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PINE Releases 4.50

wasaty writes "Yesterday new PINE came out. Main new feature is (at last!) threading support. Look here for a full list of changes." Ah, my first "real" e-mail program; watching it change is like watching evolution in motion.

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  1. Evolution in motion by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... watching it change is like watching evolution in motion.

    Hum, not quite yet. But, it is definitely catching up.

    1. Re:Evolution in motion by terkozer · · Score: 5, Funny
      To really watch Evolution in motion peform the following steps...
      • obtain one (1) laptop & install favourite linux distro (debian in my case)
      • apt-get install evolution (or however you would install an app in your favourite distro).
      • make sure laptop is unplugged from electrical, ethernet sockets..
      • pick laptop up and hurl as far as possible across room.. (also, ignore all those wierd looks you get from co-workers)
      • last but not least, hope atleast somebody finds this funny..

  2. What does pine have againt elm anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pine Is Not Elm? wtf?

  3. Pine, Schmine... by Ryu2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bah... /usr/ucb/Mail rules!

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    1. Re:Pine, Schmine... by s20451 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Real men use cat /var/spool/mail/$USER | more and telnet $SMTP_HOST 25

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    2. Re:Pine, Schmine... by jandrese · · Score: 2, Funny

      And todays award for gratuitous use of cat(1) goes to s20451. Today's prize is a book "How to use more(1)" by I.C. Weiner.

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    3. Re:Pine, Schmine... by stwrtpj · · Score: 2, Funny
      I say:
      $ lpr /var/spool/mail/$USER

      So are you saying you're the pointed-haired boss from Dilbert that has his secretary print out all his emails? :)

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    4. Re:Pine, Schmine... by SirSlud · · Score: 2, Funny

      >I get the feeling that people are more interested in what's flashy than simple

      Get the feeling? You're only about 20 years behind microsoft's product development strategy. ;)

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  4. 32-bit High Res Image of PINE by ekrout · · Score: 4, Funny

    Screenshot of PINE in action.

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    1. Re:32-bit High Res Image of PINE by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wrong, wrong!!! HERE is a shot of PINE in action!

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    2. Re:32-bit High Res Image of PINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      sweet screenshot... but man, you've gotta upgrade to OS X.

  5. "PINE releases 4.50" by nakaduct · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good for them. I myself just released 2.10, for a can of pop and bag of chips. That comes on the heels of a 1.30 release, into a parking meter.

  6. PINE in time for Christmas! by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 4, Funny


    Get your brand new green PINE tree in time to decorate for christmas! You could mod it with all blue lights... imagine a beowulf cluster of christmas trees! Merry Christmas to all!

    Seriously though, threads help a ton in organizing messages. :)

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    1. Re:PINE in time for Christmas! by yack0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry, those blue lights aren't accepted into the changefiles, so they'll have to go. You may not release your own blue-light-PINE either.

      Book em Dano

      j

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  7. +1, funny by x+mani+x · · Score: 3, Funny

    i dont think anyone realizes that your post is a joke.

    1. Re:+1, funny by ekrout · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know, it's rather depressing.

      Where have all the geeks gone? /me weeps

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  8. First?! by sielwolf · · Score: 5, Funny
    Ah, my first "real" e-mail program


    Careful, captain. Some of us are still using Pine.

    Of course I'm not surprised by the reaction. My mother saw me sshing to my box once and said "Oh God, that brings back horrible memories..." Who says that UI has nothing to do with End User acceptance? Me personally: I love it. But to most people its like "Why do you go out hunting with a bow and arrow when we can get perfectly good meat down at the Kroger?"

    Pine Users: the Ted Nugents of the Computing World!
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    1. Re:First?! by abe+ferlman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not a fair analogy. A better one would be "Why go out hunting with a bow and arrow when you could chase squirrels, beat them senseless with your plastic Outlook cd case, then eat their brains?"

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  9. Re:are you kidding? by miTTio · · Score: 3, Funny
    quote:
    watching it change is like watching evolution in motion

    this is a bad pun, or a bad joke, or a funny mistake


    D. All of the above
  10. evolution is faster by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 3, Funny
    watching it change is like watching evolution in motion.

    ...except that evolution is faster.

    Score: -1 (Troll)

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  11. Out of pine comes pico by stype · · Score: 5, Funny

    And don't forget about pico (pine composer), which has been making bad programmers worse for more years than I care to remember.

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  12. Threading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I kept asking myself, "Why in the world would a text based e-mail need threading." I finally figured it out. It's not multithreading! Duh.

  13. Re:Still useful by CoolVibe · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dearest Moderators: This is not flamebait, I am replying to myself to acknoledge that I made a stupid mistake.... thank you.

    Open admission of self-made mistake... Are you _sure_ you're a slashdot regular? ;)