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Laser Shoots Down Artillery Shell In Flight

An anonymous reader writes "The Mobile Tactical High Energy Laser is a joint project between the US Army and the Israeli Defense Ministry, with much of the work being done by TRW. Tuesday they had a spectacular success when they shot an artillery shell out of the air."

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  1. So what happens... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... when they fire one of these at a disco ball? heh.

    1. Re:So what happens... by Apuleius · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the split second before the disco ball
      melts down to nothing, anyone in the vicinity
      would be made very, very unhappy.

    2. Re:So what happens... by nadador · · Score: 5, Funny

      > In the split second before the disco ball
      > melts down to nothing, anyone in the vicinity
      > would be made very, very unhappy.

      Aren't people in the vicinity of disco balls very unhappy all the time? That and people in the general vicinity of Abba tribute bands. They're unhappy, too.

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  2. Real Genius.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They say in the article that it was developed by the army and TRW, but we all know it was Mitch Taylor and Chris Knight.

  3. How in the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you put a GPS and transmitter in an artillery shell?

  4. Re:Isn't this old news? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, that was James Bond.

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  5. Yay! by Cervantes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yipee! Won't we all be safe once the "civilized world" is protected from the barbarians? Why, the "bad people" won't even be able to shoot at usat all, let alone support the "terror-ists" with their insidious "terror-ism".

    So, lets review. 'Predator' unmanned aircraft armed with Hellfire missles for patrol and attacks, lasers to shoot down artillery (and you know bullets are coming soon), Star Wars V2 to protect us from missiles, and any country that tries to develop anything we don't like gets a "regime change".

    Yeah, I can't see why the rest of the world hates the west, can you? We turn war into a fuckin' video game, and relegate them to attacking us with swords while riding their camels.

    I know it's the natural evolution of war, but it also seems like the natural evolution of capitalism applied to the battlefield. He with the most money to make the best toys wins, and he who doesn't hopes for an aid package to be sent to his widow.

    Of course, we might get charitable in a few years and let them have some low powered lasers, but only if they attach them to the sharks... I mean, come on, is it too much to ask for some sharks with frickin lasers on their heads?

    I think it's time for some sugar... rants like this could be dangerous... nice Echelon, niiiice Echelon.

    Hm, maybe I should get a book on lasers from the librar

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  6. Re:What happens if you miss? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where does the laser go if they miss the shell? Disperse into a cloud? Hit a passing 747?

    Somehow, I doubt a 747 would be flying into a live fire area (Iraqi airliners excepted). Many current artillery shells have high trajectories that go several km in altitude. As a matter of fact, I once worked on a system that had an operator warning "NOTIFY NASA", for when a shell trajectory was computed to go above a certain altitude.

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  7. One meeeelion dollars! by broken · · Score: 4, Funny



    Who? Who is predictable?

  8. Re:Isn't this old news? by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Didn't they have this back in the 60's? correct me if I'm wrong, I was always told this. "

    Well, the technnology was developed recently, but yeah it did exist in the 60's. I think it was called the Alan Parsens Project.

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  9. Throw me a frickin' bone, people by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I asked for is that the word "la-ser" be printed with quote marks around it, is that so hard?

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  10. A little bit too much artist license by lkaos · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm suprised no one else caught this. The initial description of "concentrated light energy photons" made me a little wary, but then I noticed:

    "the laser tracked, locked onto and fired a burst of concentrated light energy photons at the speeding shell... Seconds later, at a point well short of its intended destination, the projectile was destroyed"

    I dunno what kind of crazy trajectory that laser had, but at 300km a second, this thing must have been pretty darn far away...

    One would think that "instantly, the projectile was destroyed" would sound even better--and more importantly, have been accurate.

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