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We Are Not Related

mao che minh writes "From Pravda.ru - German and American geneticists recently discovered that the neanderthal has nothing to do with modern day man's genealogy. I figured that the lack of a genetic relationship between the two species was already well known, especially when you consider the empirical evidence compiled thus far that concludes that cromagnon man and neaderthal coexisited. I suppose that the geneticists aim to put the story to bed with their DNA research."

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  1. So then how do you explain my hairy knuckles? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Convergent evoloution? Or is the story about my great grandpa and the circus monkey true?

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  2. Old News by JBCybernautics · · Score: 3, Funny


    Obviously we aren't all reading the right literature.

    It's already been discovered that our ancestors co-existed with cro-magnon man rather than evolved from him. In fact, we likely caused his extinction. We're just lucky we got off the leaf-currency system before we deforested the entire planet and did ourselves in.

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    1. Re:Old News by floydigus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thank Christ we don't use cellulose based currency any more.

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  3. The article was unclear on a point... by medcalf · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, are we then descended from cyborgs, or was that an untenable offshoot of the main branch of human evolution?

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  4. Phew! by IainHere · · Score: 4, Funny

    This news should really help my forthcoming paternity suit.

    Thanks slashdot!

  5. Re:Correction by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    , my wife is an Anthropologist and jumps all over me when I use the term "Cro-Magnon"

    Hey, whatever works to keep the romance alive, I guess.

  6. Re:This article only proves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    People say that, but I have yet to get a goatse.cx (or a mirror of same) link published... I submit one or two every single day under a variety of topics.

  7. Re:credibility of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're an Anonymous Coward, so you're already part of the Collective. Welcome!