Australian Anti-Spammer Wins Court Case

An anonymous reader writes "The Australian court system upheld the right of internet activists to campaign against junk email in a landmark decision today. Story from The Australian." Sounds like the spammers (T3 Direct, of Perth) were justly told off.

Comments

Which is better:

[Anonymous Coward]

a) ADD INCHES TO THE LENGTH YOUR COCK!!!!!!!!!!

OR...

b) Sex with a mare.

Note: Said mare is not horny teenage lesbian coed.

I eat nigger cock

[Anonymous Coward]

goatse.cx

If I were T3, I would have argued:

[Anonymous Coward]

When Australians do not receive their spam, they don't enlarge their penises as much as they should, which affects the inertia tensor of the Earth and could cause a global catastrophy! Our spam *must* *get* *through*!!

Re:3-step spam business plan:

[svvampy]

How can anyone with multiple funtioning brain cells still think a comment this hackneyed is funny.

Re:How Hemos Got His Groove Back

[Anonymous Coward]

good work there the_messenger - predictable, but good all the same.

I give it +3.5 funny.

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The Troll Judge

Re:I was at the hearing...

[The_Messenger]

It's called SpamIt, and uses MySQL as its backend.

Thank Jebus that they weren't using a real RDBMS! Otherwise, SpamIt would have been able to send out thousands of times more spam. Wow... for once, MySQL's laughable limitations have done something good for the Cheap Software community.

I'm surprised, though -- with all of the money floating around in the spammer community, you'd think SpamIt would have been able to afford to hire some real developers, instead of amateur Cheap Software losers who don't understand taht the combination of third-party extensions and additional application logic required to properly and correctly implement a database application using MySQL makes its vaunted "speed" advantage worthless. I mean, commercial RDBMS products aren't that expensive (in terms of a real company's expenses; you lame DotBomb startups can suck the industry's collective dicks), and even PostgreSQL is an incredible improvement over that piece of shite called MySQL.

MySQL: The Amateur^WSlashdot Choice!

Re:How Hemos Got His Groove Back

[The_Messenger]

Thanks, Troll Judge. Sure, it's predictable; I've been crapflooding that particular piece of work for a year or two now. I must have been at least half-drunk when I wrote it. But I never tire of reading about Hemos getting broken in by Gay Nik.

With homosexual kisses,
The_Messenger

You DON'T NEED an small penis to TROLL

[Anonymous Coward]

Catch a ride on the Troll Train, buddy. I'm going to pop out your eyeball and skullfuck you with my previously-mentioned flagpole penis.

-- The_Messenger , banned for furiously fucking Fat Fent with his five-mile long faggot fuckstick.

Re:What if it had been in America?

[Anonymous Coward]

Perhaps your judgment is clouded by starry-eyed visions of legalized sheep-fucking.

-- The_Messenger , owner and proprietor of a Tasty Balls, a Washington, DC, area culinary establishment offering its customers the rare opportunity to lick, suck, and even occasionally chew on one of the most pimple- and cheese-laden scrotums in the area. This scrotum is home to two perfectly-sized testicles, whose rotundity and sperm-production capabilities are lauded by all of the DC metropolitan area's most cultured bitches and hoes. Incidentally, The_Messenger is only allowed to post twice per day (as regulated by his current level of karma), and thus this post was submitted "anonomously." Cheerio!

Re:What if it had been in America?

[AMNESIACX]

Go fuck yourself yankee hot-dog eating fat bastard.