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Starting a Cable Company?

prec asks: "One of my goals for my post-university life is to start my own High Speed Internet provider. The plan is to find a decent sized residential area that does not currently have such a service available and start my business there. However, one major problem presents itself - How in the world could I start my own cable company? Would I actually have to lay my own cable lines and everything or do the big companies (such as Comcast) have services set up for people to start their own 'Comcast Franchise' type businesses? All feedback is appreciated."

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  1. Scientist burns penis with hot laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Did someone hack CNN/Reuters???

    http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/22/offbeat.lapto p. burn.reut/index.html

    Scientist burns penis with hot laptop

    LONDON, England (Reuters) --Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis.

    The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

    He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done.

    "The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal Friday.

    Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

    Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.

    1. Re: Scientist burns penis with hot laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Meh. Bit of a stretch to call Torvalds a "scientist", no?

      Maybe if Linux had some respectable power management instead of having all the coders work on that stupid non-journaled ReyserFS, this wouldn't have happened. Let Torvalds' burned cack serve as a warning to all of you.

  2. Re:Starting a Cable Company? by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    This ain't falmebait. It's exactly what I first thought. The original question is bullshit.