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New Nokia Phones With Full Color And MMS
scrm writes "Nokia have just launched six new phones at the Nokia Mobile Internet Conference. All phones have color and MMS. Interesting is the 6800 that is specially designed for text input, and the premium 8910i with titanium casing, Bluetooth and J2ME apps. Will this company ever stop? (Nokia's press release is here, but the server is being battered right now.)" I've still got a serious lust on for T68i - it's iSync compatible and all that fun.
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The Anonymous Coward's Guide to Posting +5:Funny
Microsoft
When referring to Bill Gates, make some mention of him being a (cy)borg. Be absolutely 100% sure to spell Microsoft (or abbreviate MS) with a "$" in place of the "s." Skipping this step could result in a +4:Funny, or in extreme cases a +3:Funny. You should bash Microsoft, though. If you don't, chances are the moderators will just overlook your post entirely. Bashing in any story will earn you some points, even if Microsoft did something good. Especially an "All your base are belong to us" reference.
Linux
This is probably the easiest +5:Funny to get, but you have to be fast. It's only applicable to hardware stories. Basically, just post something about getting it to run Linux. This works best on obscure hardware platforms, especially those not meant to run anything remotely like Linux.
Clustering
This one is only appropriate for hardware (and some software) news. All you have to say is "Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!" and you will automatically get a +4:Funny, assuming you are the first one to post it. Also, if you put something witty in you are guaranteed to get the +5.
Natalie
I have no idea where this obsession with Natalie Portman came from. It's one of the stranger, but sweeter sides of slashdot. Just post something about Portman doing a full-frontal nude scene in an upcoming movie. Or something about hot girts. I have no idea, so don't ask.
Newbie
This is my favorite +5:Funny. The only drawback is that you have to wait for someone to post something first, and then be the first person to respond with "You must be new here." Basically, someone will criticize slashdot for putting incredibly biased comments on the front page in the article summary. Or someone will complain about some other aspect of slashdot. Of course, it is pretty widely known that slashdot is the most biased news site on the internet, short of www.fuckmicrosoft.com. This is why this method usually gets a +5:Funny, as it's sort of a poke at slashdot by its own community.
That's pretty much the only ways to get +5:Funny on slashdot, unless you want to *gasp* be original. But that takes work. Which is why you won't see many on slashdot. Because everyone's a fat hippie commie bastard. It's much more fun and entertaining to be a troll. Some of the most insightful (and funny) comments are marked as trolls because they rub the moderators the wrong way or are against popular beliefs.
Nokia likes to wake up early to get a FIRST POST (after a blowjob of course). Anonymous coward Slashdot trolls are whiny and pathetic.
I'll say one thing, your girlfriends 455 locks onto my mast like no other I've seen. I've seen her 455 locking onto masts all night and in the morning she's still up for it. I'm guessing that from locking onto all those huge great black masts, yours just feels a little puny - in fact I'm surprised you're not more upset about all those blokes spooging up her 455, but she says you don't mind because you know you just can't fill her up like they do.