Educational Courses in Digital Format?

An anonymous reader asks: "I own a portable MP3 player. Recently, my friend showed me several MP3 files he ripped that teach Japanese. I spend much of my day commuting to and from work. Using my portable player to learn new topics strikes me as a good use of that time. Can anyone recommend any educational audio files?"

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ANALINGUS witha WOMAN, lick the ballon knot

[Anonymous Coward]

Absolutely. I was never interested in women's assholes until about four years ago, and suddenly I started thinking about them more and more. Here's the deal: If you want to have anal sex with a girl, there's no quicker way to it than to show her how turned on you are by licking and fingering her ass.
I don't always go there right away, but if you've had sex with a girl a couple times, and you haven't tried already, while you're doing her, reach around and gently rub her asshole with your finger, in a circular motion. If you're shy about it, just reach around like you're grabbing her ass-cheeks and make sure you reach far enough to 'accidentally' touch her anus with one of her fingers. If you hear her moan louder, you're set. rub that asshole a little, and then ease the tip of your finger in there. This is even more effective if you look deeply in her eyes while you do it. I've only had one girl stop me dead in my tracks because it was a turn off for her.

Once you know she likes having her asshole touched, you can ease a finger in during oral sex, maybe two. If she's responding even more favorably, I'll just look up and say very seriously, "Oh god, baby, I want to lick your asshole." At this point, some girls will even roll right over and stick their ass in the air, ready for you to star licking. The key here is to act like you love licking that ass even more than you loved eating her pussy. Don't worry, it tastes a little strange at first, but it's not that bad, especially if it's a nice, clean hairless one. Keep licking her ass and slide a finger or two in. It's a good idea to get a couple fingers in there, because it relaxes them for anal sex. The fingers in the ass are especially beneficial if they've never done it before, because it wont hurt so much when you slide it in their ass.

If you've gotten this far, it's not uncommon for a girl to beg for you to put it in her ass after you've been licking it for a few minutes. I've had a few anal virgins do this, one of them didn't even realize she liked to have her asshole stimulated until she met me.

Now, it's not for every girl, you'll be reading the signs as you go from one stage to the next. If you don't get the requisite non-verbal encouragement from them, just slow down, maybe try again later. Some girls are a bit weirded out at first if they've never had guys fingering/licking their asshole, and it will take them a while to get used to the idea that someone would actually want to do that. Don't mistake their 'weirded-outness' in this case with a dislike for anal stimulation. Once you've proven over time that you really do enjoy it, they'll relax and let themselves enjoy it too. Some girls are all right with kissing you afterwards, but make sure to assume that they wont want to. She'll let you know one way or the other.

Regardless of how you get there, there are few things in life that are as beautiful as bringing an anal virgin, or any girl for that matter, to the point where she's begging you with all her heart to fuck her in the ass.