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WINE: A New Place for KLEZ to Play?

An anonymous submitter sends in this cautionary tale about Wine being maybe a little too good at emulating Windows. Update: 10/23 21:05 GMT by M : Better links: mirror 1, mirror 2.

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  1. Figures by marduk00 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only the things you don't use or want work well with Wine.

    1. Re:Figures by siegesama · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lotus Notes, for example.

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  2. First Post Or ist it ? by oh2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haha, WINE must be very scary for bill if it even runs the virii that prosper on his software....

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    1. Re:First Post Or ist it ? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "If you go to webster [webster.com]
      you'll easily find that plural from virus is viruses..."


      I'm glad you clarified that. I was having trouble understanding what that guy said until you showed up.

    2. Re: First Post Or ist it ? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > If you go to webster [webster.com] you'll easily find that plural from virus is viruses...

      What does it say about the plural for "anal retentive"?

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    3. Re: First Post Or ist it ? by syrinx · · Score: 5, Funny

      What does it say about the plural for "anal retentive"?

      Well, for one, anal-retentive is hyphenated...

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    4. Re: First Post Or ist it ? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > Anuses retentive

      What? Not ani retenti ???

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  3. Alright by EggplantMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know alot of software developers are anal retentive perfectionists, but this is going a little too far. What's next? EULA emulation?

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    1. Re:Alright by blerg · · Score: 3, Funny
      I know alot of software developers are anal retentive perfectionists, but this is going a little too far. What's next? EULA emulation?

      I really think they should embrace and extend the EULA with the simple addition of a large fonted, capitalised "Just kidding!" right at the end.

  4. SLASHDOTTED ALREADY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    After seven posts!!?? Criminy people? how am I supposed to learn how windows sucks if you keep making IIS explode!?

  5. ObDeadServerComment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The server is apparently running IIS under Wine.

  6. WINE emulation too good? by grahamlee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hi folks!

    The new version of WINE is available! It costs a mere $450 per seat, and after an extensive rewrite of the Windows ABI emulation exports NO functionality whatsoever!
    BTW for optimum emulation, we recommend running WINE at nice -20.

    COMING SOON - WINE SP1.
    The all-new WINE Service Pack removes the ability to run MS-DOS programs, and stops you viewing any digital broadcast medium. This is to enhance your computing experience.

  7. W00t!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Way to go WINE!!!!

    So, the question now is; Does WINE run Norton AV, McAfee, or InoculateIT?

  8. Ah yes, Wine . . . by Pike65 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All of the advantages, none of the . . . oops.

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  9. Ingredients... by LegendOfLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    Putting too much M$ in Linux makes bitter WINE.

  10. Re:Slashdotted...sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Understand some people don't have enough bandwidth to handle a thorough /.'ing. Sooner or later, the site is goign to stop responding simply because you run out of effective bandwidth. Also understand not everyone can afford what they talk about.

    Why is it when a Linux related site gets slashdotted its a bandwidth issue and when its a Miscrosoft site...its Microsoft?

  11. WINE = good by RomikQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I haven't seen the article, cause it's been slashdotted, but to all that talk about wine virii execution - look at this (the author of the screenshot is C-Pro).

    Besides, I mean, just as with any other tool, you need caution. If you run wine as root with the whole tree as e: then sooner or later you're gonna regret it. The level achieved by wine emulation is amazing, so there are going to be security flaws if you don't know what you are doing, just as with any product with functionality as extensive as wine's

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  12. Your 15 minutes by FreeLinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Enjoy it while it lasts. Afterall, at this point, what are you gonna do?

    Just hope and pray that they don't repost the same story tomorrow. It's been happening a fair bit lately.

  13. Re:Slashdot crashed my machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Run IIS next time so we can blame Microsoft. We dont like to see Linux servers go down for the same reason.

  14. Re:Speaking of Wine... by JDBrechtel · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Clearly they are in this to turn a profit."

    My god no! The bastards!! A profit???

  15. More by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh what the heck, all of Windows software.

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  16. KLEZ in my Wine?! by Maradine · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've got a 5-gallon carboy in the closet with 12-day old merlot in secondary fermenation. It took me two bloody hours to santize all of my siphoning gear just to make sure i wouldn't skunk on me . . . and now you're saying I have to worry about KLEZ in my wine??

    Christ, this homebrew thing just isn't worth it.

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  17. looks like... by standsolid · · Score: 3, Funny

    looks like John was running linux for everyday tasks as his root account.... should we feel sorry? Hey, just as an example, i'll give you all my root account password so you can rape my computer all you want. sound good?

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  18. I choose to miss the point. by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you turn the power off on a Windows machine (or a Linux box for that matter), you have a paper weight until you turn it back on.
    Don't forget that it works just fine as a paperweight while it's turned on, too, and that's when you need it most of all, because of the fans.
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  19. Re:Too good at emulating? by PylonHead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, I would be very pleased if I were the Klez developer.

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  20. Re:Slashdot crashed my machines by Phork · · Score: 3, Funny

    nice calculations, to bad your logic was wrong, because you would be an idiot to do that in php, you would do it with mod_rewrite.

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