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San Diego Company Owns E-Commerce

Kernel Panic writes "Looks like you can now be sued for using graphical and textural content on your e-commerce site. As everyone who has an e-commerce site does. A company in San Diego was granted one patent for using graphics and text to sell things on the web and another for accepting information to conduct automatic financial transactions via a telephone line & video screen. They have started their crusade with smaller companies that do not have the financial resources to fight back so as to build a "war chest" to take on larger companies like Ebay and Amazon. One site has taken the offense after becoming one of the first defendants of 50 companies so far. Curiously it appears the company was formed in March of 2002, less than a month before filing for the first lawsuit."

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  1. First 50 Defendants... by aftk2 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the the list of the defendants mentioned:
    www.dicksonsupply.com
    Apparently there's a space for everything on the web...
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  2. wow.. by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I thought I could BS a paper..just look at all of the crap in the "BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION" for both patents.

    Even if you don't agree with the patents, you surely have to agree that these people clearly excel at the fine art of creating bullshit.

    If only my English teacher could be as easily duped as the U.S. Patent Office.

  3. In related news... by DaytonCIM · · Score: 5, Funny

    the US patent office announced today that indeed, their collective heads are up their collective arses.

  4. Wow. by Dannon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had no idea anyone had patented this.

    I better get in line to buy a license to this patent of theirs if I'm going to start my own web businesses. I'll just add this to the 'One-Click' and 'hyperlink' license expenses.

    I'm having trouble finding an order form on their web site, though. Seems to be down or something. I better keep reloading until I get it. Any of you other /.ers getting anything?

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  5. An answer from a layman. by Apuleius · · Score: 5, Funny

    No. The American Trial Lawyer's Association has Congress giving it sexual favors. Laws against vexatious litigation are weak and unlikely to be strengthened any time soon.

  6. I'd like to see the Venture Capital pitch.... by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...for these companies.

    VC: "So what's your great new idea?"

    Future CEO: "Oh, we don't need a great new idea...we just patented an great old idea."

    VC: "And how are you going to make money off an old idea?"

    Future CEO: "Simple...we just sue everybody. No engineers, no tech support, no salespeople, no advertising, just lawsuits"

    VC: "Brilliant! We'll make millions! [to secretary] Lisa, Get my army of lawyers in here...and call my congressman, I need to pass a few new laws."

  7. Re:Ridiculous by billd · · Score: 5, Funny
    Not sure, but...

    It looks like the Patent Office web site may infringe on PanIP's newly granted patents.

    How ironic.

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  8. Re:Rehash! by chimpo13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll read through the original two posts that /. posted on this story, and repeat all the high ranking comments. Man oh man, I'll be famous.

    I've patented that idea, so don't make me sue anyone.

  9. Re:Ridiculous by G-funk · · Score: 5, Funny

    What sort of imbeciles is the patent office hiring these days?

    Um, probably the same kind they hire to be slashdot editors, they do as much checking for prior art when approving a patent/article.

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