Gaming Goodness
Let's shoehorn a few gaming submissions together: tabby writes "For those not in the know here's the most amazing game I've played in ages. Its a Half-Life mod called Natural-Selection. Try to imagine CounterStrike + StarCraft. Its essentially a multiplayer First Person Real Time Strategy game." real_b0fh writes "I'm surprised no one mentioned it here yet, but Silicon Ice Development has released the beta 2.6 for their very cool Quake 3 Arena mod Urban Terror. Have played it a bit and it features cool things like better weapon hit model, some anti-cheat features, improved maps and some new nasty bugs. Well worth a try if you are into FPS games." And on the lighter side, LSDsmurf reports that there's a patch for Doom III Alpha. Yes, you read that right.
Check out the patch and mod for Halflife called G-Zero -- It is cross between Grand Theft Auto and Counterstrike, combines the racing and first-person shoot em'up into a single game!
single player action? You mean masturbation? I prefer multiplayer action (like sex with 2 hot lesbians), but one-on-one with a hot chick is good too.
SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN
"A Guide To Arab Democracies"
"A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail"
"Advanced Linux User's Guide"
"Blacks I Met While Yachting"
"Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors"
"Excellence In The CFL"
"Fast And Efficient Windows Applications"
"How To Be A Good Sport", by Tonya Harding
"How To Win The Super Bowl", by Jim Kelly
"Keebler Elves That Touch Themselves"
"My Life As A Woman", by Martina Navratilova
"The Engineer's Guide to Fashion"
"Young, Single Males Speak Out Against Masturbation"
"How to be Normal" and "How to be Polite" both by RMS
"Easy to use Linux"
A Canadian telephone book
"My Social Life" by ESR
"Correct Spelling and Grammar in English" by Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda
"Business Ethics" by William Gates III (with foreword by Ken Lay)
"Heterosexuality among the Slashdot crew"
"Truths I have told" by Al Gore
"How to Speak Clearly and Correctly" by George W. Bush
"How Canadians Stand Up for Themselves"
"How to Get a Date with a Woman" by your local LUG
"How to Tell the Truth" by William J. Clinton
"The Names of Women Interested in Linux Geeks"
"Successful Business Plans Using Linux"
LONGEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN
"Loneliness, Buttplugs, Linux and You" by ESR
"Why your name should have GNU/ in Front of It" by RMS
"Being Rude to Foriegners" by the French Government
"How to Sexually Abuse Penguins" by Linus Torvalds
"Homosexuality among the Slashdot crew"
I don't think I'm the only /.er who feels that this story should be removed/edited. I mean, this is not like some story about Scientology, this is real bad stuff. This is ILLEGAL STUFF. Michael Sims should be arrested and deported to Mexico ASAP. His white ass should further be spanked by hired thugs from Isreal. Furthermore, I suggest someone call FBI's software piracy hotline and report /. and the editor "MICHEAL SIMS" to them ASAP.
/. CLEAN, do not let the crap Miceal Sims take over. CmdrTaco fire that asshole.
Thank you.
KEEP
You all should know better, you dirty little linux fags( I think you know what I'm talking about).