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Female Lizards: Superbly Manipulative

Posted by timothy on from the incredibly-promiscuous dept.

sireenmalik writes "CNN is running a story, Battle of the sexes winner is a lizard. Now how many of you are being Lizarded like that? Guys take a break from your computers ... find out which 'fancy rocks' your girlfriend is thinking about?!?!? Now you know who really is the boss? ;)"

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  1. Guess the drugs just kicked in. by sideshow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because in the four years I've been reading slashdot this writeup is the hardest to comprehend.

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  2. Female Humans: Superbly Manipulative by Alethes · · Score: 5, Funny

    WASHINGTON (AP) -- In the eternal war between the sexes, the lady side-blotched lizard wins it all: she selects her many mates, decides where they'll live and even determines if they will have sons or daughters.

    I know women like that.

  3. It's all bad by tedDancin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It appears to be ... an incredibly refined ability of the female to manipulate the investment of her partners"

    I knew women these days were reptile-like, but god damn..
    *hears whip crack and yelling.. "get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"*

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  4. Submitter's comments by Violet+Null · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on? No fair running the submission through the questionizer filter?!?!?!? Next thing you now, they'll do it to comments, too?

    Oh well? At least everything's spelled correctly?

  5. Re:I was told by logophage · · Score: 3, Funny

    i'm sure you meant "you're right" but maybe you left out the beginning "arrgghh!! look out to your right." i'm sure that's an oft-heard declaimation.