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Superhero Smackdown
Paul writes "Fox News is running a story that asks one of the best geek questions of our generation: who win if Superman and Batman fought one another?. The last this topic was big was during the Spider-Man/AOTC rush in May. I distinctly remember a particular essay that compared Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, any Jedi (particularly Yoda), and James Bond." Obviously the author didn't read DK2 ;) And I put my money on Deadpool, if only because his quips are better.
Q. Why do they have 5 or more exits in a Russian theater?
A. Because people are just dying to get out!
Q. Why don't people like to sit by Russian soldiers in the movie theaters?
A. They have bad gas
Q. Why did the Russian theater patrons have to buy bigger clothes?
A. Because they were carried out of the theater on a stretcher
Q. Why did the Russian cinema fan fall out of his seat?
A. Because he was dead
http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?3331888710a ke the Superhero Quiz !
T
Thanks for the spoiler warning jerkass!
Batman sucks. If you take the majority of enemies that Superman has fought and placed Batman in his place, Batman would be no more.
Also, Superman can hear and see through buildings (read: women's bathroom) and hear people talking from across a city, that's pretty impressive. What does Batman have, the Bat-grappling-hook as a poor substitution for flying.
Batman is just a pet project of Bruce Wayne, just another toy of the rich. Superman has to be Superman 24/7 and he does it in fine style. I'd be Superman if I could get it on with Teri Hatcher.