The Origin of Dogs
nessdog writes "Your old friend in the back-yard can read you like an open book according to this article from the BBC. They report that your dog's power of reading your body language is better than a chimps. So next time you tell a lie, just remember who might be watching..."
Sure they can read you like an open book. But dogs can't read books! Aha!
Officer: Sir, did you rob the bank?
You: Of course not.
Lab: woof woof *
Officer: Just as we thought, lying!
* I have to go out and pee on your tires.
Any animal that sits down in front of your entire family on Xmas day, then cleans its own gentials with its tongue, is hardly screaming up the evolutionary ladder!
"I kill you! You no good 56'ing!"
Given the small genetic sample that it seems 95% of dogs have originated from, I wonder if some careful breeding of wolves back into the dog gene pool would help with all the congenital problems that dog breeders have to be so vigilent about. Genetic diversity of course being a Good Thing.
I know dog/wolf hybrids aren't supposed to make good pets, can be dangerous, wild, etc. But careful breeding back into the most popular dog breeds would be worth preventing thousands of cases of hip dysplasia, eye problems, heart problems, skin problems, etc., etc.
A wolf/poodle cross might be a little disturbing though.
Operator, give me the number for 911!
I thought this was an interesting point considering the fact that east asia is a part of the world where some people eat dogs.
I wonder if there is any relationship between these facts.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx
I don't think dogs are smarter... They may be fairly good at interpreting social cues from humans, but that's from conditioning.
Personally I think dogs are better at finding food because of their superior sense of smell. I think this is another case of bad research, at least with comparing relative intelligence.
At least pretend to have read the article.
Puppies as young as nine weeks are as good as the adults, so it's not due to conditioning. Also, the experiment was designed so that the dogs could not use their sense of smell.
Oh wait.... I think I've just been trolled!
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