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Financial Institutions Balk at MS Licensing

mmol_6453 writes "Now, not only are hospitals groaning under the combination of Microsoft and the HIPAA, but banks are having issues relating to federal privacy laws. Favorite line: 'Microsoft has told...that it plans eventually to eliminate users' ability to disable Microsoft's access to their systems.'"

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  1. Re:Trojan Horse? by mdechene · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pardon the typo's....My fingers are influenced half by neurons, and half by beer right now.

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  2. High level of control by Zakabog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft does provide users with a high level of control over the auto update feature. Windows XP ships with the feature turned off, for example, so users must choose to activate it. And Microsoft notifies users of any updates, requiring them to agree to install them.

    Microsoft: This is our highest level of control on anything we've ever included in windows! You can turn it on AND off!!!! AND you have to agree to install the updates, come on how can you hate us now, we give you so much control!

  3. Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by darkov · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

    1. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      depends on how kinky it is, if it involves billy goats and scuba gear Gate$ himself will r00t your box..

    2. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by doorbot.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

      I'm surprised you've found a use for all of it. Maybe you're building the world's first "Internet Porn Way-Back Machine"

    3. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by alexburke · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

      Probably the same thing you do with it.

    4. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by zenspider · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

      Same thing what any of us do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n...

    5. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by jsse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Same thing what any of us do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n...

      Alphabetically sort them and store them in rolls of CD in orderly fashion?

    6. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by darkov · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe you're building the world's first "Internet Porn Way-Back Machine"

      It's the Google cache of smut.

    7. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

      Probably the same thing you do with it.


      embrace and extend? eww.

  4. Wow, you need a girlfriend! by SaraSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spend some of that porn time on socializing with real live women and you may find an upgrade to porn. Yes yes, I know that sounds crazy, but there are things above and beyond porn.. try 'em out, they're way more fun.

    1. Re:Wow, you need a girlfriend! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yea, with a real woman, you can make your own porn!

      It works even better with two or more women, try it and see.

    2. Re:Wow, you need a girlfriend! by darkov · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, it's my girlfriend's collection.

    3. Re:Wow, you need a girlfriend! by KingJoshi · · Score: 5, Funny
      Actually, it's my girlfriend's collection.

      Just because you have a collection of porn of a particular girl does not make her your girlfriend.

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  5. Re:This blows. by Interfacer · · Score: 2, Funny

    They probably need access to your bank to see if you paid for your copy of windows ... :)

  6. Re:Trojan Horse? by CoolVibe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Oh that's okqya, sometimes I have to type something when i havn't had any coffee yet. The result is usua;llly somethong like thios. SOmehow my fingers (adn my brain) need vcoffee to type somewaht corectly.

    ;-)

  7. They can access mine too by Duds · · Score: 2, Funny

    So long as they work out what my Kazaa and WinMX nicknames are of course :)

  8. Take everything in reach... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    then hand back what the courts tell you to.

  9. Re:Let me get this straight by Gannoc · · Score: 5, Funny


    My Mom is 108 years old. Windows XP one day manifested itself in a swirling cloud of darkness and evil and killed her cat. I installed Debian for her and it cured her arthritis and let her get involved in some kernel hacking. She's never had a problem with her computer, even when she loses power. Bless you Linux!

  10. Re:Hard to fathom by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
    And what about that 10 year old piece of software that was written BEFORE Kylix, Java, Qt etc?
    It should run fine on WINE or DOSEMU...
  11. Re:Trust by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah.

    "And if you sons of bitches don't fix your security ASAP, I'm taking my debts elsewhere!"

    It lacks punch.

  12. Re:Easter Eggs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    FIGHT! FIGHT!

    Oooooh, I wish I had a crappy XP machine to try this out!

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  13. Re:Trojan Horse? by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! You could be a /. editor!

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  14. Re:Trojan Horse? by ShavenYak · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it's a revolution... when do we guillotine Bill Gates?

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