Redirecting NASA

anzha writes "Many people have been sitting and waiting to see what Sean O'Keefe, the new head honcho @NASA, would do with the agency. Would he clean out the temple? Would he simply go through the motions? Spaceref has an interesting article up about what O'Keefe intends for the agency's future. It highlights the changes that are going to happen this year."

Comments

What a waste

[Anonymous Coward]

All this funding and planning and still there's no talk whatsoever of extensive research into sex in zero-g.

What's the point of having a space program if it doesn't do things that will make for better cartoons in Hustler???

Porn in space - cure the funding shortage

[Sabalon]

C'mon - just get a couple starlets up there with a crew and let them go at it. We all know how porn sells - zero G porn would probably sell pretty well and bring in tons of money for NASA.

Just imagine the position the stars could get into!!!

Re:plan... and then?

[Zeebs]

I'd say just tell everyone there are terrorists up there and we have to get them. Problem solved.

Re:What NASA must do to survive

[Anonymous Coward]

NASA should just make up stuff and fake their space pictures. Like showing a Gorgon shaceship from the planet Xantrax.
Think about it. Don't just mod this down out of jealousy that you didn't think of it first.

+5 Insighful.

Re:Other head of NASA

[paiute]

So the ISS was the "secure and undisclosed location"?

what? there have been moon landings?

[MadLibs]

i thought no one had been in space yet (according to some non-believers), you insensitive clods.

SpaceSex

[maxconfus]

The race to be the first to have sex on Mars should be the Viagra(tm) that gets this competition to space going.