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Review: Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets

I'm not embarassed to admit that I'm 26 years old and a fan of Harry Potter. This weekend saw the release of the 2nd film based on Rowling's books about the wizard boy and his education at Hogwarts. The first film was a smash blockbuster, will this one live up to the huge expectations? My review follows. There will probably be spoilers, but if you haven't read the book, why do you care about the movie? Let me start by saying I think that Chamber of Secrets is probably the weakest of the 4 released Harry Potter books. Many cool things are introduced here- especially the development of the Weasely family. And their magical home is well introduced even if it does seem a bit claustrophobic inside. And Lockhart is an excellent character. But besides revelations about Harry's connection to Voldemort, I just think the other books are stronger.

Most of the cast is back again for the sophomore film. If you liked them before, you'll like them again, even if the boys voices have started changing and everyone is a little taller than they were last november.

The most substantial new character this time around is Gilderoy Lockhart played over the top and on the money by Kenneth Branagh. Alan Rickman's Severus Snape is practically a bit part here, but Richard Harris's Dumbledore gets a lot of scenes.

The general plot is as follows: Harry Returns to Hogwarts for his second year of wizarding school. He keeps getting signals and warnings that there will be trouble, but he ignores them and goes right on in anyway (Wouldn't you if you had his home life?). Anyway, at school students keep turning up petrified and the legend of the Chamber of Secrets revealed. Beyond that there's a little quidditch, rivalry with the other houses, and a mystery needing solving.

Generic, yes. But it's solidly produced and entertaining. Course I'm right in line for next year because I think the next 2 books are superior to the first 2.

As for the FX, I think they're a bit better than last time around. Especially during the Quidditch matches. The first films game sequences looked bad. Everything looked CG. This time around things are much more convincing. They also tackled Dobby the house elf and did him as a full CG character. The rendering on Dobby is just beautiful. Any still shot from his scenes would convince you that they just filmed a house elf right on set. And the fabric moves really well. Unfortunately the motion is all off. His weight feels wrong. His interaction with the set seems like he's a muppet. Hopefully they can nail him down before Goblet of Fire when there are many house elf scenes.

Anyway, I think this film is weaker than the first one, but I think that mostly this is because the book really doesn't add as much to the larger story. It's a solid movie and it stands well on its own feet, but knowing the bigger things yet to come gets me drooling for the next one. I'm hoping that handing the series off to someone besides Chris Columbus will give it a shot in the arm.

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  1. I know what's in the Chamber of Secrets.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    Harry found an old envelope, and inside it reads

    FIRST POST!

  2. Embarassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not embarassed to admit that I'm 26 years old and a fan of Harry Potter.

    That makes one of us.

    1. Re:Embarassment by s20451 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not embarassed to admit that I'm 26 years old and a fan of Harry Potter.

      ... said the Anonymous Coward.

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    2. Re:Embarassment by schussat · · Score: 5, Funny
      I felt vicariously embarassed when, leaving a different movie last night, my wife and I walked past a group of shabby comic-book-guy-like twentysomethings, sitting at the head of a very, very long Harry Potter line, playing Magic on the floor.

      Well, guess I'd better get back to work on my ceramic replica swords for the Two Towers premiere. now that my mithril tunic is done, I just have to carve all the runes. I figure with fifty or sixty more hours of work, I'll be just about ready.

      -schussat

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  3. ILM by gummijoh · · Score: 5, Informative

    ILM did the FX on this one. They broke the deal with the FX firm that did the first Harry Potter Movie.

    Job well done ILM.

    1. Re:ILM by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The rumour was that they weren't happy with the non-ILM effects, which more-or-less has been confirmed.

      That's really not the way things happened.

      See, the first movie was filmed in order; the first scene was shot first, and the last scene last. This is not a terribly uncommon thing to do on a long shoot with kids of that age-- 10-12 or so. In fact, if you watch the first movie kinda carefully you can see that the kids grow up just a little through the film. In particular, Rupert Grint's voice starts to change slightly in the middle.

      A consequence of this is the fact that some special effects sequences couldn't be started until close to the end of principle photography. Some of the biggest sequences in the movie-- like the Quiddich match, in particular-- were done in about three months. That's just not enough time.

      This time around, they did things differently. They shot the most effects-laden scenes first-- everything with Dobby, the Quiddich scenes, the stuff with the basilisk-- first, and shipped them off to the FX houses. They had nine months to do those sequences this time around instead of three. The difference is clear.

      So it's not so much that they weren't happy with the FX on the first film because the work was shoddy; it's just that they didn't have enough time in the schedule to do it any better.

      The source on this, by the way, is Chris Columbus, in a recent interview with Charlie Rose.

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  4. Re:Me, I can't wait for The Two Towers by kisrael · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel much better being a fan of JRR Tolkien.

    Yeah, I like that South Park commercial that's out, where Cartman and them are acting out LotR, and they pass another group of kids.
    Other kids: "We're playing Harry Potter!"
    Cartman: "Hahahaha--Dorks!"

    Even people who know what a "plus two" sword is can have people to look down on.

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  5. Pampered Jock, Patsy, Fraud. by mumblestheclown · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think this article does a great job of explaining why Harry Potter is a fraud.

    Not to put too fine a point on it--the first movie was fun (and reminded me of my Oxford days, with good reason), but I was always uncomfortable with the messiah-like qualities given potter in the film. The article does a great job of expounding on them.

    1. Re:Pampered Jock, Patsy, Fraud. by mumblestheclown · · Score: 5, Interesting
      well, of course it's a little over the top - the article is meant to be funny, of course. but it also has elements of truth. i prefer to admire people (or rather, would prefer for my kids to admire people) for what they do rather than who their parents were.

      Actually, and I'm no expert here, but to me this seems to be the primary difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. While I am sure to be corrected on this by the geektelligencia, my understanding is that there is something special in Star Wars in the Skywalker bloodline--indeed, the people with that bloodline seem to be disproportionately close to "the Force," Lucas' thin metaphor for Christian Faith. Those without the faith are just slackers--the other guys in the pod race or the well-meaning rebel pilots whose actions we know instinctively will be inconsequential.

      Star trek to me much more a meritocracy (at least the picard version that I am most familiar with and the one with the woman captain janeway that I saw a few episodes of--I dont know much about the latest and greatest trek permutations.) Picard maintained his positon because he was brilliant and a good leader, etc.

    2. Re:Pampered Jock, Patsy, Fraud. by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed, part of the reason the series is so successful is that Harry is just a regular boy. If he were really something special, then he would be much harder to relate to.

      Being an ordinary kid who finds himself in extraordinary circumstances makes his story much more compelling. Children can relate to Harry and even imagine that they too might be Wizards and Witches.

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    3. Re:Pampered Jock, Patsy, Fraud. by Damek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, precisely what I wanted to say! The linked MSN article says that Potter is great only because of what others have done, yet it ignores that Potter himself is constantly embarrassed by his fame. It may be less clear in the movies, but I thought it was clear in the books that he doesn't think he deserves his fame.

      Not to mention - the series isn't finished yet. He's still a boy learning about life, who just recently learned (4th book, I believe) of his mother's sacrifice for him, and we have no idea what accomplishments or sacrifices he might choose to make in the final book.

      Until the series is over, people shouldn't really be criticising Rowling for social statements made through the Potter series - as of now, I regard it as incomplete. It's as if I were to say:

      Part 1: Rich people are better than poor people...

      Part 2: ...is a grave, mistaken assumption to have.

      If you only hear part 1, and know that Part 2 exists, you shouldn't judge my views based only on Part 1...

  6. Muggles by sdprenzl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm in my late forties and I love the Harry Potter series. But then I'm a pagan too, and when I see the "religious right" getting hugely bent out of shape over "Heathen Harry" I can actually see the world get just a little bit back into alignment again. Best of all I love the term "muggle." It describes my religious opponents so well! Some day I'm going to meet Jery Fallwell or Pat Robertson and I'll put on my Hagris accent and say, "And I suppose a great muggle like you is going to...."

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    1. Re:Muggles by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The sensible people don't get bent out of shape. Magical films show need for religious experience, says bishop

      A retired bishop says Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings have revealed a need for spiritual experience.

      The Right Reverend Jim Thompson says the films show how much fantasies about "another dimension" appeal to the general public.

      The former Church of England Bishop of Bath and Wells says people are in search of spiritual experience and vision.

      "Part of this perhaps is the re-creation of what has been lost to so many modern minds, namely the eternal dimension central to most religions, especially the Christian faith," he said.

      The Bishop was speaking at the presentation ceremony for the Sandford St Martin Trust Awards for excellence in religious broadcasting.

      He says he believes broadcasting has an increasingly important role as young people shun organised religion, finding the Church unsatisfactory as a way of "exploring the spirit."

      Bishop Thompson's remarks about Harry Potter come after the ecumenical body, Churches Together in Britain and Ireland, urged churches to use Harry Potter a means of spreading the Christian message.

      The children's bestsellers have been attacked by evangelicals in the past as glamorising the occult.

      Of course, he is retired, and doesn't have to worry about being banished to Bishop of Lossiemouth for saying what he thinks. As for the Fallwells and Robertsons, they were born (again) bent of shape. The problem is when they try to bend the world to fit...

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    2. Re:Muggles by JanneM · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there anything on earth more tiresome than a so-called "pagan"?

      If there is, please post some examples here.


      Um, christians waking you up on weekends to foist bright smiles, pamphlets and a "holier than thou"-attitude on you? Calmly undressing in front of them tends to scare them off, though.

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  7. Re:Books by broller · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Because most people don't read.

    Apparently you've never heard of Harry Potter. This series has brought more people [back] to reading than any other. I almost never read books and I've read Harry Potter. I can name about 10 adults and even more kids with the same experience.

    I thought this movie was great and that if the story wasn't the weakest of the series it would be much better than the first movie. My favorite book was the 3rd, so I'm really excited about next year's movie.

  8. I can see why fundamentalists... by Big+Mark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... don't like Harry Potter.

    I watched it on Friday, and (having never read the books) was surprised at how dark and spooky the film was. I'll have to investigate the books, but if the film is representative I would not let young children have much to do with Harry Potter.

    Come on, I'd hardly call writing on the walls with blood, petrification, giant man-eating spiders, plants which kill with their screams, trees which try to whack people to death who come too close and the prejudice of some characters towards those not of "pure" blood Seasame Street material.

    Of course, the fundamentalists are a bit over the top in their reaction to the Harry Potter phenonemon but they do have a point.

    1. Re:I can see why fundamentalists... by aziegler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is silly. Period. Would you say that "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" is not appropriate children's fare? When I was growing up, that was the scariest movie I saw as a child (in re-release). It dealt with similar problems. What about Cinderella? After all, Cinderella deals with the effective slavery of the main character.

      Indeed, we can look to the fundamentalists own book to see that they're slavering hypocrites, because there are parts of the Bible which are "unsuitable for children" because they are so violent.

      I haven't seen the movie yet, but if I remember correctly, the "blood" for writing on the walls came *from* the walls (the words formed automatically). Does this differ from the Biblical Writing on the Wall in any way that really matters? Petrification is well-covered in Greek mythology (and is considered age-appropriate for the target market of this film). The deadliness of Nightshade (the plant of which you refer) is a well-known medieval legend.

      But the biggest problem I have with what you've posted is the suggestion that Harry Potter's handling of the prejudice against Muggles and "mudbloods" is bad. Sesame Street deals with very similar topics (note the introduction of the Muppet with AIDS in South Africa and the firestorm of controversy there), but what Sesame Street doesn't do is *confront* the reality of prejudice; it *displays* tolerance instead. It tries to short-circuit the cycle of prejudice by influencing children early on (much to the horror of fundies of any stripe). Harry Potter, on the other hand, has acknowledged that prejudice is real and is confronting it head-on by making it so that the bad guys (those of Slytherin) are both generally unsavoury characters and are the ones who demonstrate such prejudices.

      Bah.

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    2. Re:I can see why fundamentalists... by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Most of the fundamentalist whining comes from the fact that there is no religion in Harry Potter.

      In the HP universe, magic is a technology. Nowhere is there an indication of forces or powers or gods that cannot be thoroughly understood and dealt with. There are good people, bad people, and people you're not too sure about, but they're people, using tools.

      Rowling plays with classic symbols of the supernatural, yes. But she doesn't invest them with supernatural meanings. She takes away the mysticism and makes it mundane.

      Christianity depends on the illusion that there's a big, scary otherworld out there that you can't find out much about, but you should worry about. Rowling will have none of that. In the wizard world, unexplained supernatural events are problems to be solved. Everybody in the wizarding world understands this. They may disagree on goals or methods, but there's absolutely no "there are some things man is not meant to understand" posturing by anybody.

      Nor is there "faith". Wizarding requires skill and inborn talent, but you don't have to "believe". It works whether you believe or not. That, of course, is the fundamental difference between science and mysticism.

      For fundamentalists, this is unsettling. It knocks the props out from under the stage set of religion. That drives fundamentalists nuts.

  9. My two pennies by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I really enjoyed 'The Chamber of Secrets.'

    I had two big problems with the first Harry Potter movie. Firstly, there was no plot; it was all backstory and setup and wide-eyed kids being led on a field trip through Fantasyland, and then at the very end, Chris Columbus says 'oh yeah, there's a bad guy too' and provides a meager showdown. There wasn't nearly enough tension through the first movie to drive the plot. Secondly, in the first movie (and the first book, too) Harry doesn't really do anything, he just gets towed through the events by the plot and by the people around him. He doesn't really make any difficult decisions which define his character.

    But the second movie hits the ground running. All the messy exposition is out of the way; the characters are already established, so Columbus can start doing things with them right away. And there are plenty of times when the secondary characters leave the limelight for a little while, giving Harry the chance to show what he's made of.

    The computer graphics are really well done. The flying car is terrific. Dobby is rendered well. The only thing they've still got to work on is movement: Dobby shouldn't bob and weave like a Don Bluth character every time the camera's on him, and birds have short quick motions, not smooth fluid motions.

    There's one scene with Dobby where he looks like he's trying really hard to be Episode II Yoda. :) But I won't give away any more than that.

    So this film was fun, and I hope the other four I'll be seeing in the next few weeks (Treasure Planet, Die Another Day, LotR: The Two Towers, ST: Nemesis) are as good. This is a great movie season.

    P.S.: I was surprised there was no 'In Memory of Richard Harris' dedication anywhere to be seen.

    P.P.S.: Stay 'til the end of the credits for another laugh.

    1. Re:My two pennies by JordanH · · Score: 5, Insightful
      • Secondly, in the first movie (and the first book, too) Harry doesn't really do anything, he just gets towed through the events by the plot and by the people around him.

      This is an unfair criticism, in my opinion.

      We just watched the first movie again last night in preparation for seeing the second movie with my 11 year old today. I'm reminded of quite a bit that Harry does in this story.

      Harry makes decisions and acts on them that risks what he could reasonably consider to be grounds for expulsion from Hogwarts in several places. Remember that expulsion from Hogwarts would put him back under the stairs on Privet Lane.

      For example:

      • Taking off after Malfoy on the broom.
      • Wondering around the school at night with his invisibility cloak in search of clues about Nicholas Flamel. While we can see that Dumbledore probably gave him that cloak, Harry wouldn't know this at this point and couldn't expect any protection for his flaunting of rules.

      Recall also that it was Harry's decision to go protect the Sorcerer's Stone, which he had been warned would risk death.

      I'm not a big Harry Potter fan, that would be my 11 year old daughter in my family. If I had to order them, I wouldn't place the first book as my favorite. I would agree that Harry shows less initiative in the first book when compared to the later books, but this actually makes sense considering his suddenly learning about his heritage and falling into the fantastic world of Hogwarts. That would overwhelm any 11 year old, don't you think?

      If Harry had shown any more initiative, it would have strained credibility. Granted, this is Fantasy, but you still have to construct a world that can be rationalized.

  10. Overeager, aren't you? by parliboy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Course I'm right in line for next year because I think the next 2 books are superior to the first 2.

    Damn, Taco, you're going to be in line next year, when the next movie isn't until 2004? That's loyalty, folks.

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  11. Re:Me, I can't wait for The Two Towers by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which segues into
    this , nicely

  12. For those who care, here's my review by word+munger · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm not a Harry Potter fan. With that warning, here's my take on Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. It's slow, plodding, almost boring at times. While the first Potter film did an amazing job capturing the eccentric charm of Hogwarts, this movie tries to do the same thing again. But now, we've seen all these things before, so we're not as caught up in the wonder of it all. Not good enough for a sequel. Show me something new.

    Even the "exciting" scenes such as the spider's lair or the climactic fight with the basilisk don't have quite the right energy. We're just never convinced that Harry even cares. He certainly never shows fear--just the same wide-eyed blank stare.

    The biggest problem with the movie is not just that it's a sequel, but that it doesn't give us anything new. Perhaps that's an inherent problem with the series of books it's derived from--we're limited to the same setting and the same cast of characters. But contrast it to the Star Wars series, where each time we were able to see a new world, with new characters and a completely new adventure. The only new character in this film is the idiotic fraud, Gilderoy Lockhart, played with a gaming effort by Kenneth Branagh. But even Branagh's effort falls short--he's unable to convince us why anyone would have ever fallen for his schtick. Also unanswered is why such an incompetent fool would have been hired at Hogwarts at all.

    The special effects were all very competently done, but there was nothing truly "special" about them. I agree with CmdrTaco's analysis of the handling of Dobby--he looks good until he starts to move. Unlike Jar-Jar, however, at least he is necessary to advance the plot of the film. The basilisk was big and scary, and the spiders were icky, but nothing made me gasp in amazement--there was no new rush like I felt with the battle on the ice planet in Empire, or even like the first time Harry used the invisibility cloak in Harry Potter I.

    Apparently, I'm also one of the few people who don't fawn over the books themselves [I find Rowling's writing style overly bland and preachy. She certainly doesn't have the command of the language that Tolkein does {and I'm not a Tolkein fan either}], so maybe there's something in the film for fans. Judging from the rest of my family's take on the film [my wife and kids are all big fans], perhaps not. We all agreed that this movie was a big step down from the first film.

  13. Looking Ahead to Film Three by ancarett · · Score: 5, Informative

    Columbus has already bowed out. Alfonso Cuaron has signed on to direct the third adaptation: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Filming will begin sometime in the spring so you won't see this on the screen until sometime in 2004 (Relief or disappointment? You decide.)

    It's been rumoured that Christopher Lee will step into the late Richard Harris's shoes as Dumbledore in the third film, although he has emphatically denied this. I'd prefer Ian McKellan myself.

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  14. It's the other way round by Kinniken · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when it comes to "elitism". OK, a few lowly hobbits gets to save the world; but have you looked at the human society? Humans are divided in different branchs of different purity, valiour ect. Not only is the inate superiority of Aragorn and his kind taken for granted all along, but I clearly remember at least one passage where Aragorn explicitly states that the humans groups can be divided in three... barbarians (the Southerners for exemple), more noble humans but still figthing for fighting's sake (such as the Rohans), and the true nobles races like his, who only fight to defend freedom ect. Worse, take the whole royality thing... In Tolkien's world, the Intendants of Gondor do not become, ever. Only the "true heir" whose ancestors left the kingdom ages ago is fit to do that. OTOH, in HP there is a very clear difference between having inate magical powers and being good, and it is perfectly possible to become a great wizard while coming from a muggle family. True, either you are gifted or you arent... but that's true of life as well in many domains. HP would only be "elitist" if it implied that being a muggle, or having muggle parents, is bad in itself. Not only is that never said, but the problem of racism is tackled head on, and is a central part of some of the books. Now, don't get me wrong, I love the LoTR. But some aspects of it are clearly elitist. And no, HP is not elitist, rather the contrary. Just my 0.02

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  15. Family Viewing Guide entry by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny
    The St. Paul Pioneer Press "Family Viewing Guide" entry for Chamber of Secrets includes:
    Adult themes: Underage driving, ...
    Yeah, that's true. But I'm not spoiling anything in pointing out that even in the trailers it's shown that it is underage driving of a flying car.

    Kids, don't try driving your flying car at home.

  16. Scary books... by nweaver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. They tell children that dragons can be beaten"

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    1. Re:Scary books... by dw5000 · · Score: 5, Informative
      It would help if I cut and pasted from the right website.
      Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. -- G.K. Chesterson
  17. Harry=Luke? by jpetts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was I the only person who thought that the scene with Malfoy in the Quidditch match was like the Death Star trench scene in Star Wars?

    I kept on expecting Dobby's voice to break in, saying "Harry Potter must use the Force, sir!"

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  18. Re:Nice troll.. by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You do have a (weak) point, though, about Tolkien's characterization (although, *cough* I find it laughable that you'd suggest that Rowling does anything other than caricatures). I would argue that the richness of Tolkien's world is not in the characters but in their vast history, which is only barely hinted at in LOTR. Not to mention, Tolkien's work is fundamentally preoccupied with heavy theological issues, like good and evil, whereas the charactizations are of secondary importance.

    The problem with Tolkein's work is that what you are born is what you are. Elves are good, orcs are bad, and so forth. Given that axiom, it's difficult to have really meaningful character development. Say you're a hero, born or heroes, you do heroic things, and that's they (Aragorn, for example). Further, the moral problem is that, given that orcs have no choice about what they are, they haven't made any moral decision to act as they do. If you have to kill one in self defence, that's OK, but killing them because of what they are is ethically very dubious. That's the logic that has justified slavery and genocide throughout history. Of course Tolkien was a product of his time, but that doesn't excuse his work from a more modern appraisal.

    Rowling's message is different. What you are born matters, but not as much as what you choose to do with it. Characters have to make choices, and the outcomes are often ambigious, reflecting the complexity of the scenarios in which they find themselves. And they can develop as characters, because they aren't locked into predestined fates like Tolkein's characters are.

  19. What a bunch of Misguided Spoil sports by bogie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The following is based on my reading of all the books which qualifies me as well as anyone else to describe what Harry is and is not. It also is written with the assumption that the article linked is not merely a joke of some sort.

    "Simple: He's a glory hog who unfairly receives credit for the accomplishments of others and who skates through school by taking advantage of his inherited wealth and his establishment connections"

    As anyone who has read the books knows Harry has always been uncomfortable with his fame. He also happens to be very sympathetic to Ron's and others financial situations and hardly worships money. If there is one thing that is central to the entire series and that Harry learns is the value of friendship and how wrong excluding and judging others is. He never asked to be favored by Dumbledore, but he also happens to not have a father since his was Murdered. You'll excuse him from wanting to form a tighter relationship with the one adult figure in his life that he knows truly looks out for him.

    I love how the author also sides steps the 12 years of mental abuse and terrible living quarters Harry had endured. The fact that he isn't an Arsonist or Molester is a credit to him.

    Harry while being full of natural talent is NOT a showoff. He also would risk his life for another without hesitation and actually does so in the books. How are these qualities not worth emulating?

    "Harry Potter is a fraud, and the cult that has risen around him is based on a lie. Potter's claim to fame, his central accomplishment in life, is surviving a curse placed on him as an infant by the evil wizard Voldemort. "

    Umm, every story has to has a beginning. To harp on that one point is to ignore future meetings where he actually does do battle with Voldemort and many others standing on his own two feet not knowing if any assistance is forthcoming. That is real courage.

    "But thanks to the revisionist histories of J.K. Rowling, Lily's son is remembered as the world's savior."

    Why? Its Harry who goes on to save the world over and over in future books, just like any hero in a series does. Assisted or not Harry is the one who is the driving force behind seeking out and fighting new threats as they come up. Its obvious to anyone with even basic reading comprehension he'd rather hang out with his friends and play Quiddtich then fight evil. He never asked to be hero.

    "Being a wizard is something innate, something you are born to, not something you can achieve. As a result, Harry lives an effortless life. "

    More of the same. I don't know what books this person has been reading, but Harry's life is hardly "effortless". Any Privilage granted to Harry later in life doesn't take the place of action, and Harry's actions speak for thmeselves. What's with this person's need to find a mortal flaw with Harry? Fantasy is called Fantasy for a reason. Is he supposed to die or something? Is someone here too jaded or jealous or something?

    Lastly, I just don't get adults complaining or criticizing Harry Potter. This particular book series does something that not many others have. 1) it gets kids to read, which is incredibly important. 2) it give adults a series which while aimed at children, respects the adults who will be reading it. 3) it forms common ground between adults and children which when competing with MTV and the Internet isn't so easy anymore.

    I'm sorry but people who criticize Harry Potter are looking way too much into it. These are the same people who look back into classic children's works and want to find sexual innuendo.

    Sorry wackos, but Harry Potter has done way too much good to be brought down by people like you.

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  20. WTF??? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 5, Funny
    The problem with Tolkein's work is that what you are born is what you are.

    Huh? I'm sorry but that's just stuuuupid. First of all, there a whole ton of stuff in Tolkien about individuals overcoming their racial dispositions (Hobbits are sedentary; humans are greedy; dwarves hate elves, elves trust only elves, etc.)

    Whatever. You could be forgiven for not realizing this if you didn't read the books.

    What shocks me is that HARRY BUTTHOLE POTTER is somehow superior in this regard. I find it shocking exactly because this "determinism by birth" is my single biggest problem with Harry Potter. Basically, Harry Potter, on his own merits, is a below-average student that breaks whatever rules he pleases, and gets away with it, and everybody still wants to kiss his ass... why... because of his PARENTS. Just because he has some fancy-ass parents, Harry Potter is some sort of living legend. He did nothing to deserve this honor. Hermione, for example, is a much more talented and diligent student, but why does nobody bow befor her? Because she doesn't have the right parents. And all the while, the movies encourage us to think that this is all OK. That we should think that the sun sets in Harry Potter's ass. Why? What the fuck did he ever do on his own merits?

    I can tell you, if I were at a school and one of my fellow students was automatically the pet of the whole faculty (especially the dictatorial director), and it was all because of who his parents were... well, I would kick his ass every single day and take his lunch money. Especially if I saw that I was a much better student while nobody noticed and kept talking about how "golden child" is like some fucking baby Jesus. Well, fuck that. I mean, some of us might even remember kids who were treated this way by your schoolteachers. Their glasses were "mysteriously" broken at least once a week. Because even children understand what justice demands! Well, except in Hogwarts, apparently. That really pissed me off. I wanted to like Harry Potter, but I found myself only feeling this burning sense of injustice about how he doesn't get his comeuppance. So I wanted to punch him, maybe give him a swift kick in the balls, just so he maintains his perspective amid all the "so this is The Famous Mr. Potter" swooning.

    Alas, this is only in my fantasy, so consider this post to be my first work of Harry-Potter-Related Fan Fiction.

  21. And another very good reason... by crashnbur · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Movies ruin books, but books make movies better.

    If you watch a movie based on a book before you've read the book, then the book will fill in details and often provide an alternate plot or story.

    If you watch a movie based on a book after you've read the book, then the movie will often bastardize the book and ruin the whole story for you from that point forward.

    So I rarely read books if I know there is a movie -- I only read them (like Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter) after the fact in order to fill in details.