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Mountain Moisture Melting

felis_panthera writes "Yahoo! News has a Full Coverage story on how global warming is causing the ice cap atop Mt. Kilimanjaro to melt. It goes on to say that it has shrunk by 80% in the last century, and will probably be completely gone in another two decades. The ice cap is believed to have formed some eleven millenia ago. Some African rivers have already seen a decrease in volume, and it is feared that the loss of the ice cap will also cause a drop off in tourism."

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  1. Global Warming isn't real! by ImaLamer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing to see here, move along!

    This message paid for by Exxon-Mobile

  2. Re:Conservat-tives? Hel-lo-o? by strictnein · · Score: 3, Funny

    Woolly mammoths are cool!

    Yes, woolly mamoths are the shiznutz, but, as we all know, it would require more than a little bit of cold weather for them to re-evolve.

    Maybe we could just take some elephants, throw them up in northern canada, and cover them in shag carpeting

  3. Re:Global Warming? by ++good-duckspeak · · Score: 5, Funny
    Says who? The ice is only 11,000 years old. I suppose that a decline in the production of greenhouse gasses allowed it to form at all?

    And how is that ice 11,000 years old when the earth is only ~6000?

    Another pagan for my enemies list.

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  4. I think its obvious... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ice is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Ice community when last month Yahoo News confirmed that Ice accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all states of water. Coming on the heels of the latest Yahoo News story which plainly states that Ice has lost more mountains, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Ice is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent "will it live through fire" test.

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  5. Hurry up... by pacc · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... or you might forever miss the chance to go to africa to see real snow.

  6. And, Where There Is Global Warming... by yup2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    At the end of the ice age did people worry about global warming? And, before the ice age, did people worry about global cooling? In any event, were these events catestophic... could we exist today without these events?

    The reason I ask is because i found out two days ago that I have gained 4 pounds since the beginning of the semester -- thanks to a core requirment/class... now, my weight is generally a fairly stable thing in my mind, and i wouldn't have even noticed... back on the farm at home, i'm sure that i will probabbly loose those pounds...

    now, if you can see the relation, good, if not, too bad :)

    seems to me that if ice wants to melt after a few million years of being frozen, all the more power to it. I wish the ice in my fridge would stay frozen for that long when i'm sipping my frosted mug of root beer......

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  7. Don't worry by nmnilsson · · Score: 5, Funny

    it is feared that the loss of the ice cap will also cause a drop off in tourism

    They'll come running back to high ground when the polar ice caps start melting.

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  8. Re:Conservat-tives? Hel-lo-o? by Metrol · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shucks. I just do the kneejerk liberal thing to pick up chicks.

    If ever there were a noble reason to be a kneejerk liberal, that'd do it.

    You have regained my respect sir :)

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  9. CO2 Banned by UN... by croftj · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a far reaching manuever, the UN has voted to ban CO2 emmisions from all sources. Scientists have been given 5 years to find a replacement gas for exhalation by humans and other living creatures.

    Dr. Ivan Onlyinhale says this should not be to much of a problem. "If nothing else, the sanctions that will be imposed if we don't find a replacement gas for exhalation will solve our population explosion".

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