ackthpt writes "Code named Red Storm, Cray and Sandia National Laboratories (US Dept. of Energy) to build a 100 Teraflop super computer employing AMD's Opteron (Hammer) processors. Alluded to in the WSJ (non-free-as-in-beer subscription required), also in Infoworld, and Reuters."
hey....
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i wonder if it will be more powerful than smurfs?
Re:Wow!
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Damnit, this is not funny, mod it back down.
Now on the other hand I seem to recall a picture of a naked petrified Nat Portman. Does anyone still have a link to that?
AMD is great
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[b]HERES SOME NIGGER JOKES[/b]
[i]They make whitey laugh[/i]
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.
Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.
Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."
How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.
How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party.
Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.
What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.
Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.
Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.
How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.
How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.
How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.
What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.
How is this Score:5, funny, yet the first post, which is in all respects, almost THE EXACT SAME THING, is Score: 0, Troll?
imagine
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Imagine there's no panties not easy, makes me cries no silk to rip off between those wide spread thighs Imagine all the people looking for the prize.
Imagine there's no shaved slits That's very hard to do Nothing to kill or die for and no religion too Fuck all these people, what's a guy to do?
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I just want her to cum
I hope someday you'll join us
Around the world, we'll spank as one.
Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for bra nor panties 'Cause you're tied up in my van Imagine all the people With all those ticket stubs.
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FP!
i wonder if it will be more powerful than smurfs?
Damnit, this is not funny, mod it back down.
Now on the other hand I seem to recall a picture of a naked petrified Nat Portman. Does anyone still have a link to that?
[b]HERES SOME NIGGER JOKES[/b] [i]They make whitey laugh[/i] What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit. What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why do niggers cry during sex? The Mace. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy? A chain of empty retail stores. Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What do you call an apartment full of niggers? A COON-dominium. Why are there no nigger astronauts? Their lips explode at 50,000 feet. How do you babysit a niglet? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. How do you get him down? Teach him to say "Motherfucker." How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party. Why do jews have big noses? Air is free. What is a nigger on a bike? Thief. What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line. What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? Good start. What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade. How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars. Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk. How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it. What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?" Why are chimps always frowning? They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers. Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball? The harder you hit it the more English you get. How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon? All of them if you put them in the ashtray. A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? Who cares. A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall. Why don't spics have barbeques? The beans keep falling through the grill. You hear about the new car made in Israel? Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up. What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder. How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? All of them. How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia? Roll a doughnut down the street. How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? One if you spread him real thin. How do you blindfold a chink? Dental floss. How do chinks name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs. What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit? The bag. What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day. When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room. What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? Nigger. What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit? The defendant.
How is this Score:5, funny, yet the first post, which is in all respects, almost THE EXACT SAME THING, is Score: 0, Troll?
Imagine there's no panties
not easy, makes me cries
no silk to rip off
between those wide spread thighs
Imagine all the people
looking for the prize.
Imagine there's no shaved slits
That's very hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
and no religion too
Fuck all these people,
what's a guy to do?
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I just want her to cum
I hope someday you'll join us
Around the world, we'll spank as one.
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for bra nor panties
'Cause you're tied up in my van
Imagine all the people
With all those ticket stubs.
... a Beowulf cluster of these!
I'm not even sure what that means.
You have just been nominated for the coveted Seka award from the Coalition of Trolls for World Peace through Pr0n!
Remember, if people are busy screwing, they're not shooting each other in the head![*]
[*]unless they're really sick, depraved fucks.
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I'd like to think that I would like my "penis everywhere". That would be true joy for me.
Oh, yeah!