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Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others

Posted by chrisd on from the natural-redheads-only-need-apply dept.

Natural redheads need 20% more anesthesia than other people report scientists. "Redheads are likely to experience more pain from a given stimulus and therefore require more anesthesia to alleviate that pain." said Dr. Edwin Liem of the University of Louisville in Kentucky. Anesthesiology is still very much a mystery to scientists, and picking the right dosage that keeps someone out without killing them is still very much an art. Studies like this will help them determine how anesthesics work and why.

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  1. so why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why do all the redheaded women I know love anal sex? The blondes, brunettes, etc mostly despise it because they say it hurts.

  2. It's true what they say about redheads... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I dated this one chick that really was into... uh heh heh. I'm not sure you guys are ready for a story like that yet.

    1. Re:It's true what they say about redheads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      I've dated 2 redhead chicks, and they both loved it in the rear. All other girls I've dated complain that it hurts. I know another redhead girl that loves it in the pooper too. Weird.

  3. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you imbred piece of shit.. they must have crossed in arkansas

  4. Invention required! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Like most men I like anal play while masturbating. I have enjoyed truly explosive orgasms by massaging my prostrate while coming.

    Now, the problem is that anal play is dirty business and, to be honest, I don't like that "taking a dump" feeling I get whenever I insert something in my rectum.

    To solve both these problems, I've turned to the anal experts that I know frequent Slashdot. Are there any prostrate simulators that do not require insertion of objects into the rectum? If not, what kind of techincal solution would be possible?

  5. Re:What about... sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    When you engage in casual sex you tend to meet this kind of weird, disturbed people.

    Go get a good girlfriend and marry her. Sex in a marriage like God intended is so much better than a sweaty grope with some drunken slut you picked up in the club. Have some self respect, man.