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ID'ing People By How They Walk

thedude writes "Just stumbled upon this article about a system for ID'ing people by the way they walk. Maybe a combination of facial, voice, and gait recognition will increase the accuracy of these systems? I'll be sure to waddle next time I'm at the airport."

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  1. Ministry of Silly Walks by foistboinder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obligatory Monty Python reference...

  2. nothing new here by tps12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Bee-Gees have been doing this for years.

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  3. next thing outlawed underthe DCMA by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sticking a sharpie marker in your shoe so you walk funny.

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  4. Us fat bastards have no choice about waddling... by $rtbl_this · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you insensitive clod!

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  5. Access denied by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Access denied. Please remove your leg cast and walk normally.

  6. Re:next thing outlawed under the DCMA by JasonMaggini · · Score: 3, Funny

    If not by the DCMA, then for sure by the NFL.