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Sony DRU-500A Review
An anonymous reader writes "Just found a nice review of the Sony DRU-500A" This looks
to be damn solid DVD burner. It's amazing how much prices on these things have
come down. It might be time for me to make my epic film starring CowboyNeal, Samzenpus and Hemos in a moving story about Love, Friendship, and Growing Up in the Face of Adversity. I probably should write a script or something before I start filming. Or not.
fuck you and your bogus 'reviews'.
fucking sellouts.
CmdrTaco did a movie awhile ago, and here it is: http://www.hick.org/CmdrTaco/hello.mpg
But is the Average Joe pr0n Hound going to know this? Or care? Or is he just going to figure that he can throw all his chicken-lovin' flicks on regular CD's and save mre cash?
The only reason I keep my Windows partition is so I can mount it like the bitch that it is.
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