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Helping Your Ex-Employer?
ali_bubba asks: "A funny thing happened to me today, I have beeb unemployed for over 5 months, and all of a sudden my ex-Boss calls me and demands (well, it sounded like a demand) that I help her out, because her entire corporate LAN was down. Naturally, she knows that I'm kind person, but boy what attitude, so I did help her save the day. She did not even bother calling me back to thank me, (like if you get slapped, turn the other cheek, as Jesus once said) Has anyone else had this happen to them before? What actions did you take?" While I can understand that some people in this situation may harbor some ill will if place in this situation, it may behoove you to see this as an opportunity, and at the very least, an opportunity to make a little money off of your old company. It doesn't pay to burn bridges, especially if they need something that you can provide. For those who have been in this situation, how did you handle it? For others, if you were offered work from your old job, would you do it, and under what conditions would your perform said work?
Here is the article to troll! Dumbass
This is pathetic (Score:0)
by gnillort (myslashdotemailaccount@yahoo.com) on Sat urday November 16, @10:54AM (#4685513)
(User #617577 Info | Last Journal: Wednesday October 23, @07:53PM) Rather than get rid of the influence of Vlad crapflooding and the cabal/AVT/CUNT/CLIT/Klerck crapflooding, yo [slashdot.org]u fata sses sit here. I have a perfectly good alternative [ezboard.com] all set up. Why not give it a try? [ Reply to This | Parent ] YOOOOU ARE TEH GAY! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @10:42AM (#4685454) In A.D. 2002
Faggotry was beginning.
AV3: What happen?
Phone Boy 1: Somebody pump us up the butt
Phone Boy 2: We get no lubricant
AV3: What!
Phone Boy 2: Main cock turn hard
AV3: It's You!!
Vlad: How are you fagmasters!!
Vlad: All your females are belong to us
Vlad: You are on the way to death by aids
AV3: What you say!!
Vlad: You have no chance to survive smoke your pole
Vlad: HA HA HA HA....
AV3: Take off every 'cockring'
AV3: You know what you doing
AV3: Move 'jizcatcher'
AV3: For great justice
[ Reply to This | Parent ] January 1st, 2003: daily countdown. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @07:01AM (#4684935) The countdown: 45 days [ Reply to This | Parent ] trolltalk srings to life! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @06:49AM (#4684907) who on earth could have brought such a sudden tidal-wave of vitality back to this cruddy excuse for a secret sid? why, momochrome of course! only his brilliance could possibly have re-invigorated such a sad state of degeneracy and breathed new life back into this feeble excuse for a troll collective.
All hail momochrome! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:trolltalk srings to life! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @06:59AM (#4684931) Also, the "tidal-wave of vitality" had been ongoing for quite some time before Mr. Momochrome became overcome with jealousy that people were talking about someone other than him and thus decided to throw his hat into the ring. He's nothing. A washed-up has-been. Nowadays, who even remembers who Momochrome was? I sure don't fucking remember, and I've been into the Slashdor troll-scene hardcore since before the scene existed. Momochrome was a one-line footnote on page 4,275 of the history of trolling, and most people didn't even bother to read that page, let alone the footnotes.
Momochrome who?? Doesn't ring a bell. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:trolltalk srings to life! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @07:06AM (#4684944) apologies
Apology \A*pol"o*gy\, n.; pl. Apologies. [L. apologia, Gr. ?; ?
from + ?: cf. F. apologie. See Apologetic.] 1. Something said or written in
defense or justification of what appears to others wrong, or of what may be
liable to disapprobation; justification; as, Tertullian's Apology for
Christianity.
It is not my intention to make an apology for my poem; some
will think it needs no excuse, and others will receive none. --Dryden.
2.
An acknowledgment intended as an atonement for some improper or injurious remark
or act; an admission to another of a wrong or discourtesy done him, accompanied
by an expression of regret.
3. Anything provided as a substitute; a
makeshift.
He goes to work devising apologies for window curtains.
--Dickens.
Syn: Excuse.
Usage: An apology, in the original sense
of the word, was a pleading off from some charge or imputation, by explaining
and defending one's principles or conduct. It therefore amounted to a
vindication. One who offers an apology, admits himself to have been, at least
apparently, in the wrong, but brings forward some palliating circumstance, or
tenders a frank acknowledgment, by way of reparation. We make an apology for
some breach of propriety or decorum (like rude expressions, unbecoming conduct,
etc.), or some deficiency in what might be reasonably expected. We offer an
excuse when we have been guilty of some breach or neglect of duty; and we do it
by way of extenuating our fault, and with a view to be forgiven. When an excuse
has been accepted, an apology may still, in some cases, be necessary or
appropriate. ``An excuse is not grounded on the claim of innocence, but is
rather an appeal for favor resting on some collateral circumstance. An apology
mostly respects the conduct of individuals toward each other as equals; it is a
voluntary act produced by feelings of decorum, or a desire for the good opinion
of others.'' --Crabb.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] You idiot. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @06:56AM (#4684925) Momochrome is nothing. Trollaxor is a 5000% better troller than Momochrome is, 300% more intelligent, 1000% more creative, at least 35% more handsome, and he has sex nearly three times as often. Momochrome isn't the king of Trolltalk and never was; the king of Trolltalk has always been Mr. Trollaxor. Other trolls have come and other trolls have gone, but Trollaxor has been running this show this entire time. Idiots. Don't you know who your leader is? You will soon. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks romance. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:38AM (#4684788) TROLLTALK PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENTS
YOUR LOVE CONNECTION FOR THE TROLLER SCENE
Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks seeks friendship, pen-pals, romance, and marriage. Very attractive [att.net]. Into BSDM / watersports / felching. Passions include Socialism, anal sex, and protesting (anything!). I am an excellent Slashdot troller. I've been a writer for reputable and unbiased news-journals such as Indymedia.org, Adequacy.org, and my new weblog, IniquityDaily.com! If you care about any of these things, or if you'd just like to listen to me tell you all about my life for hours on end, or even if you'd just like to get together for some buttfucking, I'd like to hear from you! Male or female, young or old... I can't afford to be picky! (No further inquiries from Scott Lockwood will be accepted, though.)
Write to:
Esther Sassaman
2776 Hampshire Blvd #B1
Cleveland Heights, OH 44106.
Or e-mail me [mailto]. Or call me at (216) 321-3546. I don't get many phone calls, and the last person who called me hung up on me and it made me sad. Hope to hear from you soon!
Love,
Perdida
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @10:19AM (#4685368) What are you trying to accomplish by that? Do you want to force her to leave k5 and change her nick? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Lame (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @11:34AM (#4685665) That would be nice, actually. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks romance. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @06:42AM (#4684900) would I ever be this bitter about perdida? only if I couldn't posess her.
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:33AM (#4684777) thank you trooltalk for making me feel "normal" again. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Generous RePOST (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:30AM (#4684771) Years ago, I won the battle of the sids, and relegated all the old-guard troll cabal to the obscurity of a clumsy mailing list. I graciously left ?sid=trolltalk to the neophytes and amateurs, as a sort of stomping ground wherein they might practice the craft. Trolltalk survives today as ?sid=20721, and the tradition had continued quite nicely until recently.
Now it appears that inter-factional rivalry is attempting to rear its ugly head. The phoneboy cabal, after such ruthless and base treatment of vlad, in a capacity quite extending beyond that which is decent, breaking the code of troll ethics, our own version of 'honor among thieves', and in fact, quite actually breaking several state and federal anti-trolling laws, have debased this once lovely stomping ground and brought their diseased and perverted notions into the fore. And now they promise to utterly dominate the underworld of our own slashdot! This cannot be allowed to happen.
With Klerck acting as regent during the Geekizoid era (and furthering the art of the troll with skill and finesse, I might add), the slashdot underground moved along nicely, with the occasional hiccough brought on by taco and his feeble anti-trolling efforts.
And so, as your rightful King, I do hereby proclaim an edict: Henceforth, anyone attached to the Phoneboy Cabal is to be considered corpus memento, and is to be treated as such with extreme prejudice.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Generous RePOST (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @11:36AM (#4685674) Anyone who believes that "honor among trolls" shit is a fucking moron. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Generous RePOST (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:35AM (#4684783) No! Go away! There is no MORMOCRORE in Trolltalk!!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks romance. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:05AM (#4684718) TROLLTALK PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENTS
YOUR LOVE CONNECTION FOR THE TROLLER SCENE
Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks seeks friendship, pen-pals, romance, and marriage. Very attractive [att.net]. Into BSDM / watersports / felching. Passions include Socialism, anal sex, and protesting (anything!). I am an excellent Slashdot troller. I've been a writer for reputable and unbiased news-journals such as Indymedia.org, Adequacy.org, and my new weblog, IniquityDaily.com! If you care about any of these things, or if you'd just like to listen to me tell you all about my life for hours on end, or even if you'd just like to get together for some buttfucking, I'd like to hear from you! Male or female, young or old... I can't afford to be picky! (No further inquiries from Scott Lockwood will be accepted, though.)
Write to:
Esther Sassaman
2776 Hampshire Blvd #B1
Cleveland Heights, OH 44106.
Or e-mail me [mailto]. Or call me at (216) 321-3546. I don't get many phone calls, and the last person who called me hung up on me and it made me sad. Hope to hear from you soon!
Love,
Perdida [ Reply to This | Parent ] A note for the anti vlad triad (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:27AM (#4684604) Please stop all this fucking klerck crapflooding. I hate it. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:A note for the anti vlad triad (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:31AM (#4684625) Idiot. Klerck is the one doing the crapflooding. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Keeping the trolling going (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:08AM (#4684557) 17 replies. Made it up to five and then back down to one.
Click here for super enjoyment [slashdot.org]. [ Reply to This | Parent ] What do you think you're doing??? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:34AM (#4684641) You can't talk about trolling in here; this is Trolltalk!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Keeping the trolling going (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:26AM (#4684598) this would have been excellent as a troll were it not for the little details. like the inherent truth to what you are saying. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Keeping the trolling going (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:29AM (#4684617) Trolling with truth. Tyr it sometime. Most of the replies were inflamed unix hippies. Setting their fucking hippy beards on fire. Trying to prove that Unix is the most stable OS evar. Evar. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Keeping the trolling going (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:42AM (#4684664) that is the simplest form of the troll, almost sub-par. that you got so many bites is merely endemic of 1) the ease of the sendup and B) the lack of real trolling on slashdot these days. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Adequacy reborn? What the fuck? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:05AM (#4684548) What the bloody hell is this?? [iniquitydaily.com] It looks vary lame, whatever it is.
Post 800, by the way. Claimed by teh New True Troll High Council. [ Reply to This | Parent ] pathetic (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @03:17AM (#4684451) all this drama in trolltalk, and not a god damned troll in the regular story threads. wtf? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:pathetic (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @03:32AM (#4684486)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @01:59AM (#4684191) From: #adequacy, 2002.10.1
[perdida] hey guys! look at the 1337 troll i did: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/10/1/21188/771
[perdida] [perdida] jumps up and down, her mammaries flapping thunderously.
[seventypercent] awesome, perdida! that took some cunning!
[perdida] yayyy! LOOK IT GOT *EIGHT* REPLIES!!!
[shoeboy] WOW perdida, that is SO COOL! i really love you perdida! will you please take my virginity?!
[perdida] shoeboy: i am a lesbian and i thought you were having sex with chloedancer.
[shoeboy] that's just the name i gave to my right han... oh, uh... yeah... you are REALLY COOL perdida!
[seventypercent] you guys tell me what you think of this troll: see, i pretend to be a RIGHT WING MANIAC! and i spout all sorts of RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA about stuff that has NO POLITICAL ANGLE!! what do you think??
[shoeboy] WOW! that's why you guys are the masters. i love you guys. i am SO GLAD you let me hang around. ummm, seventypercent, can you move over just a hair so i can get my nose a little deeper into your asshole?
[vladinator] GUYS!!! SOMEBODY HAS CREATED A TOOR ACCOUNT ON MY BSD BOX!! LOLFOFLROLFGLFL! I HAVE BEEN HACKED!! REPEAT: I HAVE BEEN HACKED!!!! PLEASE ADVICE!!!! LOL!!! ROFL!!!!! LOFLGL!!!!
[shoeboy] vlad, you are SO COOL. what time will you be on the twin poles support group channel?
[vladinator] OH, HEY, SHOE. I DON'T KNOW. I'VE GOT TO NAIL THIS HACKER. HE WILL BE SORRY HE HACKED INTO MY SYSTEM! LOLFLFLFOFLELROSLFLFLDLALLLLL!
[shoeboy] WOW. MAN, VLAD YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL! WHAT MARTIAL ARTS ARE YOU GOING TO USE?
[vladinator] SHOE: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN STEEL MAGNOLIAS? THAT'S THE STYLE OF MARTIAL ARTS I PRACTICE.
[shoeboy] [shoeboy] drools.
[shoeboy] wow vlad. you are SO COOL. i can just imagine your rippling muscles and bulging, hairy chest! YOU are the kind of man i want to be when i grow up!
[vladinator] ROFLLFOGOGLFOWSLDFLFLFLFLOLOLOL!!!!!
[perdida] come on guys, you aren't paying attention to me! did i tell you about my new troll on kuro5hin?
[shoeboy] oh yeah, perdida. that was SO COOL.
[seventypercent] oh yeah, that reminds me! you guys tell me what you think of this troll: see, i pretend to be a RIGHT WING MANIAC! and i spout all sorts of RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA about stuff that has NO POLITICAL ANGLE!! what do you think??
[shoeboy] [shoeboy] sneezes.
[seventypercent] whoaaaa! better warn before you do that, shoe!
[shoeboy] i'm SO SORRY seventy. PLEASE DON'T KICK ME OUT OF YOUR ELITE CLIQUE! i promise to suck you off again tonight!
[seventypercent] [seventypercent] chuckles...
[seventypercent] that's my little bitch.
[shoeboy] hey guys, where's bc? HE IS SO FUCKING COOL!
[vladinator] OH, I THINK HE GOT THROWN IN JAIL FOR RUNNING OVER AN OLD LADY WHILE HE WAS DRUNK! LOFOFOFOFLFLFOFLFOFLFOFLFOFLFOFL!!!!
[vladinator] HEY GUYS!!!! WHAT DOES "RM -RF
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:VLADEQUACY: LAMER THAN EVAR (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @02:48AM (#4684357) [11:57] edgemaster# wc -l patch
[11:57] 435 patch
[11:57] Nugget: ha ha, I have yet another freebsd patch
[12:04] yay for drdink
[12:04] * Octal has quit IRC (Client exited)
[12:05] www.zombie.org/watchdog.diff
[12:06] * Octal (~brian@128.101.0.0) has joined #slashdot
[12:06] * ChanServ sets mode +o Octal
[12:06] hmm
[12:07] it is missing a file
[12:07] drdink: cat
[12:07]
[12:07] You're a fucking comedian.
[12:08] where comedian means lame
[12:08] haha, now youre the comedians
[12:08] there
[12:08] missing file is there now
[12:09] * sporty (~sporty@cloaked.nyc1.dsl.speakeasy.net) has joined #slashdot
[12:09] drdink: plain magic?
[12:09] oops
[12:09] * drdink takes out the part that says 'smbd', where he borrowed his rcng script from
[12:15] hmm
[12:16] why did kirk bother to ask for a visual if the monitor is facing the oppocite direction as him?
[ Reply to This | Parent ] IMPORTANT ELECTION NEWS (Score:1)
by gbwd on Saturday November 16, @01:16AM (#4684037)
(User #626693 Info) It turns out that mr. Mratislav Nikolavic did not make the surprising win in the Presidential elections he thought he did. I recently appealed my case to the Troll Supreme Court, and they ordered a recount from the Florida trolls. Y'see, down in Florida they use a system where there are a series of punch holes in the ballot, and the voter sticks his willy through the hole he wants to vote for in order to punch out the "chad". Unfortunately, it appears some [slashdot.org] troll [slashdot.org]'s penises are too small to punch the chads out all the way, which confangled the fancy votin' machines and made it think people was a-votin' for that Serbian gentleman when they meant to vote for me.
SO anyways, to make the long story short, I, George Beauregard Washington Donnely (call me "W" for short
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:IMPORTANT ELECTION NEWS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:37AM (#4684646) Scott Lockwood is a fucking pussy faggot longshoreman babysitter. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:IMPORTANT ELECTION NEWS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:25AM (#4684591) This method of voting automatically ensures that women are not allowed to vote -- excellent. Women's suffrage has ruined politics and turned it into a meaningless battle between competing hairdressers, and tailors. Bah. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:IMPORTANT ELECTION NEWS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @01:20AM (#4684052) apologies
Apology \A*pol"o*gy\, n.; pl. Apologies. [L. apologia, Gr. ?; ? from + ?: cf. F. apologie. See Apologetic.] 1. Something said or written in defense or justification of what appears to others wrong, or of what may be liable to disapprobation; justification; as, Tertullian's Apology for Christianity.
It is not my intention to make an apology for my poem; some will think it needs no excuse, and others will receive none. --Dryden.
2. An acknowledgment intended as an atonement for some improper or injurious remark or act; an admission to another of a wrong or discourtesy done him, accompanied by an expression of regret.
3. Anything provided as a substitute; a makeshift.
He goes to work devising apologies for window curtains. --Dickens.
Syn: Excuse.
Usage: An apology, in the original sense of the word, was a pleading off from some charge or imputation, by explaining and defending one's principles or conduct. It therefore amounted to a vindication. One who offers an apology, admits himself to have been, at least apparently, in the wrong, but brings forward some palliating circumstance, or tenders a frank acknowledgment, by way of reparation. We make an apology for some breach of propriety or decorum (like rude expressions, unbecoming conduct, etc.), or some deficiency in what might be reasonably expected. We offer an excuse when we have been guilty of some breach or neglect of duty; and we do it by way of extenuating our fault, and with a view to be forgiven. When an excuse has been accepted, an apology may still, in some cases, be necessary or appropriate. ``An excuse is not grounded on the claim of innocence, but is rather an appeal for favor resting on some collateral circumstance. An apology mostly respects the conduct of individuals toward each other as equals; it is a voluntary act produced by feelings of decorum, or a desire for the good opinion of others.'' --Crabb.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Post #800. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @12:15AM (#4683807) Ate-Hundirt. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Anyone ever notice? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @12:12AM (#4683801) Scott Lockwood is our perfect little Schadenfreude.
- just an observer [ Reply to This | Parent ] ALL WE ARE SAAAAAYING IS GIVE PEACE A CHAAANCE! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:37PM (#4683602) In A.D. 2002 Faggotry was beginning. AV3: What happen ? Phone Boy 1: Somebody pump us up the butt Phone Boy 2: We get no lubricant AV3: What ! Phone Boy 2: Main cock turn hard AV3: It's You !! Vlad: How are you fagmasters !! Vlad: All your females are belong to us Vlad: You are on the way to death by aids AV3: What you say !! Vlad: You have no chance to survive smoke your poleVlad: HA HA HA HA
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:ALL WE ARE SAAAAAYING IS GIVE PEACE A CHAAANCE! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @12:08AM (#4683786) A.D. 2003: ???
A.D. 2004: Profit! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:ALL WE ARE SAAAAAYING IS GIVE PEACE A CHAAANCE! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:43PM (#4683646) Non-impressive. [ Reply to This | Parent ] ATTN: TROLLTALK. Want phone sex? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:34PM (#4683580) I'm a hot Jewish geek-grrl, a political leftist, and a troll. And I'm lonely. Call (216) 321-3546 and I'll tell you what I'm wearing. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:ATTN: TROLLTALK. Want phone sex? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @12:10AM (#4683792) Hello. You sound hot. Are you hot? Or not? [ Reply to This | Parent ] THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:25PM (#4683512) In A.D. 2002
Faggotry was beginning.
AV3: What happen ?
Phone Boy 1: Somebody pump us up the butt
Phone Boy 2: We get no lubricant
AV3: What !
Phone Boy 2: Main cock turn hard
AV3: It's You !!
Vlad: How are you fagmasters !!
Vlad: All your females are belong to us
Vlad: You are on the way to death by aids
AV3: What you say !!
Vlad: You have no chance to survive smoke your pole
Vlad: HA HA HA HA
AV3: Take off every 'cockring'
AV3: You know what you doing
AV3: Move 'jizcatcher'
AV3: For great justice
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:39AM (#4684655) AV4: ???
AV5: Profit! [ Reply to This | Parent ] TEH VLADEQUACY MUST BE PURGED (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:21PM (#4683479) WILLIAM SCOTT LOCKWOOD III ANATOMY OF AN ASSHOLE
And you thought this was just going to be another goats.cx [forkbomb.net] link. Close. During this bloody war with Mr. Lockwood, several interested lookers-on have commented, "Yeah, Vlad is a fat, disgusting piece of shit, but why do you hate him that much?? Do you berate your own feces before you flush it??" This is a question which must be answered. Here, I will present to you just a few reasons for despising William Scott Lockwood III. Read these with an open mind and an eye toward moral clarity and I am certain you will reach the same conclusion that I and others have: Lardinator Has To Go.
This is the face of a child-molestor. [forkbomb.net] It is no coincidence that Lockwood 3's children live all the way on the other side of the country. His wife at the time (just one in a continuous stream of buffalo), could not get her brood far enough away from the cold clammy probing fingers of Lardinator. And knowing what a low-life piece of white-trash her ex-husband is, she knew that Lardo would not spring for so much as a ride in a 67 Mercury Comet to "see" his hell-spawn. Child molestors are generally sexually abused in their own youth. Take a long look at the tortured echos of a deprived childhood. [forkbomb.net]
Crapflooder Extraordinaire [geekizoid.com] (note: I know these are some big words, Scottie. Don't worry your little head about it. Just rest assured you are being exposed for the worthless fuck you are). William Scott Lockwood III used his third-rate troll site Geekizoid [olsentwins.com] to encourage the crap-flooding and general assault of websites he deemed inappropriate. This included a tech site oriented toward females, an animal rights site, child abuse sites (see above paragraph for why Scotty found that one inappropriate), a site aimed at giving advice to troubled teens and various other sites where people generally minded their own business, blissfully unaware of the stinking mound of manure who had eyed them for destruction only to sate his own appetite for power. When the admin of one of those sites (yeah, it was mine) decided to give little Pecker-head a taste of his own shit, it was suddenly a bad thing! Why, he was going to involve the law! He was sending his server logs to EVERYONE in order to figure out who was spanking his little butt good (he never did).
Idiot Supreme. [geekizoid.com] Yep, you read that right, folks. Fatty can't even read his own server logs! And he wants YOU to buy a scoop "server" from him!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We can see from this old post [rockynewsgroup.org] that Fatty dropped out of high-school. That would explain quite a bit.
Hypocrite Extreme. [zbh.com] Mr. Lardinator has a nasty habit of complaining to those who run message boards. He constantly accused Rob Malda of being a hypocrite (a word Mr. Lardinator can't even spell properly). He has also complained incessantly about K5's Rusty and others. Of course, you now know from the Crapflooding paragraph, that Mr. Lardinator is the biggest (in more ways than one) H Y P O C R I T E of them all.
Well, that's it for now. I can and will post more later, but I will let you digest this in pieces. And please, join the crusade. It is the only way.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:TEH VLADEQUACY MUST BE PURGED (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @01:27AM (#4684085) Entry: egregious
Function: adjective
Definition: very bad
Synonyms: arrant, atrocious, capital, deplorable, extreme, flagrant, glaring, grievous, gross, heinous, infamous, insufferable, intolerable, monstrous, nefarious, notorious, outrageous, outright, preposterous, rank, scandalous, shocking, stark
Antonyms: minor, trivial, petty, little, slight, measly
Concept: immorality
Source: Roget's Interactive Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.0)
Copyright © 2002 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
Entry: extreme
Function: adjective
Definition: unreasonable
Synonyms: absolute, desperate, dire, downright, drastic, egregious, exaggerated, exceptional, excessive, extraordinary, extravagant, fabulous, fanatical, flagrant, gross, harsh, immoderate, improper, imprudent, inordinate, intemperate, irrational, nonsensical, out-and-out, outrageous, overkill, preposterous, rabid, radical, remarkable, rigid, severe, sheer, stern, strict, thorough, unbending, uncommon, uncompromising, unconventional, unreasonable, unseemly, unusual, utter, zealous
Antonyms: conventional, normal, moderate, ordinary
Concept: abnormality
Source: Roget's Interactive Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.0)
Copyright © 2002 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
Entry: flagrant
Function: adjective
Definition: flaunting
Synonyms: arrant, atrocious, awful, bare-faced, blatant, bold, brazen, capital, conspicuous, crying, disgraceful, dreadful, egregious, enormous, flagitous, flaming, flashy, glaring, grody, gross, hanging out, heinous, hot shot, immodest, infamous, noticeable, notorious, obvious, open, ostentatious, out-and-out, outrageous, rank, scandalous, shameful, shameless, shocking, striking, undisguised, wicked, without shame
Concept: immorality
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Entry: foul
Function: adjective
Definition: disgusting
Synonyms: abhorrent, abominable, barn, base, contaminated, despicable, detestable, dirty, disgraceful, dishonorable, egregious, fetid, filthy, hateful, heinous, horrid, icky, impure, infamous, iniquitous, loathsome, malodorous, mucky, nasty, nasty, nauseating, nefarious, noisome, notorious, offensive, offensive, pigpen, polluted, putrid, rank, raunchy, repellent, repulsive, revolting, rotten, scandalous, shameful, squalid, stable, stinking, stinking, sullied, tainted, unclean, vicious, vile, wicked, yecchy, yucky
Concept: dirtiness
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Entry: glaring
Function: adjective
Definition: obvious
Synonyms: audacious, blatant, capital, conspicuous, crying, egregious, evident, excessive, extreme, flagrant, gross, inordinate, manifest, noticeable, obtrusive, open, outrageous, outstanding, overt, patent, protrusive, rank, unconcealed, visible
Concept: extent (great)
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Entry: great
Function: adjective
Definition: excellent
Synonyms: able, absolute, aces, adept, admirable, adroit, bad, best, brutal, cold, complete, consummate, crack, downright, dynamite, egregious, exceptional, expert, fab, fantastic, fine, first-rate, good, heavy, hellacious, marvellous, masterly, mostest, number one, out-and-out, perfect, positive, proficient, skilled, skillful, super dupe, surpassing, terrific, total, tough, transcendant, tremendous, unmitigated, unqualified, utter, wonderful, zero cool
Concept: superiority
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Entry: grievous
Function: adjective
Definition: painful
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:TEH VLADEQUACY MUST BE PURGED (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:30PM (#4683547) Um, that old post says he quit school, got his GED and went to college... How is that a bad thing? [ Reply to This | Parent ] THE TRUTH REVEALED (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:18PM (#4683466) In A.D. 2002
Faggotry was beginning.
AV3: What happen ?
Phone Boy 1: Somebody pump us up the butt
Phone Boy 2: We get no lubricant
AV3: What !
Phone Boy 2: Main cock turn hard
AV3: It's You !!
Vlad: How are you fagmasters !!
Vlad: All your females are belong to us
Vlad: You are on the way to death by aids
AV3: What you say !!
Vlad: You have no chance to survive smoke your pole
Vlad: HA HA HA HA
AV3: Take off every 'cockring'
AV3: You know what you doing
AV3: Move 'jizcatcher'
AV3: For great justice
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Okay, Mr. Lockwood. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:32PM (#4683563) You really do have your heart set on fucking things up for yourself, don't you? We have the writing analysis scripts that can tell us exactly who posted any message. This is going to be your vary last warning. You get to choose the path that your life takes from here on out. It's up to you now. The ball's in your court. Post one more message, and the entire deal is off. Go ahead. We were almost certain that you'd never be able to stick to any agreement, because you are not a man of honor, but we wanted to give you a chance, so that when you fucked things up for yourself it wouldn't be anybody's fault but your own.
Go ahead. I'm waiting. Tell Mr. Corrigan we said hello, also. Unmask gave a 96% probability of him being a match on a comment that was posted here earlier. Nice try, though. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Okay, AV3, OSM, Craig and Trollaxor. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:43PM (#4683650) Let's call a spade a spade. You're not keeping up with your end of the bargan. The police will be called at the next phone call. Using a cloned cell will only make them look for you harder. You want to play the fucking game? Let's play. YOU broke the agreement not Scott. He's sitting right here next to me, with his fists clenched, wanting very badly to respond to this in person but he won't - because HE DID keep his word. You did not. How so?
Specifically:
The individuals who spoke to Mr. Lockwood on the telephone on Nov 4 2002 at approximately 2355, shall, of their own free will:
3. Notify other affiliated parties who have grudges against Mr. Lockwood and compel them to comply with this agreement as well.
End of the fucking message.
-- Dave [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Okay, AV3, OSM, Craig and Trollaxor. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @12:07AM (#4683782) 4. ???
5. Profit! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Bullshit. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @12:06AM (#4683777) Yawn. Not buying it, "Dave". I can't tell you how we know, but we know. We have independent confirmation on a lot of your recent goings-on. We can't compromise our sources, but we do have them. And we did notify all affiliated parties, and they were in agreement. Sorry if a few random posts by a few random nobodies with no connection to us caused you to make the decision to abandon the entire agreement and make things considerably worse for yourself.
I can guarantee you that you won't see another message about yourself if you can restrain yourself from loading Trolltalk. You're loading Trolltalk of your own free will. There was damn near no mention of you here for a week and a half until you decided to start posting again and ruin everything for yourself. You're talking really big when you don't even know who we are.
I said everything I had to say in my last comment in your Pinkerton Floyd sid, which you obviously didn't think it would be worth your time to read. Go read it. I'm not going to dignify any more of your messages with a response.
There's still time to compromise on this. Here are some new terms, take them or leave them, no negotation:
You stay off of Slashdot. That means Scott, "Dave", etc, or anyone in the entire damn household. We will run writing analysis scripts to check. Don't even read it. Don't even load the front page. Don't even visit Trolltalk. Don't even resolve the IP address. Stay off of Slashdot. And we'll never mention you again. We'll forget you exist. We can't control the actions of anyone else, but I imagine most everyone else will forget about you also if you stop intruding where you aren't wanted.
Just go away. Things were peaceful for everybody here for a week and a half until you started posting on Trolltalk again. You fucked it up. If you want it un-fucked, go away.
Do you think I'm joking? Do I sound like I'm joking? You've consistently lied, cheated, and bullshitted your way through life, Scott. Is it even in your capacity to be honest? I doubt it.
'nuff said. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Bullshit. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @10:29AM (#4685397) You're the ones who need to do a reality check here. You're not complying with the agreement. The Agreement states that you would control all posting. The "thing" that started all of this was the announcement of the deal here in trolltalk.
It's up to YOU to keep the deal. The deal says NOTHING about anyone in the household reading trolltalk. There will be NO new deal without voice contact from a REGULAR phone during normal hours. HOLD UP YOUR END, because we already ARE holding up ours.
I don't know, and don't care WHAT someone else has told you, we've shot straight with you from the word go.
You have the nerve to commit a felony harrassing my family (yes, Scott and I are related) and then question his honnesty? You must have balls the size of grapefruit.
We warned that if the calls resume, the OTHER promise you were given (that you would be hunted down by the law) will become a reality. The taps are in place. Fuck with us one more time, and there won't be a peaceful solution.
-- Dave [ Reply to This | Parent ] TEH VLADEQUACY MUST BE PURGED (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:11PM (#4683437)
It is time to set the record straight regarding the situation with respect to Vladinator/JCB/Reza/Lonesome Cowboy Burt/Whatever other aliases he may be using. The situation has been confused due to the recent world-wide influx of Vlad-haters, helper-cells, interested third parties and the occasional Vlad sympathizer [kuro5hin.org].
Let us start with a basic tenet of the Association of Anti-Vlad Avengers: There is no difference between William Scott Lockwood III and those who aid him, give him comfort, and/or use him as a substandard, "Always Save" hosting solution. Though we may have no direct quarrel with you, Mr. "Trollaxor", you appear to be friendly with Mr. Lockwood and - by your own admission - are using him as a substandard "Always Save" hosting solution. Consider the fact that if you were using a respectable host for your web site, you would not be having the difficulties you are having now. Also, with this attempt at ferreting out information for Mr. Lockwood, you are aiding and abetting our sworn enemy and have aligned yourself in direct oposition to a powerful internet force (that is, the AAA and its splinter groups).
This brings us to a primary characteristic of the AAA which has been detailed elsewhere, but which I will repeat here in interest of completeness: no single cell, as an entity, is aware of the members of any other cell. The structure of our association works as follows. Each cell is composed of no more and no less than three members who all reside in a roughly similar geographic area. One of the three members is designated as a messenger. This messenger is the only member in contact with a messenger from exactly two other cells. In this way, the members of each cell remain anonymous to the members of any other cell. If a messenger has been compromised, the corresponding cell is responsible for "cleansing" that messenger and replacing him or her with a new messenger. Such a cell will remain on probation - meaning they will only be allowed contact with a single other cell - until such time as the new messenger has been operating for no less than six months.
Our activities are clandestine and even if another cell wanted to share the information you request, it would not be able to because it would not be privy to said information.
As you can see the AAA, though very loosely connected, operates in a highly efficient manner and is deadly serious about the stated goals of the organization: namely, the complete, unconditional eradication of Vladinator, in any and all forms, from the internet.
We have been following the current situation with Vladinator's hosting service quite closely and we estimate the damages to be severe at this point. However, we cannot agree to end our champaign any sooner than already decided upon. We may have shown mercy in this, our second major attack, if Mr. Lockwood had shown the proper degree of humility at our hands. Instead, Mr. Lockwood responded with his usual barrage of lies [kuro5hin.org] and vitriol [kuro5hin.org]. For this reason, and the fact that we are otherwise bored, we have extended the length of this attack. We realize that Mr. Lockwood's hosting company will try various tricks to deflect our attack, things such as firewalls and IP banning. Eventually, they will succeed in eliminating the current attack at which point we will rest for a period of not less than seven days prior to initiating another attack.
We predict that the end of this second wave will result in another round of cockiness from Mr. Lockwood, given the highly reactionary character that he is. The next attack, which will be the "third wave", will be far more subtle than the current attack and will undoubtedly shake Mr. Lockwood's faith in his current alliances and dealings. This cycle of attack/end attack/Lockwood gets
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:TEH VLADEQUACY MUST BE PURGED (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @01:25AM (#4684076) egregious
\E*gre"gious\ (?; 277), a. [L. egregius; lit., separated or chosen from the herd, i. e., distinguished, excellent; e out + grex, gregis, herd. See Gregarious.] Surpassing; extraordinary; distinguished (in a bad sense); -- formerly used with words importing a good quality, but now joined with words having a bad sense; as, an egregious rascal; an egregious ass; an egregious mistake.
The egregious impudence of this fellow. --Bp. Hall.
His [Wyclif's] egregious labors are not to be neglected. --Milton.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
egregious
adj : conspicuously and outrageously bad or reprehensible; "a crying shame"; "an egregious lie"; "flagrant violation of human rights"; "a glaring error"; "gross ineptitude"; "gross injustice"; "rank treachery" [syn: crying(a), flagrant, glaring, gross, rank]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] We are most Royally Displeased! (Score:1)
by MOMOCROME on Friday November 15, @10:55PM (#4683368)
(User #207697 Info) Years ago, I won the battle of the sids, and relegated all the old-guard troll cabal to the obscurity of a clumsy mailing list. I graciously left ?sid=trolltalk to the neopphytes and amateurs, as a sort of stomping ground wherein they might practice the craft. Trolltalk survives today as ?sid=20721, and the tradition had continued quite nicely until recently.
With Klerck acting as regent during the Geekizoid era (and furthering the art of the troll with skill and finesse, I might add), the slashdot underground moved along nicely, with the occasional hiccough brought on by taco and his feeble anti-trolling efforts.
Now it appears that inter-factional rivalry is attempting to rear its ugly head. The phoneboy cabal, after such ruthless and base treatment of vlad, in a capacity quite extending beyond that which is decent, breaking the code of troll ethics, our own version of 'honor among thieves', and in fact, quite actually breaking several state and federal anti-trolling laws, have debased this once lovely stomping ground and brought their diseased and perverted notions into the fore. And now they promise to utterly dominate the underworld of our own slashdot! This cannot be allowed to happen.
And so, as your rightful King, I do hereby proclaim an edict: Henceforth, anyone attached to the Phoneboy Cabal is to be considered corpus memento, and is to be treated as such with extreme prejudice. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Troll ethics? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:40AM (#4684792) Any troller with "ethics" is no troller at all. Ethics keep a person weak and stupid. Being a troller is about being strong and powerful. You can't reach your full potential until you abandon any concept of ethics, decency, and morality. That's why we are strong, and you are weak and stupid. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Who the fuck are you? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @12:57AM (#4683977) You are not relevant. Go away. [ Reply to This | Parent ] IAWTP (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:27AM (#4684609) I Agree With This Post!
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @06:40AM (#4684892) big suprise! you agree with providing shit sucking rim jobs and his scrotal fungus, too. thanks for playing though. [ Reply to This | Parent ] GOD DAMMIT MORMOCRORE (Score:1)
by gbwd on Saturday November 16, @12:51AM (#4683956)
(User #626693 Info) I am George Beauregard Washington Donnely, President of Trolltalk, son of former President George Beauregard Donnely, and I say there is NO MORMOCRORE IN TROLLTALK. Get your ass outa here or else we'll invade your little backwater website [shits-r-us.com] and institute a regime change. The Axis of Evil will not survive in this place. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:GOD DAMMIT MORMOCRORE (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @03:08AM (#4684421) a pale imitation of the father does not a leader make, my dear little one. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:We are most Royally Displeased! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @12:47AM (#4683937) why don't you go peel out in your mustang and shut the fuck up. fat ass. [ Reply to This | Parent ] The battle for the future of trolling beings... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:14PM (#4683447) We have an exciting match for you today, ladies and gentlemen:
In the blue corner:
Has-been no-talent hacks, operating under the name Vladequacy. Those of Adequacy who didn't flee before the ship sank. Their allies, long-term Kings Of The Krapflooders and sworn enemies of Slashdot Trolling: William Scott "Pinkrectum Floyd" Lockwood III and MOMOCHROME. They've tried to destroy trolling on Slashdot for years... will they succeed?
In the red corner:
The Slashdot Trollers, the heirs of the k22320inchfan ideal, and the guardians of the future. The True Slashdot Trollers. Heirs of a great legacy that came into being nearly five years ago, and the people who have kept trolling alive through the long Dark Ages of Geekizoid and Adequacy. The best and the brightest former Adequists, who fled the ship before it sunk and now fight for justice against their former comrades who have given up on trolling by making a pact with evil itself. The best new trollers on the Slashdot scene, as well as wise old veterans who are finally taking sides in this, the final conflict.
My money is on the red corner. I'm betting that Vladequacy will be TKO'd in the third round. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:The battle for the future of trolling beings... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @01:22AM (#4684066) apologies
Apology \A*pol"o*gy\, n.; pl. Apologies. [L. apologia, Gr. ?; ? from + ?: cf. F. apologie. See Apologetic.] 1. Something said or written in defense or justification of what appears to others wrong, or of what may be liable to disapprobation; justification; as, Tertullian's Apology for Christianity.
It is not my intention to make an apology for my poem; some will think it needs no excuse, and others will receive none. --Dryden.
2. Anything provided as a substitute; a makeshift.
3. An acknowledgment intended as an atonement for some improper or injurious remark or act; an admission to another of a wrong or discourtesy done him, accompanied by an expression of regret.
He goes to work devising apologies for window curtains. --Dickens.
Syn: Excuse.
Usage: An apology, in the original sense of the word, was a pleading off from some charge or imputation, by explaining and defending one's principles or conduct. It therefore amounted to a vindication. One who offers an apology, admits himself to have been, at least apparently, in the wrong, but brings forward some palliating circumstance, or tenders a frank acknowledgment, by way of reparation. We make an apology for some breach of propriety or decorum (like rude expressions, unbecoming conduct, etc.), or some deficiency in what might be reasonably expected. We offer an excuse when we have been guilty of some breach or neglect of duty; and we do it by way of extenuating our fault, and with a view to be forgiven. When an excuse has been accepted, an apology may still, in some cases, be necessary or appropriate. ``An excuse is not grounded on the claim of innocence, but is rather an appeal for favor resting on some collateral circumstance. An apology mostly respects the conduct of individuals toward each other as equals; it is a voluntary act produced by feelings of decorum, or a desire for the good opinion of others.'' --Crabb.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] You are history, old man. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @10:58PM (#4683379) Your time is in the distant past. Nobody follows you anymore. You have no power. You have nothing. You know nothing. You ARE nothing. You aren't even a Troller. We are the Trollers. We're in charge here. Pull down your pants and bend over. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:You are history, old man. (Score:1)
by gbwd on Saturday November 16, @12:54AM (#4683960)
(User #626693 Info) None of my citizens will call themselves "Trollers". We are Trolls, plain and simple. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:You are history, old man. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @11:06PM (#4683410) s/The/Teh/gi
J00 ar3 vary g4y pls die tnx!!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Trolltalk post #777. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @10:36PM (#4683282) The number of God (who is us). [ Reply to This | Parent ] Final warning to Vladequacy. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 15, @10:28PM (#4683239) An amnesty is being extended to those with Adequacy affiliations, and others who may wish to save themselves from what is to come. You are being given one final chance to join teh winning team and avoid destruction. On January 1st, 2003, you can witness history in teh making and be forevar remembered as a part of teh greatest revolution in teh history of Trolling. Or you can be ground into dust by teh jackboot of obscurity, relegated to teh dustbins of trolling history as teh non-person has-beens you currently are.
Do you know where teh momentum lies? Do you know where teh power lies? Do you know who hold teh winning cards in his hand? It's not you. Years ago, maybe. Not anymore. You think that you are k22320inchfan. You aren't. Not anymore. Teh k22320inchfan essence was taken from you long ago. You nevar even noticed when its rightful heir walked off with it; you just slipped gradually into mediocrity and boredom. K22320inchfan is being held elsewhere, in secret, guarded by people who know how to use it. You don't have it anymore. We do. We are teh k22320inchfan, not you. We have teh power, not you. We will survive, not you.
This will be your only warning.
Join us or die. CAN you do any less?
beeb? Jesus?? BEHOOVE???
I'm fucking bored already, and this is a very weak story for Slashdot, I expect better. Fuck this place.
How in the hell is this offtopic? The man has a good point!