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Unix Software for Recording Prose?
Dan Lyke asks: "Friends and I have gotten into reading short stories to each other. I'd like to start recording these. There are tons of decent audio recording apps out there for music and sound effects, but what I really want is something more oriented around recording prose; organize a longer recording session into sequences of "takes", with the edit decision list made in mostly real time (ie: that sentence was good, or re-take from the last checkpoint). A prototype is only a few tens of lines of wrapper code around one of the command line recorders, but I'd rather be building on other's efforts. Anyone out there got suggestions for Un*x recording apps centered around spoken word and prose?"
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And now I will present my prose
I think. I am the artist. I am a man who is commanding a man in the well to put the lotion on. It puts the lotion on. Then I work up the desire to defecate. Nice, a solid shit, a nice solid shit! As I defecate my brown baby, halfway out my rectum - poking though my anus like a turtle head. Now my Artistry begins! Now its time for artistic feculent self-twister! I crab-leg over my canvas and begin to draw with my shit "lead." My whole body, undulating with the desire to finish the defecation, yearning for release, quivering; my leg muscles are strained. I draw with great passion and fervor! My eyes are fiery with creativity and insanity like Van Gough. I am one with God, as we all are when in orgasm or completing a bowel movement, as I smear feces on canvas. And my creation! My opus! My oeuvre! My masterpiece! A life like replication of Tevis Money's Face!
Now that I have spoken, this will be stored on a UNIX like operating system. Thus, UNIX has recorded prose. Death to Tevis the Fuck Queer.