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Homing In On Laser Weapons

Posted by michael on from the now-all-we-need-is-some-sharks dept.

Bloodmoon1 writes "I just came across this article at GlobalSecurity.org that gives a very good summary of the current status of solid-state lasers as weapons. It gives you a good idea of where the JSF Laser system is at and just how much time, effort, and money has went into this project. Also has some basic, but very sufficent, explanations of some of the science behind the technology."

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  1. Missile by e8johan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still prefer a good old missile! It feels more destructive to fire a rocket at your enemies instead of just flashing (a really *big*) light at 'em. :-)

  2. We`ll have to by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 5, Funny

    keep quiet about the whole light and mirrors thing, I guess...

    1. Re:We`ll have to by !splut · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps some sort of sand/concrete which will degrade pleasantly?

      Perhaps by playing a Bach concerto and releasing a soothing lavendar fragrance as it melts to form a replica of Rodin's The Thinker.

      --
      The angel in the oatmeal.
  3. Get out the Popcorn by Ececheira · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone ready to blow up a house from too much popcorn? :)

  4. I can imagine..... by Chardish · · Score: 5, Funny

    The warning labels on the outsides of laser weapons:

    CAUTION: DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY INTO LENS

    -Evan

  5. Soon (wrings hands) by velcrokitty · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll be able to walk into a store and ask for: "Phased plasma rifle in 40-watt range. "

    Excellent... Oh wait. 40-watts isn't very much. Is that what the Terminator really asked for? 40 watts? Sheesh. I could just hook up a light bulb and start shining bright lights in people's eyes. Perhaps the idea is to convince them to stare into the bulb for hours on end (like several of my classes that I attended) and eventually go blind-ish...

    I will be back...

    --
    I stick to walls...
  6. Re:Is it just me... by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was scared from the moment I read
    Donald Rumsfeld "is hot"
  7. Re:Mirrors by briggsb · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We have a visual on the missile...er...wait...we're being attacked by a flaming disco ball!"

  8. Re:Is it just me... by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't forget how much damage the Taliban did with their M1-A1 tanks, Stealth Fighters, Cruise Missiles, smart bombs and Aegis cruisers.

    Yep, technological superiority on the battlefield is moot.

  9. Re:Mirrors by mikerich · · Score: 3, Funny
    Smudges, scratches, contaminants would be unavoidable since we're talking about weapons that are meant for remote deployment to harsh environments.

    Remember this is military spending here, normal sensible economics no longer apply. Remember the special air-conditioned hangers for Stealth aircraft?

    A lot of incidental damage could be prevented by shipping any weapons in a protective sheath that could be removed when the weapon is either ready to fire or installed on the plane. Doesn't the cruise missile already come in a sealed cannister?

    But if anyone is interested I'm planning on putting a bid in to develop nanotechnology mirrors. I've no idea how they would work, or if they're even possible, but they sound really cool. Going on yesterday's story about nanotechnology, I have about as much of a clue as real military researchers.

    I think I'm up to squandering a couple of billion USD before unveiling a can of silver spray paint.

    Best wishes,
    Mike.