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Helping Your Ex-Employer?

ali_bubba asks: "A funny thing happened to me today, I have beeb unemployed for over 5 months, and all of a sudden my ex-Boss calls me and demands (well, it sounded like a demand) that I help her out, because her entire corporate LAN was down. Naturally, she knows that I'm kind person, but boy what attitude, so I did help her save the day. She did not even bother calling me back to thank me, (like if you get slapped, turn the other cheek, as Jesus once said) Has anyone else had this happen to them before? What actions did you take?" While I can understand that some people in this situation may harbor some ill will if place in this situation, it may behoove you to see this as an opportunity, and at the very least, an opportunity to make a little money off of your old company. It doesn't pay to burn bridges, especially if they need something that you can provide. For those who have been in this situation, how did you handle it? For others, if you were offered work from your old job, would you do it, and under what conditions would your perform said work?

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  1. Happened to me too by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Woke up one morning to an email from a former boss wanting "information about the current SCADA applications" at a place I worked for while under his employ.
    That was pretty bad.
    Then he said, "Sorry for sending it to you so early in the morning, I need it for a lunch meeting".
    It was actually a sales pitch at lunch.
    I was pissed, but that didn't set me off.
    He sent the email with a HIGH PRIORITY MS Outlook flag, so it had a red ! in my Inbox. !!!!
    I debated sending a nasty flaming message regarding compensation for my time, etc.
    Then I looked at my clock. 1PM.. Oops. Woke up too late to help you pal.

  2. Re:Simple solution... by axxackall · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you had a problem to find a job all that time - take a payment for all 5 months you've been laid off. At least begin your negotiation from that point.

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    Less is more !
  3. The old joke by ACNeal · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is like the old joke about the doctor and lawyer playing golf. Another golfer runs up and asks the doctor some medical question. The doctor gives some advice and the man runs off. The doctor asks the lawyer if he ever has similar problems. The lawyer responds, "Not so much anymore. I used to have people asking for free legal advice all the time, then I started sending them bills. They don't ask me for advice so much anymore." The doctor responded that he'd have to start doing that also. A week later the doctor got a bill in the mail from the lawyer for services rendered.

    You might not expect (i.e. probably can't force them) to get paid, but it does send the message that you are willing to help in the future, but you aren't going to do for free anymore.

  4. Similar situation by chaidawg · · Score: 5, Funny

    My ex-girlfriend called me up a couple of nights ago because she needed my talents to work on her setup. I used to get paid for this sort of thing (dinner, massage, her talents on my setup). Should I charge her for that night, or do I have no expectation of compensation?

  5. Jesus Saves by horati0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    [...]like if you get slapped, turn the other cheek, as Jesus once said...[...]

    Yeah, but Jesus never had to fix a LAN.

    Boss: "My Lord, could you get our 250-node token ring VAX LAN back online? You'll need to check every inch of the coax cable, duct-taping nicked insulation as needed."
    Jesus: "Fuck that!"

    waiting to get smited,
    horati0

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  6. Re:whos bitch are you? by archeopterix · · Score: 5, Funny
    Listen, just because the entire world of 6 billion people is motivated by money, it doesn't mean that the few thousand of us here at Slashdot have to be as well.
    When we're all dead, people will remember us for the kind deeds we did while we were walking the streets and talking the talk. The little league team you coached, volunteering at a Mormon church, and all those bake sales for the PTA will be what you were best known for. Contract #189533 for $1,730.39 will not be relevant and no one will care how much money you made.
    Go give blowjobs to the homeless. They will remember you for that.
  7. invoice by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Basic case handling fee: $500,00
    Case study: $280
    Rapid deployment fee: $843,00 ...

    The look on your boss's face when she gets the bill: Priceless.

  8. Go to work naked carrying a gas can by gelfling · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what I'd do. Walk in buck naked with a Zippo in one hand and a 5 gallon Jerry can in the other and screaming that you're gonna fix their tech support problem once and for fucking all.