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Halloween VII

mjh writes "ESR has reviewed the latest Microsoft leaked Linux strategy document. A very interesting read. Summary: OSS is winning some battles, but Microsoft is poised to bring out bigger and nastier guns." To the extent that people read it and gain some insight into what Microsoft is actually thinking about Linux and Open Source Software, it's useful. To the extent that anyone draws a conclusion from this document like "we've got Microsoft on the run", that's just idiotic.

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  1. Would that be Michael Meyers? by aiken_d · · Score: 3, Funny

    Halloween VII, posted by Michael, eh? Where's the theme music?

    Cheers
    -b

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  2. Is this some sort of a MS tradition? by levik · · Score: 5, Funny
    I really think this is what MS staffers do for fun at the Halloween party! They probably draw straws, and the one to draw the shortest one has to write up the "leaked strategy memo on Linux" for the year!

    Has there really been 7 of these things already?

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  3. Reportedly by CySurflex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reportedly The Leaked Stragey Document only runs on an ATI RADEON 9700, and is pretty slugish even on the most high-end 3Mhz PC's. Oh wait - that's the leaked Doom 3 Alpha, never mind.

  4. Attention please! by NWT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Due to the sensitive nature of this information, please forward with discretion only to those people who can clearly gain value from it...

    Ah, gain value? They mean *head-shaking* or *laughing* geeks? Oh, well ...

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  5. On the Run by nightsweat · · Score: 3, Funny

    We've got Microsoft on the... oh, sorry, never mind.

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  6. I can hear the preview now... by ocie · · Score: 5, Funny

    scary piano music in the background...

    Deep voice: Just whn you thought it was safe to turn off your computer..

    Someone in a Bill Gates mask jumps out from behind the desk and starts chasing the user while brandishing a giant paperclip.

    Paperclip: You look like you're being hunted by a madman in a Bill Gates mask. Do you need any help?

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  7. Top countries looking on Linux with favor: by Hayzeus · · Score: 3, Funny
    Among those aware, favorability was highest among the Germans, French, and Brazilians

    What? No Finns? How terribly unpatriotic of them!

    1. Re:Top countries looking on Linux with favor: by Cheese+Cracker · · Score: 3, Funny

      What? No Finns? How terribly unpatriotic of them!

      The survey was not Finnished...

  8. Re:Are you kidding? by bogie · · Score: 3, Funny

    "but I was rather underimpressed with Red Hat 8--and I've never really even tried Linux before"

    The second part explains the first part.

    If you had been using linux for any length of time you would recognize Redhat 8 as the breakthrough distro that it is. Sure we've had distros like Corel who showed that you could make the linux desktop workable. But now with Redhat 8 you have the leading distro putting out a release that's usuable right NOW by any small business who just needs access to the basics like web, email, and an office suite. Its also their first real attempt at making a linux desktop.

    So while its still not eveyones cup of tea, especially home users, you need some perspecive on why the rest of the IT commuity and well rounded linux users see what's right about it.

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  9. Re:Not strategy, just an attitude survey by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happens if you submit a good kernel patch in Japanese?

    I imagine it wouldn't work too well. The patches I've seen have mostly been in C.

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  10. My conclusion: by techstar25 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we've got Microsoft on the run!