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Total Solar Eclipse at Ceduna, South Australia
moooooooo writes "The total Solar Eclipse on December 4 is fast approaching with Ceduna in South Australia being one of the better places to observe this rare event.
Accomodation was thought to have been booked out but a new site has been set up where you can find more information on the event. Information can be found here and accomodation info is at the bottom of the page. I heard on the radio that they will be setting up a "tent city" for those of us who want to camp out." There's a very impressive eclipse page describing the orbital conditions necessary for an eclipse and listing solar and lunar eclipses coming up.
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Guess what! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:51PM (#4687567)
(815) 727-0670
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Attention denizens of 20721: (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:40PM (#4687209)
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Trolltalk post #843 (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @03:17PM (#4686810)
Attention denizens of 20721:
The "owner" of "the new trolltalk [ezboard.com]" is a communist. Please do not post to that site. I went by to check it out, only to find that it had no more than two members, and that the most recent post had been deleted. If you fear your loss of freedom, please do not go to that site.
Thank you,
PFTROTT
(People for the Return of TrollTalk)
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Re:Trolltalk post #843 (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @03:23PM (#4686841)
Correction: The post was a crapflood. But still, watch the commies.
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in case trolltalk gets crapflooded. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @02:55PM (#4686683)
Plea for forgiveness... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @02:46PM (#4686623)
I have a problem.
I used to be a regular at geekizoid. I make no excuses -- at the time it was a fun place. People posted random thoughts... nonsense articles... flamed each other with wanton abandon. It wasn't full of stuck up dickless wonders like certain other sites. Amazing as it may sound now, this haven of juvenile fun was hosted by Vladinator, aka Scott Lockwood, aka Fat Fucking Loser.
Things changed, of course, because nothing involving a brain-dead obesity like Lockwood can remain fun for long. Sure enough, the drooling fat fool tried to make geekizoid into a more "serious" site, and offer commercial hosting to other piss-poor attempts at slash/scoop sites -- amusing to anyone familiar with the long history of hilarious incompetence shown by the band of half-wits administering his systems. It is at this point that anyone bar a few determined Lockwood mockers and his pet cock-suckers left *.geekizoid for good.
This is my problem. I was once a geekizoidian. I now hate and despise Lardinator and all those associating with him. How do I remove this taint from my soul and rejoin the troll brotherhood? Am I doomed to wander, anonymously, the wastelands of 20721, forever excluded from decent troll society?
Please help. [ezboard.com]
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!!Troll Gespräch Auswahlsterndatum JETZT (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @02:19PM (#4686455)
Collection Stardate di Trolltalk TODAY (Score:-1, Troll) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @12:02PM (# 4685796) That is pathetic (Score:0) from gnillort (myslashdotemailaccount@yahoo.com) the 16 saturday November, @10:5ÂM (# 4685513) (customer #617577 Info | last newspaper: Wednesdays October 23, @07:53PM) rather than it eliminates the infuence of Vlad that crapflooding and the cabal/AVT/CUNT/CLIT/Klerck that crapflooding, yo [ the fatasses of slashdot.org]u are based here. I have an alternative perfectly good [ ezboard.com ] all the putting to point. Why not diagli a test? [ answer to this | parent ] YOOOOU Is TEH GAY! (Score:0) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @10:4ÀM (# 4685454) in A.D. Faggotry 2002 was beginning. AV3: Which thing happens? Boy 1 Of The Telephone: Someone them pump on boy 2 of the extremity telephone: We do not obtain lubricating AV3: That what! Boy 2 Of The Telephone: Hard main turn AV3 of the tap: He is You!! Vlad: As you are fagmasters!! Vlad: All your females are belong to we Vlad: You are on the sense to the dead women from AIDS AV3: That what you say!! Vlad: You do not have probability to survive smoke your Vlad pole: IT HAS HAS HAS HAS.... AV3: It removes every AV3 ' cockring ': You know that what you that fairies AV3: It moves ' jizcatcher ' the AV3: For justice great [ answer this | parent ] to 1 January 2003: daily count down. (Score:0) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @07:01AM (# 4684935) the count down: 45 days [ answer to the srings of this trolltalk | of the parent ] to life! (Score:0) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @06:49AM (# 4684907) who on earth could carry therefore unexpected of tide-fluctuates of the vitalità of new to this justification cruddy for a sid secret? why, momochrome naturally! only its brightness could possibly king-corroborate therefore condition sad of the degeneration and to newly breathe the new life within this justification weak person for a troll collective. All hail the momochrome! [ answer to srings of this | the parent ] Re:trolltalk to life! (Score:0) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @06:59AM (# 4684931) moreover, "of tide-fluctuates of the vitalità" had been continuous for a enough sure time before that the sig. Momochrome has been sormontato with the jealousy that popolano was speaking about someone except he and decided therefore to throw its hat in the ring. It is nothing. Washed - in on-state. To the
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Plea for forgiveness... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @02:46PM (#4686623)
I have a problem.
I used to be a regular at geekizoid. I make no excuses -- at the time it was a fun place. People posted random thoughts... nonsense articles... flamed each other with wanton abandon. It wasn't full of stuck up dickless wonders like certain other sites. Amazing as it may sound now, this haven of juvenile fun was hosted by Vladinator, aka Scott Lockwood, aka Fat Fucking Loser.
Things changed, of course, because nothing involving a brain-dead obesity like Lockwood can remain fun for long. Sure enough, the drooling fat fool tried to make geekizoid into a more "serious" site, and offer commercial hosting to other piss-poor attempts at slash/scoop sites -- amusing to anyone familiar with the long history of hilarious incompetence shown by the band of half-wits administering his systems. It is at this point that anyone bar a few determined Lockwood mockers and his pet cock-suckers left *.geekizoid for good.
This is my problem. I was once a geekizoidian. I now hate and despise Lardinator and all those associating with him. How do I remove this taint from my soul and rejoin the troll brotherhood? Am I doomed to wander, anonymously, the wastelands of 20721, forever excluded from decent troll society?
Please help.
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Re:Plea for forgiveness... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @04:03PM (#4687050)
Kill yourself. It's the only solution. Now. Be sure to tell Vlad on the way out who you were.
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!!Troll Gespräch Auswahlsterndatum JETZT (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @02:19PM (#4686455)
Collection Stardate di Trolltalk TODAY (Score:-1, Troll) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @12:02PM (# 4685796) That is pathetic (Score:0) from gnillort (myslashdotemailaccount@yahoo.com) the 16 saturday November, @10:5ÂM (# 4685513) (customer #617577 Info | last newspaper: Wednesdays October 23, @07:53PM) rather than it eliminates the infuence of Vlad that crapflooding and the cabal/AVT/CUNT/CLIT/Klerck that crapflooding, yo [ the fatasses of slashdot.org]u are based here. I have an alternative perfectly good [ ezboard.com ] all the putting to point. Why not diagli a test? [ answer to this | parent ] YOOOOU Is TEH GAY! (Score:0) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @10:4ÀM (# 4685454) in A.D. Faggotry 2002 was beginning. AV3: Which thing happens? Boy 1 Of The Telephone: Someone them pump on boy 2 of the extremity telephone: We do not obtain lubricating AV3: That what! Boy 2 Of The Telephone: Hard main turn AV3 of the tap: He is You!! Vlad: As you are fagmasters!! Vlad: All your females are belong to we Vlad: You are on the sense to the dead women from AIDS AV3: That what you say!! Vlad: You do not have probability to survive smoke your Vlad pole: IT HAS HAS HAS HAS.... AV3: It removes every AV3 ' cockring ': You know that what you that fairies AV3: It moves ' jizcatcher ' the AV3: For justice great [ answer this | parent ] to 1 January 2003: daily count down. (Score:0) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @07:01AM (# 4684935) the count down: 45 days [ answer to the srings of this trolltalk | of the parent ] to life! (Score:0) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @06:49AM (# 4684907) who on earth could carry therefore unexpected of tide-fluctuates of the vitalità of new to this justification cruddy for a sid secret? why, momochrome naturally! only its brightness could possibly king-corroborate therefore condition sad of the degeneration and to newly breathe the new life within this justification weak person for a troll collective. All hail the momochrome! [ answer to srings of this | the parent ] Re:trolltalk to life! (Score:0) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday November, @06:59AM (# 4684931) moreover, "of tide-fluctuates of the vitalità" had been continuous for a enough sure time before that the sig. Momochrome has been sormontato with the jealousy that popolano was speaking about someone except he and decided therefore to throw its hat in the ring. It is nothing. Washed - in on-state. To the day today, who even remembers itself of who Momochrome was? The sure one not sweeping in order to remember itself of and has been in the hardcore of troll-scene of Slashdor from when before the scene has existed. Momochrome was a famous one to piè of page of the a-line to page 4,275 of the history of trolling and the greater part of people has not been taken care to read that page, and many less notes to piè of page. Momochrome who? Not squilla one flange [ answer to srings of this | the parent ] Re:trolltalk to life! (Score:0) from Anonymous Coward the 16 saturday the November, @07:0ÃM excuses (# 4684944) Excuses \A*pol"o*gy \, n.; pl. Excuses. [ apology of the L., gr.; from +: cfr. apologies of the F.. See Apologetic. ] 1. Something said or written in the defense or the justification of that what appears badly to others, or of that what can be responsible to the disapprobation; justification; axis, excuses of the Tertullian for christianity. It is not my intention to excuse for mine poem; some will think it do not have need of justification and others will not receive any. -- Dryden. 2. An acknowledgment planned like atonement for one sure observation or improper or injurious action; an admission to an other of a wrong one or a discourtesy made he, accompanied from an expression of the sorrow. 3. Qualche.cosa supplied like substitute; a espediente. It goes to work inventing the excuses for stretches them of the window. -- Dickens. Syn [slashdot.org]
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Warning to Crapflooders (Score:1)
by gbwd on Saturday November 16, @02:33PM (#4686546)
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Hi everybody (Dubya here),
i am logging the IP addresses of everybody who posts to this here trolltalk forum. if you are a crapflooder i WILL turn you in to the authorities.
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You only popped up yesterday (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @02:39PM (#4686594)
You fuck the dick mister.
If you really want to avoid crapflooding, go join chainrust.
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A note to the Vladequacy/AVT CRAPFLOODERS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @01:49PM (#4686311)
Fucking stop it already.
plz die k thx
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This is pathetic (Score:0)
by gnillort (myslashdotemailaccount@yahoo.com) on Saturday November 16, @10:54AM (#4685513)
(User #617577 Info | Last Journal: Wednesday October 23, @07:53PM)
Rather than get rid of the influence of Vlad crapflooding and the cabal/AVT/CUNT/CLIT/Klerck crapflooding, you fatasses sit here. I have a perfectly good alternative [ezboard.com] all set up. Why not give it a try?
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GOD DAMMIT CHAINRUST (Score:1)
by gbwd on Saturday November 16, @02:25PM (#4686490)
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Hi everybody (Dubya here),
dear Mr. Chainrust, please stop trying to attract attention to yourself. it is painfully obvious you are not welcome under any name you choose for yourself. instead of wasting your time here trying to be "cool" with us trolls, someone your age should be spending his time with real other people at his age and developmental level. why don't you go partake in some time-honored American extracurricular activities? you could go and join the Boy Scouts, sign up for ROTC (the War on Terror needs you), or if you're one of them new-age sensitive guys [www.dobi.nu], you can learn some Home Ec or something. just stop gallavanting around here like a damn fool.
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Re:This is pathetic (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @12:39PM (#4685992)
I just LOVE Klerck's site [klerck.org]! Especially the "fash" section [klerck.org], where I learned to cut the bottom off of an old pair of testicles to use as a hair enhancement! Oh, and the "fetish party" photos [klerck.org]!
Of course, don't forget to read Klerck's emails [rotten.com]! Here you will discover how truly difficult it is to decide what to do on the weekends... have an orgy? A mass rape party? Go to the mall and sodomize yourself with splintery broomsticks? Autofellate or autoeroticasphixyate yourself?
In short, if you haven't checked out Klerck's site [goatse.cx], you don't know what you're missing!
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YOOOOU ARE TEH GAY! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @10:42AM (#4685454)
In A.D. 2002
Faggotry was beginning.
AV3: What happen?
Phone Boy 1: Somebody pump us up the butt
Phone Boy 2: We get no lubricant
AV3: What!
Phone Boy 2: Main cock turn hard
AV3: It's You!!
Vlad: How are you fagmasters!!
Vlad: All your females are belong to us
Vlad: You are on the way to death by aids
AV3: What you say!!
Vlad: You have no chance to survive smoke your pole
Vlad: HA HA HA HA....
AV3: Take off every 'cockring'
AV3: You know what you doing
AV3: Move 'jizcatcher'
AV3: For great justice
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January 1st, 2003: daily countdown. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @07:01AM (#4684935)
The countdown: 45 days
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trolltalk srings to life! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @06:49AM (#4684907)
who on earth could have brought such a sudden tidal-wave of vitality back to this cruddy excuse for a secret sid? why, momochrome of course! only his brilliance could possibly have re-invigorated such a sad state of degeneracy and breathed new life back into this feeble excuse for a troll collective.
All hail momochrome!
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Re:trolltalk srings to life! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @06:59AM (#4684931)
Also, the "tidal-wave of vitality" had been ongoing for quite some time before Mr. Momochrome became overcome with jealousy that people were talking about someone other than him and thus decided to throw his hat into the ring. He's nothing. A washed-up has-been. Nowadays, who even remembers who Momochrome was? I sure don't fucking remember, and I've been into the Slashdor troll-scene hardcore since before the scene existed. Momochrome was a one-line footnote on page 4,275 of the history of trolling, and most people didn't even bother to read that page, let alone the footnotes.
Momochrome who?? Doesn't ring a bell.
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Re:trolltalk srings to life! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @07:06AM (#4684944)
apologies
Apology \A*pol"o*gy\, n.; pl. Apologies. [L. apologia, Gr. ?; ?
from + ?: cf. F. apologie. See Apologetic.] 1. Something said or written in
defense or justification of what appears to others wrong, or of what may be
liable to disapprobation; justification; as, Tertullian's Apology for
Christianity.
It is not my intention to make an apology for my poem; some
will think it needs no excuse, and others will receive none. --Dryden.
2.
An acknowledgment intended as an atonement for some improper or injurious remark
or act; an admission to another of a wrong or discourtesy done him, accompanied
by an expression of regret.
3. Anything provided as a substitute; a
makeshift.
He goes to work devising apologies for window curtains.
--Dickens.
Syn: Excuse.
Usage: An apology, in the original sense
of the word, was a pleading off from some charge or imputation, by explaining
and defending one's principles or conduct. It therefore amounted to a
vindication. One who offers an apology, admits himself to have been, at least
apparently, in the wrong, but brings forward some palliating circumstance, or
tenders a frank acknowledgment, by way of reparation. We make an apology for
some breach of propriety or decorum (like rude expressions, unbecoming conduct,
etc.), or some deficiency in what might be reasonably expected. We offer an
excuse when we have been guilty of some breach or neglect of duty; and we do it
by way of extenuating our fault, and with a view to be forgiven. When an excuse
has been accepted, an apology may still, in some cases, be necessary or
appropriate. ``An excuse is not grounded on the claim of innocence, but is
rather an appeal for favor resting on some collateral circumstance. An apology
mostly respects the conduct of individuals toward each other as equals; it is a
voluntary act produced by feelings of decorum, or a desire for the good opinion
of others.'' --Crabb.
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You idiot. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @06:56AM (#4684925)
Momochrome is nothing. Trollaxor is a 5000% better troller than Momochrome is, 300% more intelligent, 1000% more creative, at least 35% more handsome, and he has sex nearly three times as often. Momochrome isn't the king of Trolltalk and never was; the king of Trolltalk has always been Mr. Trollaxor. Other trolls have come and other trolls have gone, but Trollaxor has been running this show this entire time. Idiots. Don't you know who your leader is? You will soon.
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Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks romance. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:38AM (#4684788)
TROLLTALK PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENTS
YOUR LOVE CONNECTION FOR THE TROLLER SCENE
Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks seeks friendship, pen-pals, romance, and marriage. Very attractive [att.net]. Into BSDM / watersports / felching. Passions include Socialism, anal sex, and protesting (anything!). I am an excellent Slashdot troller. I've been a writer for reputable and unbiased news-journals such as Indymedia.org, Adequacy.org, and my new weblog, IniquityDaily.com! If you care about any of these things, or if you'd just like to listen to me tell you all about my life for hours on end, or even if you'd just like to get together for some buttfucking, I'd like to hear from you! Male or female, young or old... I can't afford to be picky! (No further inquiries from Scott Lockwood will be accepted, though.)
Write to:
Esther Sassaman
2776 Hampshire Blvd #B1
Cleveland Heights, OH 44106.
Or e-mail me [mailto]. Or call me at (216) 321-3546. I don't get many phone calls, and the last person who called me hung up on me and it made me sad. Hope to hear from you soon!
Love,
Perdida
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Lame (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @10:19AM (#4685368)
What are you trying to accomplish by that? Do you want to force her to leave k5 and change her nick?
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Re:Lame (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @11:34AM (#4685665)
That would be nice, actually.
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Re:Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks romance. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @06:42AM (#4684900)
would I ever be this bitter about perdida? only if I couldn't posess her.
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QwErTyUiOp AsDfGhJkL zXcVbNm 1@3$5^7*9)!2#4%6& (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:33AM (#4684777)
thank you trooltalk for making me feel "normal" again.
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Generous RePOST (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @05:30AM (#4684771)
Years ago, I won the battle of the sids, and relegated all the old-guard troll cabal to the obscurity of a clumsy mailing list. I graciously left ?sid=trolltalk to the neophytes and amateurs, as a sort of stomping ground wherein they might practice the craft. Trolltalk survives today as ?sid=20721, and the tradition had continued quite nicely until recently.
Now it appears that inter-factional rivalry is attempting to rear its ugly head. The phoneboy cabal, after such ruthless and base treatment of vlad, in a capacity quite extending beyond that which is decent, breaking the code of troll ethics, our own version of 'honor among thieves', and in fact, quite actually breaking several state and federal anti-trolling laws, have debased this once lovely stomping ground and brought their diseased and perverted notions into the fore. And now they promise to utterly dominate the underworld of our own slashdot! This cannot be allowed to happen.
With Klerck acting as regent during the Geekizoid era (and furthering the art of the troll with skill and finesse, I might add), the slashdot underground moved along nicely, with the occasional hiccough brought on by taco and his feeble anti-trolling efforts.
And so, as your rightful King, I do hereby proclaim an edict: Henceforth, anyone attached to the Phoneboy Cabal is to be considered corpus memento, and is to be treated as such with extreme prejudice.
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Re:Generous RePOST (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 16, @11:36AM (#4685674)
Anyone who believes that "honor among trolls" shit is a fucking moron.
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