Upbeat Attitude Doesn't Affect Cancer
Reality Master 101 writes "Defying years of conventional wisdom, researchers announced that your attitude doesn't influence your outcome, and 'patients shouldn't feel pressured to stay positive'. I particularly liked the phrase, 'the tyranny of positive thinking'."
Sod that. Who on earth remembers the dull happy ones?
If I find out that I'm going to die soon, I'm gonna be the loudest, whiniest most obnoxious patient anyone has ever seen. I want people to think of me in 10 years time as "that crochety bastard who made my life hell".
And after I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes poured into the petrol tank of my Doctor.
I may not be remembered fondly, but they won't forget me in a hurry!