ban all electronic games by mistake. Its people like Eugenia Loli that show that the formerly great state of Greece has eroded into a festering inbred, stupid hairy totalitarian fucks like herself. Now is the fatty greases sweltering out of her cellulite that makes it seem like Grease would be a more apropro name than Greece.

    The Night Defender Fat Eugenia Loli Fat

    Sweating and farting nervously on the verge of mental meltdown, ELQ reloads each of her precious OSNews pages, making sure all is well. Fifty Internet Explorer windows are open in Windows XP, it's grinding the hard drive to death. ELQ's cable modem and NIC activity LEDs are nearly solid from the raw frenzy of almost constant browser reloading. Eugenia's eyes twitch rapidly from window to window with Mercurial speed to make sure that any rogue comments do not escape her attention, always hitting her refresh buttons with pinpoint accuracy. No logical order for checking, purely random and impulse driven by raw Mediterranean temper, stopping for the occasional savage bite from a pork loin still affixed to the bone, Eugenia's eyes never leave the monitor.

    "N-n-n-n NO! No TIME for Dance Dance Revolution, oh but it's been so long! I cannot allow the BASTARD flooders' comments to be seen. MY DOMAIN IS SACRED!"

    Hair is frizzled and days unwashed, ass-crack just barely half wiped in a frenzy to return to her monitor, having taken a large shit earlier. No time to flush! Her armpits are over-ridden with pubic hair, her fat flaps reek of B.O. and yeast from days of neglect and hour upon hour of sweating. Relentless sweating.

    "Cannot to be keeps up this pace! I may be need to go to hospital for exhaustions" she pants in desperation, wiping the sweat from a matted hair lock with her week-old t-shirt offering.

    The hour of judgment approaches! Comment number 45 in thread 374 is clearly of anti-Greek sentiment! It reads "Eugenia continues to post yet another story that's simply ripped off from other websites. How much longer can this continue? It's my opinion that she has poor editorial skills. I think they should be revoked."

    "YOU BASTARD FUCK!", Eugenia erupts in raw hatred, simultaneously ripping a 120 decibel-at-1-meter fart into the back of her chair. "Nobody is to be attack my site!" Eugenia blasts away at 10 words per minute in a barely-coherent broken English. She's on a mission. After several hours, the words on the screen are completely shattered and in disarray, they make no sense. Eugenia is impressed with her English progress and submits her lousy retort. Relaxing only for several seconds to savor the rush, she continues her patrol, sleepless into the night.


    Yup, a self-employed pissing loser with a family, 600 acres of deeded land, several automobiles and a four-story house. What do you have? 2,000 British pounds to your name, a playstation2, some computers and a husband that picks up the tab for everything? That's what I thought, you fucking olive-picking, highboot fecal smear of a bridge troll.

    QUIP: Well, what a waste of a good fortune. Assuming that it were true, of course. Which is something that most of us won't do, given your guttermouth rambling and apparent poor breeding.

    Taken from OS News posting by Eugenia 03/04/2000 Your post would be a lot more credible if you omitted like every 25th word to simulate your bad English. Actually I didn't even read it at all, isn't that awesome?

    Eugenia--

    Have you ever taken a step back and looked at your life? Taken a calming deep breath, cleared your head, and
    assessed the situation? Looked around at what you have made for yourself, what you've done and how it's affected
    you? If you had, it wouldn't be hard to see that things aren't as rosy as most people would be comfortable with;
    furthermore, it seems as if you're not comfortable with you or your situation either. It's no large feat to
    realize that things in your life are falling apart, and have been for quite a while. In fact, you don't really
    seem to have a life now and all that you own or have is going to go away eventually because it's not yours. Yes,
    Eugenia, here's the simple, terrible truth: your life is in shambles and it's only getting worse.

    Let's take a look at the swill and depravity that you live in.

    Your Slashdot journal entry from Saturday, March 02, 2002 encapsulates your attitude toward hygiene (or lack
    thereof) in one sordid little pill:

    there is only ONE thing I can't stand: The upstairs people. They do things with the water at 6:30 in the
    morning, every morning     [I though you had a four story house, you fucking lying fat bitch]

    Eugenia, this is known as bathing. The concept may be foreign to your rancid Greek arse but it's a fact of life to millions of Americans everyday. Oops! I forgot you're not an American citizen. Well, we'll touch on that
    later...

    Here are a few quotes out of your Slashdot journal, taken from Sunday, March 03 through Thursday, March 14, 2002 that do well to exemplify your lack of will-power and discipline.

    Today, I started a "real" diet. And yes, this time, the diet IS HERE TO STAY [...] my diet goes well
    [...] Diet goes ok, I suppose. I mean, I feel that I do a more balanced diet now, as opposing of losing
    weight right here, right now. I hope it continues well [...] I feel a bit weak, but it is not too bad
    [...] Argh, I got a terrible headache now [...] I am roasting some pork and oven potatoes

    Within just a short eleven-day period we see a rapid downward spiral into fleshly indulgence and lack of self-
    control, hastened by physical sickness and ailments resulting from simply eating properly. Your body has attuned
    itself so finely to your horrid eating habits that it actually grows ill over these eleven days to the point
    that finally, in desperation over a migraine, you cook up a grease-laden meal to satiate your thirst for all
    things fat.

    Have you no self control? Look at yourself! You have a gut that just won't go away-- you look like an ugly,
    stinky, fat little troll even on your wedding day for Christ's sake! Have you no pride or respect for yourself?
    Not even just enough to make you stave off those pork and potatoes? Gluttony will destroy your life, Eugenia.
    It's already destroyed your body.

    Eugenia, it's clear to me (and everyone else) that you're mentally unbalanced and delusional. Please, seek help
    immediately. You are in dire need of counseling and/or therapy for a myriad of issues, among which are hygiene,
    self-discipline, and proper English grammar. We're behind you all the way, Eugenia, you can do it.

    Eugenia: The Fat Fucking Smelly Greek Pig

    You fat fucking smelly Greek whore! Do you even wash on the rare occasions when your husband wants to fuck you? I bet your arse smells like a pig farm after eating all of the fucking pork and potatoes you cook-- you do nothing but sit all day, sweating and farting. It must smell like a swamp where criminals dump bodies in the sweltering heat.

    Do you even shave? You sound like a lazy fucking wart of a housewife who wouldn't even bother. I bet the place is a mess too: dishes needing done, a layer of dust over everything, and stains and spills here and there. What a fucking pig-- a hairy fucking Greek bitch-pig.

    Oh yeah, and your "skills" are laughable. You can't code for shit-- there's more holes in your PHP site than in a Greek brothel. Your English is terrible, which is pathetic for an editor-in-chief of a news site that reports in the language. Your obvious biases and slants make you look even more silly and unprofessional, as well as your multi-paragraph rants and fits of rage you write in your own forums. It's no wonder no one takes you seriously.

    In short, ELQ, FUCK YOU. You are a loser, a no-lifer, a wanna-be, and a fecal smear in the world of technology. You are a detriment to the community you claim you serve. I challenge you to refute one thing I have said. You can't; it's all true.

    And you know it.

    Eugenia, why you're a drain on society.
    I am Greek and English is not my native language. We do OSNews for fun (however, OSNews takes most of my time every day), so if you have a problem with my spelling and grammar either a) do not come back (spare us and save your time too) b) send me a proofread version of the article in question. Whining about something I can't radically improve overnight, is not an option.

    Ahem, Eugenia. You've been living in English language countries for AT LEAST A DECADE from what I gather. You've spent the last year and a half giggling moronically and getting your bologna tits caught in a wringer after you've been trolled. Here's an idea you smelly twat: Get some advanced ESL text books and read those. Fuck, you've probably spent more time eating the dried phlegm from your nasal cavity than studying English. You are living in an English language nation, and are therefore a burden on society without sufficient language skills. You're not fit to be my house maid, as far as your language skills are concerned. Furthermore, you are a lazy cunt since you've not been motivated to do this relatively simple task as of yet. Please stop polluting the technology/operating system scene with your garbage writing, you seek out the spotlight like a fucking tomahawk missile seeks heat. It's PATHETIC! Get English text books and get a fucking life you stupid little olive-smuggling whore!

    In case Eugenia Loli-Queru is reading
    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Next week on OSNews she's going to review a commercial floppy disk formatting program. She gives it 95%. DUMB CUNT.


    Greeks ban electronic games by mistake
    Beware Greeks writing laws
    By Adamson Rust: Sunday 01 September 2002, 17:40

    ONE OF THE SO-CALLED CRADLES of European civilization appears to have got its Aristotle's all in a twist over computer gaming. And mobile phones, for that matter.
    The Greek government appears to have lost its marbles.

    The government wanted to prevent its people from wasting their money by using electronic slot machines but the democratically appointed government has banned all computer games everywhere by mistake.

    And now the cops are raiding Internet cafes to enforce the said SNAFU.

    The law, according to our Greek correspondents, prohibits any kind of game that is played on any kind of electronic equipment.

    And it appears to have been drafted so loosely that that includes mobile phones.

    Theoretically, the cops could bust into people's homes but so far apparently they have arrested Internet cafe owners and customers who were fighting a few rounds of Q3 CTF.

    Next thing, the cops will be creeping up on people using their mobile phones just to make sure they're not playing a quick game rather than using them for their real purpose.

    Here are some details of the cock up in Greek.

    And there's more details about this at the Greek Net Cafe organization.

    Give us a glass of hemlock, Socrates!

    FAT EUGENIA FAT FAT LARD FAT PORCINE CORPULENT CELLULITE RIDDEN FAT

    Eugenia, is that you? I hate you because of the way you censor. I hate you, and if I had to live in your kingdom in real life I would suicide attack you. Your death would be worthy ends to my means.

    This is just another example of spineless crap moderation by Eugenia. I hate her fucking fascist fat fronds of celluite dripping down her bones and puddling up near here wrists which hinge har fat sausage fingers.

    Mao Tse Tung, Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Pinochet, Mussolini, Marshall Joseph Tito, Slobodan Milosevic, Idi Amin, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam Hussein, Muammar Qaddafi, Juan Peron, Ayatollah Khomeini, Ferdinand Marcos, General Suharto, Pol Pot, Fransisco Franco, and certainly the worst of the bunch, EUGENIA FAT PIG LOLI's editing/moderating [read: censoring] ALL AGREE on ONE THING:

    CENSORSHIP WORKS!


    So, you busy little plebian proletariat BITCH, get busy, you have some censoring to do! FUN!

    Good job you little neo-commies BITCH, EUGENIA FAT. Don't want to hear the other side, shoot the fucker in the head as an ENEMY OF THE STATE [In this case anyone who seeks to improve the sad state of OSNEWS and its fucking lame conjecture.]

    A few haikus to commemorate the sucktitude:
    Crack Pipe
    Crack smoke wafts though air
    Dumb shit LOLI QUERU
    Try to suck less, please

    Humorless
    Crack smoke wafts through air
    Humorless LOLI QUERU
    Why do you hate me?

    The Proletariat
    OSnews Commie
    LOLI QUERU fears new idea!
    Censor him quickly!

    Get busy moderating this down, you little minions of the FAT GREASE LORD obedient prefects of the corrupt CUNT, LOLI! You are the vanguards of chunky brown vaginal discharges, and dissent is not allowed!


    'My Big Fat Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek Wedding' Rolls on
    Wed Aug 14, 3:23 PM ET

    By ANTHONY BREZNICAN, AP Entertainment Writer

    LOS ANGELES (AP) - In a summer of huge movies that last just a few weeks in theaters and are lucky to break even, one little film won't quit.

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    The celebration has lasted all summer for "My Big Fat Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek Wedding," a micro-budgeted romantic comedy with great word-of-mouth that has steadily climbed from 20th place on the box-office chart to No. 8 last weekend.

    The film, about a woman who defies the traditions of her loud Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek family by marrying a man who isn't Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek, cost only about $5 million to produce. It has collected nearly $45 million since it's April debut, and the end of the honeymoon is nowhere in sight.

    "I feel like I connected with absolute strangers across America. That's what I love more than anything," said Nia Vardalos, the star and writer, who adapted the film from her one-woman stage show.

    "The money is like, 'Yeah, yeah.' ... That works in the Hollywood system," she added. "But this is the greatest feeling in the world: when women are coming up and saying 'I'm you.'"

    Vardalos, 39, said she had thought the film would cover its cost and maybe turn a small profit. "I thought I could just die happy that I made a Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek-American movie and I actually got to star in it and that's it," she said.

    While "Men in Black II" and "Minority Report" have earned three times as much as Vardalos' film, they also cost about 20 times more to produce. Once marketing costs are factored in, those movies will likely show a profit only on home video.

    By comparison, "My Big Fat Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek Wedding," playing in only 723 theaters, continues to add screens and draw packed houses. Brian Fuson, box-office analyst for The Hollywood Reporter, said it could hold a spot in the top 10 for several more weeks.

    "It was a slow roll-out, a few more theaters each week, building its way up," said Fuson. "It's basically what every small independent film hopes will happen."

    The project developed after actor Tom Hanks and his wife, Rita Wilson, who is Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek-American, saw Vardalos' Los Angeles stage play in 1998. They liked it so much that Hanks purchased the rights through his production company, Playtone Co., and agreed to let Vardalos adapt the story and take the starring role.

    Other producers had shown interest in the story, but most wanted to change the family's ethnicity to Hispanic or Italian, saying Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greeks wouldn't resonate with mainstream audiences, Vardalos said.

    "They came to me and said, 'We saw your play,' and it's almost like the subtext was: 'And now we're gonna wreck it,'" Vardalos said. "They said, 'Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek, Italian it's the same, isn't it?'"

    The difference may just be the details baklava vs. cannoli but Vardalos wanted to express pride in her heritage while poking fun at universal idiosyncrasies: prying parents, overprotective brothers, oddball aunts and uncles, and the ritualistic force-feeding found at big family gatherings.

    Raised in Winnipeg, Canada, Vardalos started her career studying musical theater and worked in the box office of the Second City comedy troupe in Chicago. When one of the actors missed a performance one night, she filled in because she knew all the lines.

    The next day, the group hired her as a performer, and the rest played out like a Hollywood movie: Among the Second City performers was her future husband, Ian Gomez, who appears in the movie as her fiance's best friend.

    Her own traditional Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek wedding full of boisterous relatives, oodles of food and the grudging fusion of cultures inspired her stage act.

    She is considering a sequel set in Greece, perhaps something along the lines of "My Big Fat Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek Honeymoon," and has received numerous other acting offers.

    Vardalos is reluctant to specify future plans or take a guess at her movie's final box-office take. She doesn't want to jinx anything.

    "I'm a Fat.Eugenia.Lard.Greek tragedian, so we're scared of stuff like that," she said.

    A public service announcement for Eugenia's husband. I know you are Greek, and you are gay, so I have to tell you this. Eugenia is not a man, despite the convincing attempt to look like one. Her penis is really a prolapsed oversized clitoral frond/outcropping of genetic deformity hall of fame quality! You took vows to each other as MEN, and your marriage MUST BE annulled! The vows were done in deception!

  6. Q: Whats Big, Blue, And Comes Down In Flames? by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: -1, Troll



    A: IBM's Stock Price. :)


    Psst....Big Blue.. Here's a hint. In order to run a company, you need to hire people at some point. Employees make stuff the company can sell for money. That makes the stock price go back up. Say it with me, now... Employees, good. Layoffs, bad!

    Cheers,

    --
    Bowie J. Poag

  7. Re:Witness by JordoCrouse · · Score: 0, Troll

    I saw something unbelievable one time, true story. About 5 friends and I and an old girlfriend

    Why should you destroy a perfectly believeable story about mysterious lights in the sky with a comment like that. Everybody knows that /.ers don't have girlfriends.

    --
    Do you have Linux and a DotPal? Click here now!
  8. Just the beginning. . ? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1, Troll
    Has anybody else been paying attention? This thing with big-ass meteors appears to be new. (And on right time, actually. . .)

    oct 6-02

    sep13-02

    Sep12-02

    sep10-02

    aug26-02 aprox

    But don't let this affect your consumerist activities, citizen. The government is already throwing up some "don't panic" propaganda.

    "Asteroids regularly explode over the Earth with the intensity of a nuclear bomb; the explosions could be mistaken for a nuclear attack and even trigger an atomic war, an Air Force general said Thursday. - At least 30 times a year, a space rock measuring a few yards across slashes into the atmosphere and explodes, releasing energy equal to that of an atomic bomb, Air Force Brig. Gen. Simon Worden told subcommittee members."

    Oh really? 30 times a year? This is the first I've ever heard about it.

    Meanwhile, the powerbrokers in the know are quietly preparing to withdraw, (after killing all the jews and arabs), into their Shadow Government strongholds beneath whatever mountain range they think will save their asses from the end of the world. Silly rabbits!

    Okay, that's my two cents. You may now return to Quake or whatever. Cheers!


    -Fantastic Lad

  9. I tend to agree. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0, Troll
    Cool! You know about the Kuiper belt activity. You're tuned in!

    Problem is, this is probably going to wipe out most of the Earth's population before the end of the decade. We're supposed to see a small surge of debris hitting the planet, (this current one), a subsiding, and then the sky will literally fall, (and THAT is what will finally break the U.S.'s back.) I'm afraid I don't actually know how long we have, but it's probable that Bush will have enough time to kill all the Jews and kill all the Arabs. (Both parties making up the Semites.)

    See my comment on this story for links to the last 5 big meteor events since October. If you're interested, that is.


    -Fantastic Lad

  10. Nibiru is DIS-INFO. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1, Troll
    That whole Planet X thing is just another dumb-ass distraction. --But there IS a phenomenon at work.

    here's a story from last year about the ark twin star, (a big ball of hydrogen which never got quite big enough to ignite, but which is more than large enough to send some planet killing debris from the Kuiper belt, thank you very much!)

    So there ain't no aliens living in Planet X coming to resuce everybody who's been good and loving. That and all the other CIA induced New-Age crapola regarding "Nibiru" is, IMHO, pure & stinking bunk.

    However, I tend to be of the thinking that the dark-star came and went about a year and a half ago; there were several half-assed "Do Not Panic, Citizen", plant stories circulating regarding this phenomenon around that time, (put there in the event that anybody on this globe might wake up and realized what was happening. That obviously didn't happen. --Or at least not with anybody who had access to a decent telescope at the time. . .).

    In any case, the Dark Star has most likely done its work. There have been 5 other big-assed meteor strikes over the last month and a half alone. . .

    Check my post on this story for links to stories of those events.


    -Fantastic Lad