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PumpkinPC v1.0 Makes Its Hallowe'en Debut
vivIsel writes "I just recently created the PumpkinPC v1.0 for the Hack-O-Lantern contest at Bjorn3D. I thought the Slashdot community would get a kick out of this--it being Halloween, and all. I just hope it doesn't rot too soon." Hopefully, the pumpkin has survived the trick-or-treaters.
You, sir, are a cockgobbler.
This guy will get to make a pumpkin pc in POUND ME IN THE ASS federal prison.
Nope
Here's some background information concerning the following poop escapade. One of my friends and I decided to go hang out at the mall because of the lack of anything better to do. He had bought a cd and had a small plastic bag. We both expressed the urge to take a shit. I thought it would be the funniest thing on earth if he could take the bag into the bathroom and poop in it, then we would take it to JCPenney and hang it on a clothes rack where it would be hidden but stink up the joint like no other.
He couldn't manage to pinch one off in the bag, so he just crapped normally. I, being the talented crapper that I am, decided to go to the bathroom in JCPenney. I dropped my trousers and tried to crap on the floor with no luck. I switched to regular poop position and pinched a couple of soft piping hot loafs. The last little turtle head didn't want to come out so I plucked it with some TP and stuck it to the wall. It looked like a large melted hershey kiss stuck to the stall door.
My friend was in the bathroom by the door keeping me company; he looked in the next stall and found a plunger. He had the bright idea of smearing poop all over the WHOLE bathroom. We went ahead with our despicable plan. There was shit on the bathroom fixtures, smears on the walls and mirror, I'm saying EVERYWHERE. It looked like the blood on the walls of the houses where the Manson family killed those people. All of a sudden, a man walks in with some sort of a name-tag. We assume they work at the store so we shove him out of the way and bolt.
The bathroom was near a door that leads outside. My friend started heading all the way back through the store and to the mall, I yelled at him to follow me so we ran outside right into the middle of a construction area. We crossed one of the busiest streets in town to a restaurant and had a little food. We joked about how they might put out a wanted poster on us or put us on the news ass the dookie delinquents. After we ate we returned to the mall with some expectations that they may have overreacted to the whole situation and there would be some security lockdown. There wasn't, but we still basked in the brown glory of knowing some poor sap opened the door to find a bathroom covered in shit. What a day!
Bang! Zoom! Straight up Saddam's ass!
It's not possible to say something witty for such a dumb post.
If you were logged in you would have been modded up!
Actually, if the moderators were thinking the same thing as me (a scary thing), they found the second line funny. Usually I would say that these Beowulf comments are getting way to overplayed, but the pumpkin patch part made me laugh my head off.
Or maybe its because some people are fucking LOSERS.
Werewolf?
There wolf. There castle.
how about a Beowulf cluster of these?
- Bill
yeah, posting on slashdot is sooooo much more useful that case modding with a pumpkin.