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Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others
Natural redheads need 20% more anesthesia than other people report scientists. "Redheads are likely to experience more pain from a given stimulus and therefore require more anesthesia to alleviate that pain." said Dr. Edwin Liem of the University of Louisville in Kentucky. Anesthesiology is still very much a mystery to scientists, and picking the right dosage that keeps someone out without killing them is still very much an art. Studies like this will help them determine how anesthesics work and why.
first post!! eat the shit outta my anus!! w0000t
I had a redhead 3 weeks ago, and damit I gave her 100% more stimulation than I usually do to women.. not kidding, I thought I was biting her nipples off, and she still wanted more!
Yeah. Redhead chicks like it in the butt for some reason.
Redheads really do love Celtic music. Don't worry, I think the /. crowd can handle it :-)
Hilarious!
They receive a lot more pleasure.
:)
I've slept with 3 different redheaded women. Sample size might be small, but their orgasms were not!
It's wierd to type all that and still be on-topic.
..troll I've seen in awhile.
No, I'm not kidding. It's been since the days of Klerck and The WIPO Troll that I've noticed such talent. You're in nearly every story with poignant but mostly off-topic comments, but you post them in such a way (and in such a timely fashion) as to receive Karmus Maximus. This is the sign of a successful troll, and your manifestation of the skill makes all of us proud.
You are truly one to be admired. I mean this in the most sincere way. If you aren't busy this Friday night, would you like to join me at the Troll Ball? CmdrTaco Bell is doing the catering, and there's going to be plenty of liquor. Your dad is more than welcome to attend.
Yours,
Penile Troll
...and just rent a cheap hotel room, do a shitload of psychadelic drugs and shoot up some vodka intravenously, and you can fuck my fat slop hole until your buttcheeks go 180 miles per hour, all while being filmed by the MTV cameras!
Dad's too busy working on his latest mallcore album and playing on his latest mallcore Ozzfest tour -- plus he didn't like the "taco snotting" he got from the head caterer of CmdrTacoBell after he passed out from eating an entire mason jar full of Xanax a few years back.
Someone mod this guy up to a 5. That was good post ;).
"Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
Why would a woman like anal sex? It's not like they have a prostrate that would give them pleasure during penetration?
"Hi, honey. I'd like to stick my one-eyed trouser snake up your ass."
At least the women I've dated seem to be in general less sex-driven than men and more conservative when it comes to sex. The conservatism seems to be getting more and more popular. I've already met two women who said they would not have sex (including oral sex) until marriage.
Just 'accidentally' do it when you slip out while doing her from behind. Either she'll be squacking in a real hurry or you're fine to continue.
I have heard every1 say that about red heads... I have dated one, and i can tell you that its a myth. The bitch i went out with was like dead meat, a pack of sardines which lay down and didn't move. Hey she would complain if i tried to do anything other than missionary. Despite the fact that she was fucken sexy, I gave her the flick -- the real motto is: Ugly chicks are the best sex!
Why would RedHat need anesthesia?
Uhh, never mind, I misread the title
I have always felt that websites without assigning the www. subdomain are obnoxious and poorly designed.
Like slashdot.org, huh?
For all except megacorps, the www is redundant. Though most people used it instead of http://. So if it starts www, of course it is http, dummy.
Consciousness is an illusion caused by an excess of self consciousness.
damn.. where are my mod points when i need them? damn funny
Woah Dude! Mr. Glass posts to slashdot!
What if it is just turtles all the way down?
Well, yeah, that and also it comes from the redheaded masters who owned their ancestors...
Wow, I heard this on the radio today on the bus. Thats about all I have to say.
Doctor to woman in maternity ward: 'I've got some good news and some bad news.'
Woman: 'What's the bad news?'
Doctor: 'I'm sorry to have to inform you that your baby is ginger.'
Woman: 'That's terrible. What's the good news?'
Doctor: 'It's dead.'
Yes, brainy blonds do exist. Geeks with social skills also exist. But they are rarer than mercy at Microsoft.
Speaking of blonds, the oddest thing happened to me once. My boss rushed into my cubicle and sputtered out, "I need a bunch of blond jokes really fast. See what you can find on the web and print them out!" So I found some blond joke sites and printed them out and walked over to hand them to my boss. As soon as he saw me he grabbed the printouts and ran out the door in a frienzied hurry. I never heard another word about that request again. True story.
Table-ized A.I.