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Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets Leaked

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the gotta-hate-when-that-happens dept.

huh12312 writes "Illegal piraters have done it again. On Monday, the second movie in the acclaimed series of seven was leaked onto the internet to the horror of Warner Brothers. With so many blockbusters due out this holiday season this problem will only increase in the coming months." Also note that it will make millions and millions of dollars anyway. I'll probably be there opening night.

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  1. Harry Potter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I've never seen the movie and never read the books, and yet I'm sure, beyond all doubt, that they suck.
    They suck, because more than 70% of the population like them. They suck because they're about a little geek who does magic. They just suck.

    It would be nice to never read about Harry Potter on Slashdot ever again.

    1. Re:Harry Potter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      I bet you don't have friends. Maybe you sort of have them, but you always suspect they don't really like you. And for the others, you suspect if they met you in person they wouldn't like you.

  2. Slashdot and promotion of witchcraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    While we have all become accustomed to seeing pro-Harry Potter stories on Slashdot, I can't recall ever having seen a story that talks about the negative side of Harry Potter. Namely, that the books promote witchcraft, Satanism, and ideas that are diametrically opposed to the moral foundation that this country was founded on.

    Despite what Harry Potter and other "pop-culture" staples such as Sabrina the Teenage Witch would have you believe, witchcraft is most definitely NOT "cool." I don't expect to change anybody's mind, but it would be nice to see just a LITTLE bit of balance here. Not all of the ideas that come from the minds of the creative Left are worth propogating, and if there was ever a concrete example of this, Harry Potter would be it.

  3. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait


    Yeah, that story smells of bullshit. The whole theater was bitching about the ending of the movie? okay ... I find it hard to believe that anyone who saw that movie didn't understand it's source. And besides, what movie theater has all this talking going on, even during the credits? The only people who talk like that in a theater are niggers, and they don't like science fiction anyway. Now, they'll be packed into the theater next door, to see "What Up Wit Friday After Last?" or some such shit, throwing popcorn on the floor and soda at the screen all the while. I especially like it when a black female character disagrees with a black female character, and all the niggers in the audience go "whhoooooo!" or some other jigaboo shit real loud.

    So yeah, I think the above story is fake.

  4. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    No, you'll find that the mongrel subraces attend white cinemas regularly, purely for the opportunity to bray out loud to each other in their mock pastiche of our language, test their mobile phone ringtones, and generally remind everyone why Hitler was correct.

    Negroids are inferior animals, and deserve extermination.

  5. Re:The Truth about film piracy by nagora · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Film piracy is never going to cut into box office dollars, period.

    Cars will never replace horses, period.

    Computers will never beat humans at chess, period.

    Aircraft will never be a practical method of mass transport, period.

    DVD's will not be popular until people can record at home.

    Yadda yadda yadda...

    TWW

    --
    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  6. Re:Big deal by Two+Dogs+Fucking · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    As a member of the fast food industry, I have brought the issue of your fabulously bloated ass to the attention of the fast food high council. A team of fast food special teams operatives will:
    1. descend on your domocile in the dark of night
    2. slice a pair of 4-inch incisions in your ample love handles
    3. utilize a flexible hose from a supercharged home vacuum system to suck the fat from your ponderous gut.
    Let no one say that we of the fast food industry do not take full responsiblity for the creation of the monstrously corpulent among you.

    Say "au revior" to your avoirdupois!

  7. Re:Trolling for congress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You are fucking retarded and brain-lazy if you STILL don't get the different between loose and lose.

    You fucking moron, your point is worthless because you've shown us that you have no brains to speak of.

    Thanks.

  8. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait


    That is complete and utter bullshit. If you read 3000 wpm them I have my dick stuck in your mom's mouth right now.

    I guess you DO read that fast.