Re:What Slashdot DOESNT want you know
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Because everyone alreadys knows that, just like we know the sky is blue as well as my windows 2000 monitor.
-- Obama = Socialism.
Re:What Slashdot DOESNT want you know
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That's easy -- anything that goes against their precious Linux will be swept under the rug. However, MS-bashing is always allowed -- even when the topic at hand has nothing to do with computers per se.
Here is another story on the subject, from The Register. Probably says the same thing...
Re:What Slashdot DOESNT want you know
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This study just counted advisories (which makes it worthless, because it's time-of-exposure and degree-of-exposure which matter) from CERT (which makes it worthless, because the real security news happens on a much faster level) and it was produced by the same group which took a beating over its biased, Intel-funded anti-AMD propaganda earlier this year.
That's why Slashdot isn't running it: because it isn't security news.
So please stop posting your conspiracy theories.
Thank you.
Mod me and the rest of this thread offtopic, because we are.
Re:What Slashdot DOESNT want you know
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Jamie,
With all due respect, I can't quite understand how you could discredit the entire CERT working group of computer scientists at Carnegie Mellon University.
People like them and myself learn and do more in one day than you do in an entire year.
I don't mean to offend, but if you're trying to play the "just look at the facts" card, at least be truthful about it.
Thanks, -- "PhysicsScholar"
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Department of Physics and Atmospheric Science, Dalhousie University, Halifax, N.S., Canada, B3H 3J5
In case TROLLTALK gets slashdotted:
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Version 2.0. (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 18, @06:13AM (#4695749) NAME: Burdge, Jonathan E-MAIL: jlb@io.com [mailto], jlbatdarc@w-link.net [mailto], elby@adequacy.org [mailto], darc@w-link.net [mailto] ALIASES: lb, jlb, Elby
The lameness filter makes it impossible to post this in any sort of aesthetically-pleasing format. To paraphrase Final Fantasy Tactics, "Blame yourself or Rob."
Read the rest of this comment... by [ Reply to This | Parent ] LUDICRIS, WE LOVE YOU (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 18, @02:09AM (#4695061) Troll out! [repeat 6x] Troll out! Troll out! Troll out! Troll out!
[Chorus - "Troll out!" in background] I got my twin fp's, Slashed back Me and my trollers, on top of dat We rollin AV3's, who are on crack So much trolling, you can't stop that My twin fp's, Slashed back Me and my trollers, on top of dat We rollin AV3's, who are on crack So much trolling, you can't stop that
Now where'd you get that mad FP with them phone numbers in it? Where'd you get that DPB with that ACSII in it? Who them trolls you be with when you be FP'in through? Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww! Tell me who's your inspiration, how do you troll so good? You's a supertroll boy, why you still up in the sid? What in the world is in that HEAD, what you got in that HEAD? A couple a smacks for yo ass, you did a good ass job of just harrassing me, sassin me
[Chorus]
D00d, that game don't come out until next year, where in the fuck did you get it? That's eighty frames a second GONE, how in the fuck do you frag it? You must have eyes on your back, 'cause you got skilz to the ceiling And the bigger the troll, the bigger the peelin The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin Winnin, drillin and killin the feelin Now who's that dumb ass hick making prank cell calls? Gettin traced up by the feds when the cloned cells on? What in the world you got in store, what you got in store? A couple a hits, a couple a knives, a couple of kicks, a tripple to die, Now it's time to choose who
[Chorus]
Are you Shao Lin, Wu Shu, or you just fucking crazy? Katana up on the wall and is that gatt yours or your babies? Is that your wife, or your self who learned to shoot so good? You take a pick, while I'm sightin in hicks, touchin finger tips on the trigger Now tell me who's your number one target, out there in hick land? What about OSM, Craig and Trollaxor, or any in thier band? What in the world is in that CASE, you got a gatt in that CASE? Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place at a similar pace So shake, shake it
[(Chorus) 1/2x]
Get out my business, my biznass Stay the fuck up out my biznass, ah 'Cause these psychos all up in my shit and it's my business, my biznass Stay the fuck up out my biznass, 'cause it's mine, oh mine My business, my biznass Stay the fuck up out my biznass 'Cause these psychos all up in my shit.......[fade]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] WE FUCKED THE SKANK, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!! (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @11:30PM (#4694459) TROLLTALK PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENTS YOUR LOVE CONNECTION FOR THE TROLLER SCENE
Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks seeks friendship, pen-pals, romance, and marriage. Very attractive [att.net] [att.net] [att.net]. Into BSDM / watersports / felching. Passions include Socialism, anal sex, and protesting (anything!). I am an excellent Slashdot troller. I've been a writer for reputable and unbiased news-journals such as Indymedia.org, Adequacy.org, and my new weblog, IniquityDaily.com! If you care about any of these things, or if you'd just like to listen to me tell you all about my life for hours on end, or even if you'd just like to get together for some buttfucking, I'd like to hear from you! Male or female, young or old... I can't afford to be picky! (No further inquiries from Scott Lockwood will be accepted, though.)
Write to: Esther Sassaman 2776 Hampshire Blvd #B1 Cleveland Heights, OH 44106.
Or e-mail me [mailto] [mailto] [mailto]. Or call me at (216) 321-3546. I don't get many phone calls, and the last person who called me hung up on me and it made me sad. Hope to hear from you soon!
Love, Perdida;)
[ Reply to This | Parent ] now that you mention it... (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @11:27PM (#4694444) whatever happened to MOMOCROME? [ Reply to This | Parent ] #VLADEQUACY HAS HOT SLUT FOR YOUUUUU!!!! (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @10:59PM (#4694318) Yeah, we've all fucked the skank, now it's your turn!
TROLLTALK PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENTS YOUR LOVE CONNECTION FOR THE TROLLER SCENE
Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks seeks friendship, pen-pals, romance, and marriage. Very attractive [att.net] [att.net] [att.net]. Into BSDM / watersports / felching. Passions include Socialism, anal sex, and protesting (anything!). I am an excellent Slashdot troller. I've been a writer for reputable and unbiased news-journals such as Indymedia.org, Adequacy.org, and my new weblog, IniquityDaily.com! If you care about any of these things, or if you'd just like to listen to me tell you all about my life for hours on end, or even if you'd just like to get together for some buttfucking, I'd like to hear from you! Male or female, young or old... I can't afford to be picky! (No further inquiries from Scott Lockwood will be accepted, though.)
Write to: Esther Sassaman 2776 Hampshire Blvd #B1 Cleveland Heights, OH 44106.
Or e-mail me [mailto] [mailto] [mailto]. Or call me at (216) 321-3546. I don't get many phone calls, and the last person who called me hung up on me and it made me sad. Hope to hear from you soon!
Love, Perdida;)
[ Reply to This | Parent ] two things (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @10:50PM (#4694254) 1. I am ashamed that I have bookmarks to t'talk. 99% of you are complete dumbs-ass, 0.5% are boring wankers, and the rest of you are me or one of my alternate accounts. 2. Why isn't "Anonymous Coward" included in TrollBack? He (or she!) has posted some vary successful trolls. If nothing else, it would serve as a good baseline against which to measure logged-in trolls. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:two things (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 18, @05:36AM (#4695657) 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] We do include AC (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 18, @01:02AM (#4694825) When we see successful AC trolls, we bookmark them to be included in the next monthly issue of TrollBack. Unfortunately, Slashcode ensures that anon posts are nearly impossible to track automatically, so they are excluded from Daily TrollBack.
- The TrollBack Team [ Reply to This | Parent ] SHOCKING PERDIDA PHOTO REVEALED (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @06:59PM (#4693168) http://hitlernazi.com/HNFimages/lc7.jpg [hitlernazi.com]
Those of you in IE can simply drag the link into the address bar. Mozilla users will have to copy and paste. [ Reply to This | Parent ] TROLL OUT! (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @06:27PM (#4692980) Troll out! [repeat 6x] Troll out! Troll out! Troll out! Troll out!
[Chorus - "Troll out!" in background] I got my twin fp's, Slashed back Me and my trollers, on top of dat We rollin AV3's, who are on crack So much trolling, you can't stop that My twin fp's, Slashed back Me and my trollers, on top of dat We rollin AV3's, who are on crack So much trolling, you can't stop that
Now where'd you get that mad FP with them phone numbers in it? Where'd you get that DPB with that ACSII in it? Who them trolls you be with when you be FP'in through? Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww! Tell me who's your inspiration, how do you troll so good? You's a supertroll boy, why you still up in the sid? What in the world is in that HEAD, what you got in that HEAD? A couple a smacks for yo ass, you did a good ass job of just harrassing me, sassin me
[Chorus]
D00d, that game don't come out until next year, where in the fuck did you get it? That's eighty frames a second GONE, how in the fuck do you frag it? You must have eyes on your back, 'cause you got skilz to the ceiling And the bigger the troll, the bigger the peelin The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin Winnin, drillin and killin the feelin Now who's that dumb ass hick making prank cell calls? Gettin traced up by the feds when the cloned cells on? What in the world you got in store, what you got in store? A couple a hits, a couple a knives, a couple of kicks, a tripple to die, Now it's time to choose who
[Chorus]
Are you Shao Lin, Wu Shu, or you just fucking crazy? Katana up on the wall and is that gatt yours or your babies? Is that your wife, or your self who learned to shoot so good? You take a pick, while I'm sightin in hicks, touchin finger tips on the trigger Now tell me who's your number one target, out there in hick land? What about OSM, Craig and Trollaxor, or any in thier band? What in the world is in that CASE, you got a gatt in that CASE? Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place at a similar pace So shake, shake it
[(Chorus) 1/2x]
Get out my business, my biznass Stay the fuck up out my biznass, ah 'Cause these psychos all up in my shit and it's my business, my biznass Stay the fuck up out my biznass, 'cause it's mine, oh mine My business, my biznass Stay the fuck up out my biznass 'Cause these psychos all up in my shit.......[fade] [ Reply to This | Parent ] 5 downmods on a wanker (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @06:10PM (#4692906) Doesn't it feel good to pay less? [ Reply to This | Parent ] It's not the holy grail or anything (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @06:00PM (#4692864) 15 mods, 27 top level replies, at least one flame-up that dragged on for 20 replies, and nothing all done using simple bullshitting and MS/Linux baiting. [slashdot.org]
My only regret is that it didn't receive a single -1 Troll. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:It's not the holy grail or anything (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @07:06PM (#4693196) Nice. Next time post logged in! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Post #950. (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @05:38PM (#4692774) Reserved for ME, and ME alone. You fuckers don't deserve it. [ Reply to This | Parent ] This whole fucking site is pathetic (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @04:28PM (#4692392) All the fucking trolls have grown up, the only real person you had left (sllort) has left this hellhole for (hopefully) better things. The other faction leader, Vlad, has finally gotten his shit together and is getting rid of the AV3. I hope you realize that the real trolls left have organized underneath the most unlikely of sources. HAND.
~ [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:This whole fucking site is pathetic (Score:1) by Quick Star on Sunday November 17, @11:05PM (#4694346) (User #620853 Info | http://www.sporks-r-us.com/) We've all fucked the skank, now it's your turn!
TROLLTALK PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENTS YOUR LOVE CONNECTION FOR THE TROLLER SCENE
Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks seeks friendship, pen-pals, romance, and marriage. Very attractive [att.net] [att.net] [att.net]. Into BSDM / watersports / felching. Passions include Socialism, anal sex, and protesting (anything!). I am an excellent Slashdot troller. I've been a writer for reputable and unbiased news-journals such as Indymedia.org, Adequacy.org, and my new weblog, IniquityDaily.com! If you care about any of these things, or if you'd just like to listen to me tell you all about my life for hours on end, or even if you'd just like to get together for some buttfucking, I'd like to hear from you! Male or female, young or old... I can't afford to be picky! (No further inquiries from Scott Lockwood will be accepted, though.)
Write to: Esther Sassaman 2776 Hampshire Blvd #B1 Cleveland Heights, OH 44106.
Or e-mail me [mailto] [mailto] [mailto]. Or call me at (216) 321-3546. I don't get many phone calls, and the last person who called me hung up on me and it made me sad. Hope to hear from you soon!
Love, Perdida;)
[ Reply to This | Parent ] shhhh (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @04:51PM (#4692508) FOAD [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:This whole fucking site is pathetic (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @04:43PM (#4692469) You, sir, are very misinformed. [ Reply to This | Parent ] SIR, LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!! (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @02:44PM (#4691841)
From: perdida@adequacy.org Date: 15/02/2002 11:00 -05:00 To: trollaxor@mac.com Subject: You Are Amazing
Hey T,
Please let me know when I can come and visit you next. You are fucking amazing in bed. I seriously have never came 7 times in a row-- and you never lost that god-damned hard-on! Yo made me fucking spot the next day because you tore me apart. Nice organ you have there, Mr. 9"er:)
Really, I've never had it that good before and I want to continue this relationship as long as possible. Since it's sexual only and therefore can take place only when we're physically together, we can just rendezvous when we get the chance. Fuck, I should look into moving out by you.
Let me tell one more thing before I get out of this lab: you have a fucking amazing technique and a more than adequate tool to use with it. Just thinking about the other night makes it hard for me to concentrate. I will fuck you any time, any place; I am letting you know now I want you under whatever circumstances that must exist for us to continue fucking.
Later, stud.
--Perdida
MOD PARENT UP!!
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I'd love for this to be reposted, as I'd like to see some good discussion about this. Sadly I suspect this will be modded into obscurity.
Re:Price
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"Extra" buldge? You wish you had one to begin with.
Re:Price
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Just because he is way better in bed than you isn't a reason for you to get all jealous.
The Art of Cunniligus
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Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of him too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it?
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy.
I know. I've seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.
Now look at it again.
Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.
Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of its own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.
Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.
Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.
Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.
Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of its covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience its presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!'
There's a reason for that - most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.
But back to your pussy eating session...There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.
Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.
She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one whose nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover.
When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.
If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her.
The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.
The G-Spot
This does exist. And in over half of the women out there, it works better than anything else you can do to cause a strong, prolonged orgasm. The original name is the Grafenberg spot, after a doctor, Earnest Grafenberg, who documented the area (which may have been known by people here and there throughout history) in the fifties.
This "spot" is a small "mound" of tissue inside the vagina, between a penny and quarter in size, which responds to being pressed upon. It's almost certainly not the skenes glands, (which are located around the urethra, which is behind the G-spot area), as has been suggested by a few people. In fact, the G-Spot is the tissue in that raised area of the vagina, which has a higher concentration of sexual nerves, and produces hormones similar to those made by the male's prostate gland.
A sort of map to the area -- Imagine your lover lying on her back, legs spread. Your position is between her legs. You would slide a finger inside her vagina, palm up. With your finger straight back, middle finger is best, you would curve it toward yourself, gently, as if you were gesturing to someone to "come here". In doing so, the area you press on should be pretty near her "G-Spot" area. If you know enough to follow the urethra (the tube that leads from the bladder to where the pee comes out), along the inside of her vagina, you may feel a slight swelling (if she's excited) at the point where the g-spot is.
She must be excited, especially if either you or she is new to the g-spot, for the g-spot to have any real effect at all. It's not the ideal area for getting your lover aroused.
But when she is excited, this area (more often than not) is the best way to bring her to orgasm. You work your way back to it gradually, teasing her (typically, this works best) with your fingers, slowly and gently. It's easier to hit the right area with two fingers, but this may not be comfortable for her, depending on how "tight" she is at that moment. When you have your fingers around the right area, try gently pressing, not too quickly. The movement should be fairly rhythmic. It's typically best if you're licking her clitoris (or near it, depending on the woman) at the same time...don't make a big deal out of the "quest", this will often make her feel self-conscious, or distracted. The licking should seem to be the primary activity.
When you find the right area, she should respond by getting more excited. Most of the vagina's inside surface isn't really that sexually sensitive, believe it or not...most of the excitement of randomly inserting fingers is more psychological than from the actual stimulation.
While more complicated techniques work with some women, some of the time, the best basic technique, upon finding the g-spot, is to continue to slowly, rhythmically press on it, while licking her clitoris (for a few women, the labia (lips) are sensitive to licking, too).
This should cause her to build up to an orgasm.
A G-Spot orgasm is different (always, when it works at all) than any other kind women have. It is possible, with some women, to have different qualities and kinds of orgasms from vaginal, clitoral, anal, and even breast stimulation...but with other women, those kinds of orgasms are all pretty much the same. But the G-Spot orgasm not only feels different; it also causes her body to react in a different way.
First, it often causes a "push out" orgasm. The area around, or "above" (farther inside, that is) your fingers seems to swell up or to contract toward the opening of her vagina.
If you find the right combination of pushing back when this happens, and slacking off to let it push out, you can cause (in perhaps half of the women) her orgasm to continue happening, long after normal ones would have subsided. In some women you can even keep her at a "plateau" (raised level) of sexual excitement, like a prolonged orgasm (or a little less than one) afterward, building up to an even bigger climax.
That brings me to another important point; G-Spot orgasms sometimes causes a huge amount (relatively speaking) of lubrication (juices, wetness)...far more than even the most excited woman gets from "conventional" stimulation.
When that extra wetness combines with the push-out orgasm, you get actual ejaculation...like a guy, but much better tasting. The built up juices can shoot out in such volume that you, or she, may be afraid that she lost control of her bladder. That is (almost always) not what happened. The fear that she peed can be enhanced by the fact that the urethra is behind the g-spot, so that in rare cases the woman can sometimes get the feeling that she needs to pee, even though she does not.
In reality, in both men and women, enough sexual excitement prevents peeing, unless you try really hard. This is a built-in reflex, because urine is something of a spermicide. The "pee hard-on" that men get in the morning is partially his body taking advantage of this reflex, to keep him from accidentally wetting the bed with the urine that built up while he was sleeping.
Taste
Anyone who likes, say, coffee or beer should have no room to complain about the way most women taste. No, I don't mean it tastes like coffee or beer, genius...I mean that beer and coffee are, at best, acquired tastes...they are not naturally pleasant to a human being, no matter how much your addiction to one or both has convinced you otherwise. Most people, whether they remember it or not, had to learn to like the taste of beer/coffee, and had the desire to be Like the Adults to help them along. Well, I'd list taking pleasure in cunnilingus above drinking addictive beverages on the list of things that prove maturity. Aside from that, there's the fact that many people who give it an honest try genuinely enjoy the taste/smell.
Re:Dude! You're getting a *.*!!!
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Dude! You're getting a prefrontal lobotomy!
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Study: Linux' Security Problems Outstrip Microsoft's
Version 2.0. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 18, @06:13AM (#4695749) NAME: Burdge, Jonathan E-MAIL: jlb@io.com [mailto], jlbatdarc@w-link.net [mailto], elby@adequacy.org [mailto], darc@w-link.net [mailto] ALIASES: lb, jlb, Elby
NAME: Casillas, Luis E-MAIL: casillas@stanford.edu [mailto], em@adequacy.org [mailto] ALIASES: em, Estanislao Martinez, Sylvain Tremblay
NAME: Corrigan, Barry E-MAIL: barry@bjcorrigan.fsnet.co.uk [mailto], bc@adequacy.org [mailto] ALIASES: bc, ktb (Kiss the Blade), Lover's Arrival, Euroderf, Erbert Paget-Paget, Anya
NAME: Dickson, Craig E-MAIL: crd@inversenet.com [mailto], mendaxveritas@yahoo.com [mailto], mendaxveritas@pacbell.net [mailto] ALIASES: mv, Mendax Veritas
NAME: Flickinger, Dan E-MAIL: flikx@geekizoid.com [mailto] ALIASES: flikx
NAME: Haberberger, George E-MAIL: ghaberbe@frontiernet.net [mailto], George.Haberberger@usa.xerox.com [mailto] ALIASES: GeorgeHa, Hairy_Potter
NAME: Johnson, Peter E-MAIL: peter.johnson@voicestream.com [mailto], shoeboy@adequacy.org [mailto] ALIASES: Shoeboy, Peter Johnson
NAME: Lockwood, Scott E-MAIL: wsl3@attbi.com [mailto], vlad@geekizoid.com [mailto] ALIASES: Vladinator, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Quick Star, Pinkerton Floyd, etc.
NAME: Linwood, Rob E-MAIL: rcl@cs.csoft.net [mailto], rcl211@is9.nyu.edu [mailto] ALIASES: AuntFloyd, Con Troll
NAME: Mann, Warren E-MAIL: broken@warmann.com [mailto] ALIASES: osm, OpenSourceMan
NAME: McPherson, Craig E-MAIL: craig@laceyonline.com [mailto] ALIASES: craig, naked&petrified guy
NAME: Nelson, Brian E-MAIL: elenchos@adequacy.org [mailto] ALIASES: Elenchos
NAME: Osborne, Michaell E-MAIL: osborm@yahoo.com [mailto], dmg@adequacy.org [mailto], michaellosborne@netscapeonline.co.uk [mailto] ALIASES: dmg, Dumb Marketing Guy, Lord Hugh Toppingham
NAME: Sassaman, Esther E-MAIL: esther@antioch.edu [mailto], perdida@adequacy.org [mailto], reva_altamira@yahoo.com [mailto] ALIASES: Perdida, Reva Altamira, etc.
NAME: Skinner, James E-MAIL: spiralx@spazmail.com [mailto], spiralx@adequacy.org [mailto] ALIASES: SpiralX, Manifold, Jon Erikson
NAME: Stanton, Matt E-MAIL: matt@madeforchina.com [mailto], serf@adequacy.org [mailto] ALIASES: Serf
NAME: Zikowski, Zachary E-MAIL: zikzak@io.com [mailto], zikzak@adequacy.org [mailto] ALIASES: Zikzak, kp
NAME: ???, Ernie E-MAIL: trollmastah@hotmail.com [mailto] ALIASES: Trollmastah
The lameness filter makes it impossible to post this in any sort of aesthetically-pleasing format. To paraphrase Final Fantasy Tactics, "Blame yourself or Rob."
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] LUDICRIS, WE LOVE YOU (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 18, @02:09AM (#4695061) Troll out!
[repeat 6x]
Troll out! Troll out! Troll out! Troll out!
[Chorus - "Troll out!" in background]
I got my twin fp's, Slashed back
Me and my trollers, on top of dat
We rollin AV3's, who are on crack
So much trolling, you can't stop that
My twin fp's, Slashed back
Me and my trollers, on top of dat
We rollin AV3's, who are on crack
So much trolling, you can't stop that
Now where'd you get that mad FP with them phone numbers in it?
Where'd you get that DPB with that ACSII in it?
Who them trolls you be with when you be FP'in through?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww!
Tell me who's your inspiration, how do you troll so good?
You's a supertroll boy, why you still up in the sid?
What in the world is in that HEAD, what you got in that HEAD?
A couple a smacks for yo ass, you did a good ass job of just harrassing me, sassin me
[Chorus]
D00d, that game don't come out until next year, where in the fuck did you get it?
That's eighty frames a second GONE, how in the fuck do you frag it?
You must have eyes on your back, 'cause you got skilz to the ceiling
And the bigger the troll, the bigger the peelin
The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin
Winnin, drillin and killin the feelin
Now who's that dumb ass hick making prank cell calls?
Gettin traced up by the feds when the cloned cells on?
What in the world you got in store, what you got in store?
A couple a hits, a couple a knives, a couple of kicks, a tripple to die,
Now it's time to choose who
[Chorus]
Are you Shao Lin, Wu Shu, or you just fucking crazy?
Katana up on the wall and is that gatt yours or your babies?
Is that your wife, or your self who learned to shoot so good?
You take a pick, while I'm sightin in hicks, touchin finger tips on the trigger
Now tell me who's your number one target, out there in hick land?
What about OSM, Craig and Trollaxor, or any in thier band?
What in the world is in that CASE, you got a gatt in that CASE?
Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place at a similar pace
So shake, shake it
[(Chorus) 1/2x]
Get out my business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, ah
'Cause these psychos all up in my shit and it's my business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, 'cause it's mine, oh mine
My business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass
'Cause these psychos all up in my shit.......[fade]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] WE FUCKED THE SKANK, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @11:30PM (#4694459) TROLLTALK PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENTS
YOUR LOVE CONNECTION FOR THE TROLLER SCENE
Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks seeks friendship, pen-pals, romance, and marriage. Very attractive [att.net] [att.net] [att.net]. Into BSDM / watersports / felching. Passions include Socialism, anal sex, and protesting (anything!). I am an excellent Slashdot troller. I've been a writer for reputable and unbiased news-journals such as Indymedia.org, Adequacy.org, and my new weblog, IniquityDaily.com! If you care about any of these things, or if you'd just like to listen to me tell you all about my life for hours on end, or even if you'd just like to get together for some buttfucking, I'd like to hear from you! Male or female, young or old... I can't afford to be picky! (No further inquiries from Scott Lockwood will be accepted, though.)
Write to:
Esther Sassaman
2776 Hampshire Blvd #B1
Cleveland Heights, OH 44106.
Or e-mail me [mailto] [mailto] [mailto]. Or call me at (216) 321-3546. I don't get many phone calls, and the last person who called me hung up on me and it made me sad. Hope to hear from you soon!
Love,
Perdida
[ Reply to This | Parent ] now that you mention it... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @11:27PM (#4694444) whatever happened to MOMOCROME? [ Reply to This | Parent ] #VLADEQUACY HAS HOT SLUT FOR YOUUUUU!!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @10:59PM (#4694318) Yeah, we've all fucked the skank, now it's your turn!
TROLLTALK PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENTS
YOUR LOVE CONNECTION FOR THE TROLLER SCENE
Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks seeks friendship, pen-pals, romance, and marriage. Very attractive [att.net] [att.net] [att.net]. Into BSDM / watersports / felching. Passions include Socialism, anal sex, and protesting (anything!). I am an excellent Slashdot troller. I've been a writer for reputable and unbiased news-journals such as Indymedia.org, Adequacy.org, and my new weblog, IniquityDaily.com! If you care about any of these things, or if you'd just like to listen to me tell you all about my life for hours on end, or even if you'd just like to get together for some buttfucking, I'd like to hear from you! Male or female, young or old... I can't afford to be picky! (No further inquiries from Scott Lockwood will be accepted, though.)
Write to:
Esther Sassaman
2776 Hampshire Blvd #B1
Cleveland Heights, OH 44106.
Or e-mail me [mailto] [mailto] [mailto]. Or call me at (216) 321-3546. I don't get many phone calls, and the last person who called me hung up on me and it made me sad. Hope to hear from you soon!
Love,
Perdida
[ Reply to This | Parent ] two things (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @10:50PM (#4694254) 1. I am ashamed that I have bookmarks to t'talk. 99% of you are complete dumbs-ass, 0.5% are boring wankers, and the rest of you are me or one of my alternate accounts.
2. Why isn't "Anonymous Coward" included in TrollBack? He (or she!) has posted some vary successful trolls. If nothing else, it would serve as a good baseline against which to measure logged-in trolls. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:two things (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 18, @05:36AM (#4695657) 3. ???
4. PROFIT!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] We do include AC (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 18, @01:02AM (#4694825) When we see successful AC trolls, we bookmark them to be included in the next monthly issue of TrollBack. Unfortunately, Slashcode ensures that anon posts are nearly impossible to track automatically, so they are excluded from Daily TrollBack.
- The TrollBack Team
[ Reply to This | Parent ] SHOCKING PERDIDA PHOTO REVEALED (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @06:59PM (#4693168) http://hitlernazi.com/HNFimages/lc7.jpg [hitlernazi.com]
Those of you in IE can simply drag the link into the address bar. Mozilla users will have to copy and paste. [ Reply to This | Parent ] TROLL OUT! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @06:27PM (#4692980) Troll out!
[repeat 6x]
Troll out! Troll out! Troll out! Troll out!
[Chorus - "Troll out!" in background]
I got my twin fp's, Slashed back
Me and my trollers, on top of dat
We rollin AV3's, who are on crack
So much trolling, you can't stop that
My twin fp's, Slashed back
Me and my trollers, on top of dat
We rollin AV3's, who are on crack
So much trolling, you can't stop that
Now where'd you get that mad FP with them phone numbers in it?
Where'd you get that DPB with that ACSII in it?
Who them trolls you be with when you be FP'in through?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww!
Tell me who's your inspiration, how do you troll so good?
You's a supertroll boy, why you still up in the sid?
What in the world is in that HEAD, what you got in that HEAD?
A couple a smacks for yo ass, you did a good ass job of just harrassing me, sassin me
[Chorus]
D00d, that game don't come out until next year, where in the fuck did you get it?
That's eighty frames a second GONE, how in the fuck do you frag it?
You must have eyes on your back, 'cause you got skilz to the ceiling
And the bigger the troll, the bigger the peelin
The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin
Winnin, drillin and killin the feelin
Now who's that dumb ass hick making prank cell calls?
Gettin traced up by the feds when the cloned cells on?
What in the world you got in store, what you got in store?
A couple a hits, a couple a knives, a couple of kicks, a tripple to die,
Now it's time to choose who
[Chorus]
Are you Shao Lin, Wu Shu, or you just fucking crazy?
Katana up on the wall and is that gatt yours or your babies?
Is that your wife, or your self who learned to shoot so good?
You take a pick, while I'm sightin in hicks, touchin finger tips on the trigger
Now tell me who's your number one target, out there in hick land?
What about OSM, Craig and Trollaxor, or any in thier band?
What in the world is in that CASE, you got a gatt in that CASE?
Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place at a similar pace
So shake, shake it
[(Chorus) 1/2x]
Get out my business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, ah
'Cause these psychos all up in my shit and it's my business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, 'cause it's mine, oh mine
My business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass
'Cause these psychos all up in my shit.......[fade]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] 5 downmods on a wanker (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @06:10PM (#4692906) Doesn't it feel good to pay less? [ Reply to This | Parent ] It's not the holy grail or anything (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @06:00PM (#4692864) 15 mods, 27 top level replies, at least one flame-up that dragged on for 20 replies, and nothing all done using simple bullshitting and MS/Linux baiting. [slashdot.org]
My only regret is that it didn't receive a single -1 Troll. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:It's not the holy grail or anything (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @07:06PM (#4693196) Nice. Next time post logged in! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Post #950. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @05:38PM (#4692774) Reserved for ME, and ME alone. You fuckers don't deserve it. [ Reply to This | Parent ] This whole fucking site is pathetic (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @04:28PM (#4692392) All the fucking trolls have grown up, the only real person you had left (sllort) has left this hellhole for (hopefully) better things. The other faction leader, Vlad, has finally gotten his shit together and is getting rid of the AV3. I hope you realize that the real trolls left have organized underneath the most unlikely of sources. HAND.
~ [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:This whole fucking site is pathetic (Score:1)
by Quick Star on Sunday November 17, @11:05PM (#4694346)
(User #620853 Info | http://www.sporks-r-us.com/) We've all fucked the skank, now it's your turn!
TROLLTALK PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENTS
YOUR LOVE CONNECTION FOR THE TROLLER SCENE
Single Jewish bisexual geek-grrl seeks seeks friendship, pen-pals, romance, and marriage. Very attractive [att.net] [att.net] [att.net]. Into BSDM / watersports / felching. Passions include Socialism, anal sex, and protesting (anything!). I am an excellent Slashdot troller. I've been a writer for reputable and unbiased news-journals such as Indymedia.org, Adequacy.org, and my new weblog, IniquityDaily.com! If you care about any of these things, or if you'd just like to listen to me tell you all about my life for hours on end, or even if you'd just like to get together for some buttfucking, I'd like to hear from you! Male or female, young or old... I can't afford to be picky! (No further inquiries from Scott Lockwood will be accepted, though.)
Write to:
Esther Sassaman
2776 Hampshire Blvd #B1
Cleveland Heights, OH 44106.
Or e-mail me [mailto] [mailto] [mailto]. Or call me at (216) 321-3546. I don't get many phone calls, and the last person who called me hung up on me and it made me sad. Hope to hear from you soon!
Love,
Perdida
[ Reply to This | Parent ] shhhh (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @04:51PM (#4692508) FOAD [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:This whole fucking site is pathetic (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @04:43PM (#4692469) You, sir, are very misinformed. [ Reply to This | Parent ] SIR, LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 17, @02:44PM (#4691841)
From: perdida@adequacy.org
Date: 15/02/2002 11:00 -05:00
To: trollaxor@mac.com
Subject: You Are Amazing
Hey T,
Please let me know when I can come and visit you next. You are fucking amazing in bed. I seriously have never came 7 times in a row-- and you never lost that god-damned hard-on! Yo made me fucking spot the next day because you tore me apart. Nice organ you have there, Mr. 9"er
Really, I've never had it that good before and I want to continue this relationship as long as possible. Since it's sexual only and therefore can take place only when we're physically together, we can just rendezvous when we get the chance. Fuck, I should look into moving out by you.
Let me tell one more thing before I get out of this lab: you have a fucking amazing technique and a more than adequate tool to use with it. Just thinking about the other night makes it hard for me to concentrate. I will fuck you any time, any place; I am letting you know now I want you under whatever circumstances that must exist for us to continue fucking.
Later, stud.
--Perdida
I'd love for this to be reposted, as I'd like to see some good discussion about this. Sadly I suspect this will be modded into obscurity.
"Extra" buldge? You wish you had one to begin with.
Just because he is way better in bed than you isn't a reason for you to get all jealous.
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of him too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see.
Beautiful, isn't it?
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy.
I know. I've seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.
Now look at it again.
Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.
Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of its own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.
Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.
Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.
Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.
Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of its covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience its presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!'
There's a reason for that - most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.
But back to your pussy eating session...There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.
Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.
She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one whose nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover.
When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.
If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her.
The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.
The G-Spot
This does exist. And in over half of the women out there, it works better than anything else you can do to cause a strong, prolonged orgasm. The original name is the Grafenberg spot, after a doctor, Earnest Grafenberg, who documented the area (which may have been known by people here and there throughout history) in the fifties.
This "spot" is a small "mound" of tissue inside the vagina, between a penny and quarter in size, which responds to being pressed upon. It's almost certainly not the skenes glands, (which are located around the urethra, which is behind the G-spot area), as has been suggested by a few people. In fact, the G-Spot is the tissue in that raised area of the vagina, which has a higher concentration of sexual nerves, and produces hormones similar to those made by the male's prostate gland.
A sort of map to the area -- Imagine your lover lying on her back, legs spread. Your position is between her legs. You would slide a finger inside her vagina, palm up. With your finger straight back, middle finger is best, you would curve it toward yourself, gently, as if you were gesturing to someone to "come here". In doing so, the area you press on should be pretty near her "G-Spot" area. If you know enough to follow the urethra (the tube that leads from the bladder to where the pee comes out), along the inside of her vagina, you may feel a slight swelling (if she's excited) at the point where the g-spot is.
She must be excited, especially if either you or she is new to the g-spot, for the g-spot to have any real effect at all. It's not the ideal area for getting your lover aroused.
But when she is excited, this area (more often than not) is the best way to bring her to orgasm. You work your way back to it gradually, teasing her (typically, this works best) with your fingers, slowly and gently. It's easier to hit the right area with two fingers, but this may not be comfortable for her, depending on how "tight" she is at that moment. When you have your fingers around the right area, try gently pressing, not too quickly. The movement should be fairly rhythmic. It's typically best if you're licking her clitoris (or near it, depending on the woman) at the same time...don't make a big deal out of the "quest", this will often make her feel self-conscious, or distracted. The licking should seem to be the primary activity.
When you find the right area, she should respond by getting more excited. Most of the vagina's inside surface isn't really that sexually sensitive, believe it or not...most of the excitement of randomly inserting fingers is more psychological than from the actual stimulation.
While more complicated techniques work with some women, some of the time, the best basic technique, upon finding the g-spot, is to continue to slowly, rhythmically press on it, while licking her clitoris (for a few women, the labia (lips) are sensitive to licking, too).
This should cause her to build up to an orgasm.
A G-Spot orgasm is different (always, when it works at all) than any other kind women have. It is possible, with some women, to have different qualities and kinds of orgasms from vaginal, clitoral, anal, and even breast stimulation...but with other women, those kinds of orgasms are all pretty much the same. But the G-Spot orgasm not only feels different; it also causes her body to react in a different way.
First, it often causes a "push out" orgasm. The area around, or "above" (farther inside, that is) your fingers seems to swell up or to contract toward the opening of her vagina.
If you find the right combination of pushing back when this happens, and slacking off to let it push out, you can cause (in perhaps half of the women) her orgasm to continue happening, long after normal ones would have subsided. In some women you can even keep her at a "plateau" (raised level) of sexual excitement, like a prolonged orgasm (or a little less than one) afterward, building up to an even bigger climax.
That brings me to another important point; G-Spot orgasms sometimes causes a huge amount (relatively speaking) of lubrication (juices, wetness)...far more than even the most excited woman gets from "conventional" stimulation.
When that extra wetness combines with the push-out orgasm, you get actual ejaculation...like a guy, but much better tasting. The built up juices can shoot out in such volume that you, or she, may be afraid that she lost control of her bladder. That is (almost always) not what happened. The fear that she peed can be enhanced by the fact that the urethra is behind the g-spot, so that in rare cases the woman can sometimes get the feeling that she needs to pee, even though she does not.
In reality, in both men and women, enough sexual excitement prevents peeing, unless you try really hard. This is a built-in reflex, because urine is something of a spermicide. The "pee hard-on" that men get in the morning is partially his body taking advantage of this reflex, to keep him from accidentally wetting the bed with the urine that built up while he was sleeping.
Taste
Anyone who likes, say, coffee or beer should have no room to complain about the way most women taste. No, I don't mean it tastes like coffee or beer, genius...I mean that beer and coffee are, at best, acquired tastes...they are not naturally pleasant to a human being, no matter how much your addiction to one or both has convinced you otherwise. Most people, whether they remember it or not, had to learn to like the taste of beer/coffee, and had the desire to be Like the Adults to help them along. Well, I'd list taking pleasure in cunnilingus above drinking addictive beverages on the list of things that prove maturity. Aside from that, there's the fact that many people who give it an honest try genuinely enjoy the taste/smell.
Dude! You're getting a prefrontal lobotomy!
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please, no MS-DOS style globbing around here, ok?