Posted by
CowboyNeal
on from the heavenly-bodies dept.
loconet writes "The BBC is reporting that astronomers have discovered the first object ever that is in a companion orbit to the Earth. Asteroid 2002 AA29 is only about 100 metres wide and never comes closer than 3.6 million miles to our planet."
Re:meters, miles...
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Anonymous Coward
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NASA had the same problem... it only cost them $125 million.
Re:meters, miles...
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bongholio
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You think that's bad? As a student pilot, I've learned that the aviation industry has the biggest problem with unit consistency. Or maybe it's the weather industry... check out a _standard_ weather report...
KGTU 220115Z AUTO 15005KT 10SM OVC005 17/16 A3000 RMK AO1
here's what it all means:
kgtu = georgetown, tx airport
22nd of Oct, 0115Z, automated report
winds 150deg @ 5 KNOTS
visibility 10 STATUTE MILES
clouds overcast at 500 FEET
temperture 17deg CELCIUS, dewpoint 16deg CELCIUS
pressure 30.00 INCHES OF HG
remarks: A01=cannot distinguish liquid from frozen precip...
Anyways, as you just saw, the weather is reported using KNOTS, STATUTE MILES, FEET, CELCIUS, IN of HG. Damn! 3 painfully different systems of measurement.. and it seems the more i learn, the more stuff like this I see... I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...
Re:meters, miles...
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bobdotorg
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I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...
So what are the S.I. units for a good ol'/.'ing?
Hits?
Sysadmin pagings?
Attempted GB's of transfer?
I'm just imagining what the local newscast tease would sound like, "Scientists at Caltech are reporting a slashdotting of 7.4 on the POSA* scale, centered under poorslashdottedbastard.com. Film at 11."
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Re:meters, miles...
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EmagGeek
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Americans will NEVER switch to SI (much to my dismay).. Here's why:
Football players' union would demand a proportional increase in salary for the extra distance
Football stadiums are too short to extend to a 100m playing field and still have enough setback behind the end zones to comply with OSHA safety regulations
A quarter pounder sounds bigger than an eighth-kilogrammer, and 100g sounds tiny
Americans couldn't comprehend reciprocating fuel mileage (Liters/100km rather than mi/gal)
Tons of government software would have to be thrown out and/or rewritten for the switch (wait a minute.... they still use FORTRAN77 for stuff)
Having unified units throughout the world might be a threat to our national security (who the hell anywhere else knows what an URG is?)
Sears couldn't sell a 500 piece socket set, half of which is completely useless
What woman would ever admit to wearing a size 32 shoe or having a size 65 waistline? (Although they'd probably love having a size 86 chest or being 168 tall)
The Daytona 500 would become the Daytona 804.672, and that number is too big for NASCAR fans to comprehend (it was only recently that they could start having 600 mile races)
A Wendy's Triple w/ Everything has 810 caliories, which is bad enough. However it has 3,391,308 joules - try selling the biggie-size on that one!
Who wants to pay for gas by the liter? (or shall I say "litre")
Americans don't want to have to start mis-spelling (interject) everything, like "colour" and "litre" and "behaviour" etc
The mile markers on I-85 in Alabama couldn't be so cool anymore - now they go 1,1,2,3,2,4,3,5,6,4,7,8,5,9, etc....
and so on, so as you can see, conversion to SI in America wouldn't be worth the trouble...
Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.
I can see it now: "Thanks to a sucessful nudgeing, scientists have been able to determine that Asteroid AA29 is pretty much a big rock. In other news, bizarre tides continue to cause panic and destruction around the world tonight..."
Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.
Uh, wouldn't that screw up the tidal system?
Yeah, but so what? Our species has a track record of fucking up the environment for the sake of profit. At least now we'd be fucking up the environment for the sake of science.
Famous last words...
by
vikstar
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"it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length."
-- The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Re:Why the US will never switch to metric
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weiyuent
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1) Thousandths of an inch are useful in measuring machine tolerances, while millimeters are two gross and micrometers too fine.
Millimeters are two gross? As in 2 x 144?;-) I think you mean "too coarse".
2)Celcius is not fine grained enough to figure out how to dress for the weather, while Fahrenheit allows one to easily judge whether or not to wear a jacket.
You have got to be kidding me. Do you wear a hundred layers of tissue paper, peeling them off one by one at 1 Fahrenheit incremements? I've survived so far just by putting on a jacket when it get's close to freezing.
3) In the English System, force is the fundemental unit and mass is the derived unit, while in the metric system, mass is fundemental and force is derived. This works well for science and engineering, but Joe Sixpack thinks in terms of weight on earth -- pounds of force.
Oh please. So you're telling me that everyone who uses the metric system gets terribly confused when they have to speak in precise terms of mass vs. force? You must be denser *grin* than I thought.
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Can't make up your mind of which system to use, huh? :)
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Wake me up when Earth's little sister is found, and you've got some decent JPEG's.
Is this truly the only Earth I can live on?
Earth: "MOMMMMMMM! AA29 won't leave me alone! Please tell him to play on the other side of the solar system?!?"
Tal
"Study your math, kids. Key to the universe." -The Archangel Gabriel
Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.
I can see it now: "Thanks to a sucessful nudgeing, scientists have been able to determine that Asteroid AA29 is pretty much a big rock. In other news, bizarre tides continue to cause panic and destruction around the world tonight..."
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Why, is it his secret asteroid base?
They found my secret asteroid base! Now I'll have to move it again before I can continue my plans to take over the world!
You should know by now that all your secret asteroid base are belong to us!
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Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.
Uh, wouldn't that screw up the tidal system?
Yeah, but so what? Our species has a track record of fucking up the environment for the sake of profit. At least now we'd be fucking up the environment for the sake of science.
Yes, I'm kidding people. Sheesh...
GMD
watch this
... now have the perfect candidate for their "free" state.
"That's no moon"
You keep on using that word. I dunna think it means what you think it means.
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Little brother? At its size, it is more like a booger of Earth.
It has a highly complicated orbit. It must be female.
Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.
Better take out *a lot* of insurance before doing something like that.
Table-ized A.I.
"it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length."
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
1) Thousandths of an inch are useful in measuring machine tolerances, while millimeters are two gross and micrometers too fine.
;-) I think you mean "too coarse".
Millimeters are two gross? As in 2 x 144?
2)Celcius is not fine grained enough to figure out how to dress for the weather, while Fahrenheit allows one to easily judge whether or not to wear a jacket.
You have got to be kidding me. Do you wear a hundred layers of tissue paper, peeling them off one by one at 1 Fahrenheit incremements? I've survived so far just by putting on a jacket when it get's close to freezing.
3) In the English System, force is the fundemental unit and mass is the derived unit, while in the metric system, mass is fundemental and force is derived. This works well for science and engineering, but Joe Sixpack thinks in terms of weight on earth -- pounds of force.
Oh please. So you're telling me that everyone who uses the metric system gets terribly confused when they have to speak in precise terms of mass vs. force? You must be denser *grin* than I thought.