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Smart Pool Table

Posted by michael on from the fats-domino dept.

murk1e writes "The BBC reports that in this article that a smart Pool table has been invented. The full information is here. For more about the Physics of Pool, try this site, or for a game, try here."

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  1. News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hey, nerds don't play pool, and the physics links are just a poor excuse.

  2. Re:Clippy by MimsyBoro · · Score: -1, Troll

    The problem with James is that instead of playing pool youll be stuck trying to understand what clippy the faggot is saying and forget to shoot.

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  3. Which is better: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    a) Clippy, the Office assistant

    OR...

    b) Sex with a mare?

    ("You seem to be having sex with a mare...")

  4. Re:It all boils down to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    It looks like you're trying to pot the '8' ball. Would you like me to:

    ( ) Show you the angle
    ( ) Pot it for you
    ( ) Shut the hell up
    (0) Give away that you're a foreigner.

    Real Americans say "sink."

  5. Re:It all boils down to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yeah, but "Real Americans" play pool with silly over-large pockets, to make it easy enough for them to cope with.

  6. Microsoft Fats by cordsie · · Score: -1, Troll

    Remember, the game ain't over till clippy says it's over.

  7. another market for the pool table... by twoslice · · Score: -1, Troll

    it can be used in the classic prOn romp on the pool table.

    The laser light will light up the action - or shine through the ears of the blonde tart on the table...

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