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New Anti-Circumvention Rulemaking Coming Soon
zurab writes "According to CNet, copyright regulators are considering a rare public comment (pdf) process on the controversial DMCA law. The article states they are mostly looking for what kind of exceptions they should make to the law." If you recall, the Librarian of Congress is required by law to conduct a review process every three years to see if there are any specific types of works which should be exempted from part of the DMCA. You can see loc.gov for some information about the current and previous rulemaking procedures, and this piece I wrote after the last rulemaking was finished, examining what did and didn't work to convince the bureaucrats.
This first post is copyrighted. Modding down is a circumvention device and is a violation of the DMTA (Digital Millemium Trolling Act)
Which nation's flag is that?
Didn't America's flag sorta look like it, only starting with a red bar at the top?
And then when I feel so stuffed I can't eat any more, I just use the restroom, and then I *can* eat more!
fuck you
Which is better:
a) Your rights online
OR...
b) Sex with a mare?
Kyle was a typical Slashdot reader: young, acne-ridden, and full of dreams. And, as a SubwayÂ(TM) Sandwich ArtistÂ(TM), he was charged with the responsibility of closing up the West El Camino Real store. Outside, SUVs sped by in the night.
The official closing time was in ten minutes, but Kyle was already busy wrapping up the rest of the unused processed cheese triangles so he could get outta there right quick. He was daydreaming of playing Micro$oft's "Age of Empires" against his heroes, Hemos and Rob Malda, when he heard the front door close. As he looked up, he saw a forty-something executive in Clairol Tempted Peach® hair and a navy business suit stride in.
"One Veggie-Tastic® sub with extra spicy mustard."
His eyes travelled from the "HP INVENT" brooch on her lapel down to the low-cut gauze passing as her blouse. He could see the outline of a Maidenform® just below the surface.
"The American economy is moving from commodity products to high value-add services, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU! Let's get crackin', Pointdexter!"
Kyle reached for a loaf of oven-fresh® bread, but before he could pick it up, the customer snatched it up and slapped him across his left temple. He reeled from the blow, falling to his knees.
The next instant the customer had lept the counter and got a hold of two fistfulls of his styling-gelled hair. "Sniff momma's coochie!"
Stunned, Kyle lurched forward, shoving his greasy nose into her tight dry-cleaned skirt.
"MY NAME IS CARLY FUCKIN' FIORINA AND I'M HERE TO MAKE YOU MY BITCH!"
Kyle slipped his head up her skirt and began lapping hungrily. "Age of Empires" would have to wait. Groaning, the customer leaned back onto the countertop, one hand gripping a stray cucumber, the other resting lightly upon her heaving bosoms. She clumsily fumbled at his pants with her feet, managing to get them halfway off. Kyle began to lick and nibble his way down the already moistened slit of her pussy. His tongue catching the rock hard bud of her clitoris with rapid flickering motions, making her hips jerk with pleasure in front of him. They danced vertically in this way until the customer orgasmed, her pussy quite swollen from his ministrations clenching and contracting so that he could actually feel it with his tongue as he slid it inside her.
Suddenly the customer let out an intense scream, bucked forward, and in one deft motion, crammed the cucumber as far as she could into Kyle's rectum!
Then you will see America has always been about the rich getting richer and everyone else getting fucked.
Yes, that certainly explains why we have such a high standard of living, and why people in good socialist countries like Sweden have lower standards of living than US blacks.
Of course, outright Communist countries rarely even manage to feed themselves.