Browse All You Want At Work
choka writes "I came across a new Mozilla deriative known as Ghostzilla. It has the ability to open and hide the browser within most applications with simple mouse gestures, ensuring no one will discover what por^H^H^Hsites you visit in office ;) (i.e., if your sysadmins don't check the proxy logs...)"
Someone moderated me as a troll! I bet they are not an Uma Thurman fan. How would they like it if I were to sit on their face? I bet they'd just hate that.
This is America, damnit. Speak Spanish!
I've never had a server get slashdotted. I haven't even done sysadmin for 2 years. But the fact is, I HAVE done it before and I know what happens when the web server goes down, and it's not fun.
It's obvious that sysadmin penis compensation thing is what's going on here. Only admins with small dicks/brains/homosexual tendencies would let their servers be slashdotted, right? har har, that's so goddamn funny I just shit my pants from laughing so hard!
It's the superiority complex that these people have that's fucking sickening. That's why I got out of admin. I knew I wasn't cut out for sysadmin when my 365-day uptime didn't cause me to spontaneously orgasm.