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Female Lizards: Superbly Manipulative

Posted by timothy on from the incredibly-promiscuous dept.

sireenmalik writes "CNN is running a story, Battle of the sexes winner is a lizard. Now how many of you are being Lizarded like that? Guys take a break from your computers ... find out which 'fancy rocks' your girlfriend is thinking about?!?!? Now you know who really is the boss? ;)"

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  1. Female Humans: Superbly Manipulative by Alethes · · Score: 5, Funny

    WASHINGTON (AP) -- In the eternal war between the sexes, the lady side-blotched lizard wins it all: she selects her many mates, decides where they'll live and even determines if they will have sons or daughters.

    I know women like that.

  2. It's all bad by tedDancin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It appears to be ... an incredibly refined ability of the female to manipulate the investment of her partners"

    I knew women these days were reptile-like, but god damn..
    *hears whip crack and yelling.. "get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"*

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    Ladies, form queue here -->
  3. Submitter's comments by Violet+Null · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on? No fair running the submission through the questionizer filter?!?!?!? Next thing you now, they'll do it to comments, too?

    Oh well? At least everything's spelled correctly?