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EU Considering Another MS Antitrust Suit

mesozoic writes "Yahoo! News is reporting that the European Union is considering *another* antitrust suit against Microsoft, this time having to do with anticompetitive behavior in the market for mobile phone software. While I haven't seen any signs Microsoft is going to dominate the industry here in the States, cell phones are a much bigger deal in Europe, so I can understand why they'd be nervous."

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  1. Re:Fuck me in the arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So... you want Bill Gates to do you in the ass..

    Well, I suppose he has had the experience from screwing everyone else he's delt with, so I'm sure he'll be gentle with you.

  2. Re:why waste the money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You SIR are a Cockgoblin

  3. Chugging cock for fun a profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1. Become a Cockgoblin
    2. Chug Cock for coins
    3. ?????
    4. Profit!

  4. If Bill Gates was a musician by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Bill Gates:"Jazz musician? Pfft! They just make it up while they go along. I could do that. (To the tune of 'Mary had a Little Lamb)Doo do do doo do do doo, do do doo, do do doo."

    European Commission:"That's Mary had a Little Lamb."

    Bill Gates:"O.K. then, dee de de dee de de dee, de de dee, de de dee."

    European Commission:"That's the same thing, you just replaced doo's with dee's."

    Bill Gates:"O.K. then, i'll just recode Windows so that everytime the words Mary had a Little Lamb appear it displayes 'The Great Tune by Bill Gates' instead"

    European Commission:"Damnit Bill just come up with your own ideas for once!"

  5. A little karma suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Thank you all for modding me down. Its a little game I like to play called "Karma Suicide" where I destroy my karma intentionally and then Troll my ass off to get back to excellent.

    I hate trolls

  6. Re:Will Microsoft Ever Stop? by Ian-K · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Where are my moderation points when I need them???

    Well stated!

    --
    I'm no longer fed up with MS Windows: I go rid of them :)