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Archos Jukebox Multimedia Reviewed
An anonymous reader points to Richard Menta's review of the Archos Jukebox Multimedia (mentioned in this earlier Slashdot posting). Here's a snippet from the review: "Right now my wife and I are watching an old episode of a TV show no longer broadcast in our area or available tape. How are we watching it? We are playing it off of a 9oz. MP3 player -- where I have digitally stored the episode -- hooked up to the small TV in our room and inconspicuously placed on top."
i want dick! unzip please. excuse me while i go downstairs. just tap my head when you are about ready to, um, .... yeah... you wanna snowball?
hate to break it to yah but the picture on your TV screen is already pretty fuzzy! At least that's what it looks like from here, my binoculours are not so good. Please touch yourself again while I watch.
> comes from Apple.
Ah ha! You show your true colors, Apple cocksucker!
Better get home, your master Steve will be unhappy. He's using the 3-inch buttplug tonight to punish you!
You fucking assholes. You have no taste whatsoever. In fact, I would say that shit has better taste than you.
Un-fucking-cultured piece of tapeworm excretion.
Hey, tell us about the time you fucked up your grammar, too. "Because, shucks, I was too busy shoving a few burly cocks up my asshole, so I posted a troll on Slashdot with a misspelled lamer title."
Take your shitty script-kiddie spelling elsewhere, cockmonger. Good thing you didn't give us your address or CowBoi Kneel would be fucking you up the ass in no time flat!
I know what you're saying, as you get on your hands and knees and slurp the shit off Commander Taco's balls: UH YES HEMOS FUCK MY REAR, AND I'M A DIRTY OLD MAN...
DOESN'T MATTER! You're taking it from CowBoi Kneel now, who can bust five loads in as many minutes! Even if you never suck him off, he'll still fondle himself to a climax thinking of you!
WHEN WILL YOU COCKSUCKERS LEARN?
Have you never heard of fair use? For all you know it could be a legally taken archive copy of a legally purchased DVD.
try having sex on a Saturday night instead?
...A beowulf cluster of these! ha ha ha!
Right now my wife and I are watching an old episode of a TV show no longer broadcast in our area or available [on] tape.
Dude, no you're not. You're posting some crap to slashdot.
- A.P.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"