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Why UNIX is better than Windows... By Microsoft

BenBenBen writes "According to a whitepaper found on "a fairly insecure server", UNIX not only is more reliable and easier to maintain than Windows (2000 in this case), it's cheaper too. These shock results are reported on both The Register and (the source) Security Office."

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  1. Microsoft.... by dirkdidit · · Score: 5, Funny

    may have insecure server products(and desktop products for that matter) but whatever Security Office was running is nothing more than a smoking pile of silicon and hard drive.

  2. Slow down cowboy! by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 5, Funny

    There has been one hour and 46 minutes since the last MS critical article was posted. You need to wait at least two hours.

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    1. Re:Slow down cowboy! by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 5, Funny

      it was taco who put up this story not neal, apparently he didn't get that memo... we should ALL send him a copy of the "two hour" memo along with his TSP reports!

  3. Re:Does republishing these... by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Funny

    I realized after I hit submit that I was thinking by the old rules -- I should have asked whether pilfering documents from their server wasn't punishable by a federal death penalty by now. (I wish that was entirely a joke.)

    Also, isn't the paper just the opinion of the writer, and dismissable by MS like the tobacco industry dismissed the memo by one of its ad exec mapping out marketing cigarettes to children. They would never do such a thing, no.

    That MS has one honest soul in its ranks shouldn't be all that much of a shocker, right? Oops, I guess that was a troll.

  4. Re:Hotmail? by petis · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Wouldn't it be neat if MS put out a fully
    > reliable, configurable, cheap O/S?

    Yeah, they could call it MS/Linux.

  5. Re:slashdotted by phil+reed · · Score: 4, Funny

    SecurityOffice.net is in Turkey. We've probably slashdotted the entire country's bandwidth.

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  6. Re:Is This Necessarily Bad? by red_dragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ugh... the Submit button needs to be placed farther away from the Preview button (*covers head with brown paper bag*).

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  7. Re:slashdotted - bandwidth by Insightfill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agreed - most likely, it's just some guy with a 28K modem who's got a dedicated phone line. Sometimes, his mom picks up the wrong line and the whole site goes down.

  8. Re:Bingo! by kcbrown · · Score: 4, Funny
    Even if Microsoft turned around tomorrow and made everything GPL, fixed their security holes and sent chocolates and hookers to Linus and RMS, I'd still prefer Unix for the power of the command line.

    Yeah, but what if they sent chocolates and hookers to you?

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  9. Re:Exactly. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


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  10. Re:The goal in mind being UNIX? by Squareball · · Score: 4, Funny

    So that new benz I just bought ISN'T going to run UT2003 faster? DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

  11. Death penalty, I wish!... by coyote-san · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nope, not the death penalty.

    A special clause on page 394 of the enacting legislation says that anyone convicted of publishing Microsoft's dirty laundy is enjoined from using any other operating system for life. It's Microsoft only, baby!

    Repeat offenders are enjoined from using any operating system other than Windows ME.

    And for the hard-core cases... they bring out BOB.

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  12. Re:Is This Necessarily Bad? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny
    Most big corporations have intelligent technicians. However, the message gets lost somewhere between tech and management.
    As always. Nothing new there...
  13. Re:The goal in mind being UNIX? by mini+me · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, but it will bring GTA3 to a whole new level.

  14. Re:Pardon my scepticism by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hopefully, they remembered to turn off auto-correct and "smart" quotes.

    And now we understand the origin of all the MS security holes.

    Clippy: It looks like you're trying to copy an unchecked buffer, would you like help with this feature?...

  15. Re:Exactly. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Noooooooo! Now you've spawned a whole new generation of bad jokes...

    Karma: xcellent (ostly affcted by oderationdone to yur commens and subequent dcimation)

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  16. Re:Chocolate and Hookers by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think that I would accept a hooker from Microsoft. My guess is that she would have a virus.

    Chocolate, on the other hand...