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Spam, Spam, Spam, Dole & Spam

Posted by timothy on from the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah dept.

seniorcoder writes "Check here for an article on CNN about the senate campaign of Elizabeth Dole being taken to court in North Carolina for the princely sum of $80 ($10 per piece of spam). My best regards to Ken Pugh, I hope his action is successful." $10 per email sounds fair, now I can start planning my mansion.

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  1. foop foop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    pistus frostus.
    frostus postous. ...posthumous post!!!

  2. Add 2 to 6 inches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    By voting for Lizzy Dole!

    (Actually, I think it'd have the opposite effect)

    1. Re:Add 2 to 6 inches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Lizzy Dole is hot! She's got a complexion like a pineapple, and name is just about right too. Just drill a hole in the top and start fucking the thing. Or get a cored out pineapple at the store and just start fucking it. That would be BETTER than fucking the skull of Jesus. And that sort of sweet/sort of sour flavor of pineapple definitely reminds me of Lizzy Dole. Damn I'm going to jizz myself right now at the thought of Bob Dole hammering his lovely wife Liz Dole. Hey, wasn't she the president of the Red Cross or something? Good thing, because I'm going to need a NURSE!

  3. I can see it now... by Twintop · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Dole, the other white meat!"

  4. Is this serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is the one of the "hackers" a.k.a. "trolls" I've read about in Reader's Digest?