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Using Your Own Name May Be Infringement, Part 2

phillymjs writes "We're probably all familiar with Uzi Nissan and his fight to keep his nissan.com domain name from the clutches of Nissan Motors. Well, more same-name idiocy came to light today-- the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is reporting that their staff music writer, Bill Wyman, has received a cease-and-desist letter from lawyers representing former Rolling Stone Bill Wyman, for "a seriously misleading and, arguably, an intentional, unauthorized exploitation of our client's name, goodwill and publicity value." It should be interesting to see how this one plays out, because Bill Wyman the musician was born William George Perks and changed his name to Bill Wyman in 1964. Journalist Bill Wyman was given that name at his birth in 1961."

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  1. What do you call a bleeding lawyer in a shark tank by BobRooney · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a good start...

    Why must we be so sue-happy that respectful citizens cant even enjoy their own names without some over-paid copyright lawyer hearing the crinkling of his clients not-so-hard earned money.

  2. And the winner is.. by xchino · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's obvious Bill Wyman is going to win this case.

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  3. whew... by digidave · · Score: 5, Funny

    I lucked out. Imagine my last name was McDonald? I wouldn't be able to refer to anything in the possessive!

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  4. I heard... by ambisinistral · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keith Richard sends out Cease and Desist notices to cadavars because folks confuse them for him.

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    1. Re:I heard... by comic-not · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't those be called "Cease & Decease" letters?

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  5. His parents ruthlessly and with malice ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    aforethought named him Bill Wyman, recognizing that it would be a vaguely semi-cool bassist sort of a name, though they knew at birth that their son was not genetically predisposed to be musically inclined (other then writing about it), and fully realizing that this would impair and confuse the reputation of a future musician who would be adopt the name as his own years after their son had been born.

    Is that an accurate description?

  6. Are you trying to tell us... by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    that the lawyers are also named Bill Wyman?

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    1. Re: Are you trying to tell us... by IPFreely · · Score: 5, Funny
      Are you trying to tell us...that the lawyers are also named Bill Wyman?

      No. Bill Wyman is what all the lawyers will do.

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  7. Gah, I'm in Trouble by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Last name?

    Nielsen.

    Mental note. Rate nothing. Ever. /runs and turns off Slashdot modding powers.

  8. Office Space? by Student_Tech · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does anybody remember Michael Bolton in Office Space? About how he was perfectly happy until "that no-talent-ass-clown" become popular when, the guy you follow in OS, was 12? This kinda reminds me of that. Semi-normal person getting confused with a celebrity.
    From imdb.com:
    Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks.


  9. Uzi Nissan... getting it from both ends. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's one thing when Nissan sues you, yeah, I could deal with that. What are they going to do, run me over with a Nissan?

    But when the Uzi people finally get wind of this fellow, you can bet he'll change his tune.

    It's just not wise to argue with Israelis armed with machine guns with a beef over territory or ownership rights. ;)

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  10. Re:Read the article by Skjellifetti · · Score: 5, Funny

    The musical Wyman wants the columnist wyman to put a discalimer on everything he writes that he is in fact NOT the musical Wyman!

    Sounds reasonable... Provided, of course, that every time Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones plays, he should be required to add a disclaimer that he is not Bill Wyman the journalist.

  11. Re:Suit is going the wrong way by PaxTech · · Score: 5, Funny
    Both the Screen Actors Guild (North America) [sag.org] and Equity (UK) [equity.org.uk] require that names of performers are unique.

    Sounds like their database administrator shouldn't have used performer_name as the primary key.

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  12. Re:What do you call a bleeding lawyer in a shark t by Cadre · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately the sharks will just leave the lawyer alone. It's professional courtesy.

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  13. In other news.... by dh003i · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, McDonnell, world-renowned maker of fighter jets including the F-15, has decided to sue McDonalds, world-renown maker of fried heart-attack hamburgers.

    McDonnell is apparently worried that the US Government, intending to go to McDonnell.com and buy an airplane, will instead go to McDonalds.com and buy a Happy Meal.

    "Naturally," a McDonnell representative said, "We don't want McDonalds taking advantage of our good name and making 15 million dollars on a Happy Meal because the US Government got confused."

    McDonald's has filed counter-suite, claiming that a family wanting to buy a happy-meal for $4.50 will become confused, walk into McDonnell Corp and buy a F-15 for $4.5 Million.

    "Obviously," a McDonald's spokesperson said, "there is a great potential for consumer-confusion here. We just want to make sure that consumers intending to buy a Happy Meal will buy a Happy Meal and not an air-plane."